I swear, I had a longer list in mind but forgot most of it (thus "other", please specify who you want to see throw in the towel)
Dinosaurs of Rock
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Which band or artist should just give it up?
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Rolling Stones 3 (14%)
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AC/DC 1 (5%)
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Sting 0 (0%)
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David Bowie 0 (0%)
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Lionel Richie 0 (0%)
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Diana Ross 1 (5%)
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Michael Jackson 5 (24%)
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Oasis 3 (14%)
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Celine Dion 3 (14%)
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Kathy Lee Gifford 2 (10%)
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New Order :p 2 (10%)
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Other 1 (5%)
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Originally posted by Taboo # 7 I swear, I had a longer list in mind but forgot most of it (thus "other", please specify who you want to see throw in the towel)
New Order....should have thrown in the towel after NOVELTY when still JOY MARE!:D
What was it someone called Oasis? 'the white transit van blocking the highway of pop' I think.
The others are all rubbish but harmless [er, except for one of them, I mean], why shouldn't they carry on? Oasis somehow seem to be actively getting in the way. Why are they so hugely rated? They've only had one more decent lp than the Stone Roses did.
I'm afraid this poll is partly out of date because Michael Jackson has already quit the music business. On 14th September 2002 NME.com published a news story headlined "The King Abdicates" in which MJ was quoted as saying "I've always wanted to do film, but the tours got in the way. That's why I want to take several years off just doing film. "I'd like to get six great movies behind me, and then I'll do a little bit of touring, then I'll do more filming"(although some elements of the story contradict each other - it seems it's not permanent retirement from the music business but a very long break from it).
You can read the story in full at nme.com/news/102943.htm.
Originally posted by Fingers I'm afraid this poll is partly out of date because Michael Jackson has already quit the music business. On 14th September 2002 NME.com published a news story headlined "The King Abdicates" in which MJ was quoted as saying "I've always wanted to do film, but the tours got in the way. That's why I want to take several years off just doing film. "I'd like to get six great movies behind me, and then I'll do a little bit of touring, then I'll do more filming"(although some elements of the story contradict each other - it seems it's not permanent retirement from the music business but a very long break from it).You can read the story in full at nme.com/news/102943.htm.
WACKO JACKO ON FILM?!??!!!
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that's even worse! :dead:
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The Rolling Stones
Forty Licks and a World Tour are great but it's time to move on. They are like the heavyweight boxer that retires but keeps on making comebacks.
Originally posted by snucker > Originally posted by Fingers> I'm afraid this poll is partly out of date because Michael Jackson has already quit the music business. On 14th September 2002 NME.com published a news story headlined "The King Abdicates" in which MJ was quoted as saying "I've always wanted to do film, but the tours got in the way. That's why I want to take several years off just doing film. "I'd like to get six great movies behind me, and then I'll do a little bit of touring, then I'll do more filming"(although some elements of the story contradict each other - it seems it's not permanent retirement from the music business but a very long break from it).> > You can read the story in full at nme.com/news/102943.htm.
WACKO JACKO ON FILM?!??!!!
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that's even worse! :dead:
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Michael Jackson is Diana Ross in....THE SUPREMES!!!!![]()
Michael Jackson stars as Peter Parker in SPIDER-MAN!!!!
Michael Jackson..he's one bad mutha. SHAFT 2002!
See Michael Jackson as you've never seen him before in.....MY FAIR LADY!!!!!
( I got a million of 'em...)
Snucker, I didn't say I had some good news. However, I think it's good news... ![]()
If Michael Jackson carries on making music his new stuff (which given the way the careers of the Jacksons have gone is extremely unlikely to be any good) may be played on radio and take up valuable airtime which could be used to play better music. If Michael Jackson makes films instead they are less likely to get in the way of new talent and are easier to ignore. Besides, they'll probably go straight to video anyway.
If Michael Jackson is hard up he could always make some porn films. Insert your own joke here... ![]()
Originally posted by Fingers If Michael Jackson is hard up he could always make some porn films. Insert your own joke here...
Well, I'm sure that his management still has the number of that video director who was supposed to work on his 9/11 tribute, but was forced out due to his porno past.
Originally posted by Fingers Snucker, I didn't say I had some good news. However, I think it's good news...
If Michael Jackson carries on making music his new stuff (which given the way the careers of the Jacksons have gone is extremely unlikely to be any good) may be played on radio and take up valuable airtime which could be used to play better music. If Michael Jackson makes films instead they are less likely to get in the way of new talent and are easier to ignore. Besides, they'll probably go straight to video anyway.If Michael Jackson is hard up he could always make some porn films. Insert your own joke here...
i've thought of that...but then again...you know there will be a soundtrack to this wacko jacko movie, and there's a 100% chance a new wacko jacko song will be released...thus flooding the radio waves more than ever before. especially if he does a duet with some dumb rapper.
think about people....wacko jacko on the big screen and on the radio...
pray people..........prrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaay!![]()
Originally posted by Ricardo Other: Yes. They are still around, aren't they? Prog rock sucks.
Yes Ricardo, still around, they have returned to the original line up with Rick Wakeman and are touring again.
And yes, Prog Rock sucks!
How many members of the Rolling Stones are dead?
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No one mentioned Genesis - are they still going too? - I mean, is phil Collins still gonna be playing with them? Christ, that's all we need.