mullet haikus

for your enjoyment: mullet haikus

flowing down the back helps to keep the mind closed, hate released by short top.

O! squirrel brother, your tail, my hair. we are one. yet i must eat you.

my hair is slammin' like 'stone cold'. can i get a hell yeah? hell yeah. hell yeah.

short like your schooling. long like your prison sentence. the penal haircut.

you smoke me up and jerk me off. you are the best, and i love you, sis.

one day i will dip and race cars. until then i ride my bike, chew gum.

with long hair in place how else can i rebel? hand me the bong uncle.

short for dad. long for the daughter mom always wanted. everyone's happy.

Originally posted by AgentWood for your enjoyment: mullet haikusO! squirrel brother,your tail, my hair. we are one.yet i must eat you.short like your schooling.long like your prison sentence.the penal haircut.

Ode to a Mullet

Oh, strangely-long strand Of finest hair That doeth protrude down my backside How couldst thou be?

Thine mane of creases Doeth ease the winter cold, Curls at endsway In the Summer sun

Mullet, what be the mark? Do thou knowest the way Thy curly locks have wound their way into my heart?

Pray, be brave When past a barber's we must pass For tis never my intention That we shall part

From rattail were you concieved Grown tapered down my neck Full grown in your glory now Short Top and Sides, Longer still Back

Beer gut to complement The flowing Mullet Food-stained shirt, dirty blue jeans Complete the portrait

Truely, Mullet, you are the envy Of the trailer park No one dares question The greatness of your being

Mullet, Mullet, speak to me Mullet, do that wonder When walking in the Wal-Mart Never caught in the sliding doors.....

M- Manly hockey Hair U- Ugly? ha! what do they know L- Lovely like a horse's mane L- Like to comb it E- Envy of the mulletless T- Terrific!

looks like we've started a little poetry collective here....

we need to honor the mullet because i fear it is becoming extinct in this technologocal world of ours even hockey players dont wear mullets anymore a mere decade or so ago you couldnt play if you didnt have one, now they have been erradicated from the sport its a sad state of affairs

Hail the Mullet!!!!!

two great websites:

www.mulletjunky.com www.mulletsgalore.com

both chock-full of mulletude!

Agent Wood you are quite a big fan of the mullet huh?

Originally posted by frank smarra Agent Wood you are quite a big fan of the mullet huh?

i have a morbid fascination with the mullet. in the same way one would have with a violent train wreck. half disgust, half amusement.

Well, I've just clicked on that site you mentioned above and found this!

what is with NO fans and mullets?

Originally posted by frank smarra we need to honor the mullet because i fear it is becoming extinct in this technologocal world of ourseven hockey players dont wear mullets anymorea mere decade or so ago you couldnt play if you didnt have one, now they have been erradicated from the sportits a sad state of affairsHail the Mullet!!!!!

Do not fear Frank, the American common or garden mullet may well be receding but the German wild variety is thriving. I'd go as far as to say to say that Germany will never cease to produce mullets.