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Just a little bone to pick concerning "007": I realize it's meant to be entertainment and not a "serious" look at espionage, but don't you think Bond would have been knocked off by now? Think about it: he almost never uses a code name, he's obviously well known as an opponent of all power-crazy ne'er-do-wells, and he is a practicing alcoholic. All of these things would have doomed a lesser spy, but James Bond nonetheless survives even the most impossible of plots with nary a scratch.

Surely Blofeld and all the other Bond villians should have a summit to compare notes: "He called himself 'James Bond'? How original!"

"You mean he foiled your plot for world domination, AND found time to seduce your mistress too? I thought it was only me..."

"Can anyone remember what he looks like? Anyone? Surely you got a good look at him before placing him in the easily-escapable peril?"

C'mon, super villians! The bastard has waged a 40-year campaign of anti-terrorism, and he doesn't look a day over 39! Surely you guys realized telling him your plan BEFORE you tried to kill him would come back to haunt you when he's snapped your neck in half and easily defeated the puny leftover Communist soldiers you had guarding your lousy hideout.............

Anyway, just a little rant...

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They should get Bond to sort that Bin Liner geezer out. No sweat.

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Originally posted by Benny's Cobweb Eyes They should get Bond to sort that Bin Liner geezer out. No sweat.

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now that is something I would LOVE to see...

maybe they should make that movie!!!

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