Happy New Year to all you canny phuckerz !! :spit:

Dear onliners....Hubert here.....back briefly from an extended sojourn posting inane banter on the Boro FC Forum lately, but I thought I'd share this box of aural an' visual delights with ye folks.... I knaa ye're ganna love this! ;)

Click on any or all of these links below an' get a little musical Xmas Card of your choice - or better still, check out the entire site from which these wonderfully hilarious ditties were taken from (discovered through a fellow Boro FC poster back on the footie site the other day!)...It had me in stitches an' nearly pissin' meself!!

My daughter Gemmi is enthralled with numbers 4 to 8 as you will no doubt discover for yourselves, but, for those more adult members amongst you, the first three are the absolute dogz bollockz if you - like me - fancy a nice dollop of prime era VIZ-style profanity to enliven your day to day drudgery.... because you can make them play exactly how you want them to by controlling everything yourself!!......don't say I didn't warn yer!

1. http://www.rathergood.com/buffy/
2. http://www.rathergood.com/touretteaphone/
3. http://www.rathergood.com/swearotron.html
4. http://www.rathergood.com/punk_kittens/
5. http://www.rathergood.com/vines/
6. http://www.rathergood.com/independent_woman/
7. http://www.rathergood.com/kittens/
8. http://www.rathergood.com/vikings/
9. http://www.rathergood.com/bunny_too_tight/
10. http://www.rathergood.com/mickey/
11. http://www.rathergood.com/holding/
12. http://www.rathergood.com/alf/
13. http://www.rathergood.com/elephants/
14. http://www.rathergood.com/pants/
15. http://www.rathergood.com/elvis/
16. http://www.rathergood.com/chicken/
17. http://www.rathergood.com/bill/
18. http://www.rathergood.com/meatball/
19. http://www.rathergood.com/jamie/
20. http://www.rathergood.com/mark/
21. http://www.rathergood.com/mr_johnson/
22. http://www.rathergood.com/george/
23. http://www.rathergood.com/spoonguard/
24. http://www.rathergood.com/banspoonguard/

Tell us what you think of these below if you like - let's have your verdicts! Have fun ...an' a Merry Christmas to y'all from the happy Mickle household.....

;) :\party:

ok, i've checked out the swearing keyboard, and that doesn't sound like buffy!

and half of them i don't understand or don't find very offensive since half of them are biology terms.

i got the viking kittens earlier this year. fantastic piece of interpretive nonsense! like the touretteophone, as well.

Hello Hubert, thanks for the cheer and smiles, I really laughed hard at the Punk Kittens and the Vikings, though i could've done with them taking a few swings at a couple of wayward dogs. Thanks again mate!

Wonderful stuff! The Vines one was a hoot - as were the Mick Hucknall ones - fucking hilarious!

I shall have a look at some more of them later...

;) Merry Xmas to everyone!

Yeah - thanks for the seasonal goodwill message dude.... and the same to you likewise....

Checked out a few of those links and they were pretty damn funny. Loved that White Stripes one - great band anyway! The Vines animation had me in stitches - even though I think they're shite, that spoof was spot on! :D Elbow were a hoot as well - and that Britney Spears one (found elsewhere in the site) was just hysterical! I can't believe that was a real track and not just a pisstake.

I will never hear that Beatles song Ticket To Ride in the same way ever again....!

Just to add that my missus thought the Buffy swearathon thingy was absolutely hilarious - she can't stop pressing all the buttons now getting all the voices to trigger off at the same time - it sounds like some demented choir from a really sick Fast Show sketch.. and as you can expect, we're addicted to it like a couple of sad overgrown kids! Nice one!

Thought I'd better update this thread noo to wish all ye Old Order Onliners the very best for 2003 an' all that.

It's gannin' ta be somewhat nervous time for me personally as our beloved (tho' rather gutless) BORO FC have another uncertain away game tomorrow facin' Blackburn of all people - seein' as we've only won ONE piddlin' match away this whole friggin' season, despite an unbeaten home run now stretching to 11 games - I'm not feelin' too confident aboot the lads' form lately, even though they managed to deliver us the best Xmas pressie we could've hoped for by smashin' those poncey shites Manure Knighted 3-1 last Thursday - man - was I in seventh heaven at that stunning victory or what??

So, a cautious and nail-biting time ahead then.....and the rather ominous prospect of our boys slippin' oot of the top 10 ageen....

But hell - crack open yer six packs fer me, and I'll have a few for you all in return...

Happy New Year everyone!

H.