if any ladies out there are offended by benny and his pigs on the bank thread please feel free to leave your voice words shown. ( dont read the bank thread ladies if easily offended)... tut tut benny and co, thought you were nice men in drag...
Dates
· UTC
anti men thread
Archived19 replies · 780 views
This is an archived legacy thread. Replies are closed, but the discussion is preserved.
← Back to Behind Closed Doors
20 posts
yeah, maybe they all too passive. wheres girl power gone eh!!! or maybe bennys threatened them with his water pistol:)
ok, i can't think of any good male insults, but i'll post in support of melanie. god knows this place doesn't have enough females.
it's a fact that women are better at judging distances (both in and out of their cars) than men due to their lack of need to exaggerate size. hence aligning their car with cash dispenser would not be an issue. the shit in the handbag is true - but have you ever accidentally slipped your hand into a man's coat pocket? some narsty shit in there... :kiss:
that explains the huge number of surveyors that are women then.
not so good at reversing though are you?
Originally posted by flo it's a fact that women are better at judging distances (both in and out of their cars) than men due to their lack of need to exaggerate size. hence aligning their car with cash dispenser would not be an issue. the shit in the handbag is true - but have you ever accidentally slipped your hand into a man's coat pocket? some narsty shit in there... :kiss:
Pray explain: How can you "accidentally slip(ped) your hand into a man's coat pocket" ;)
and besides...if it wasn't for us men...you women would all be lesbians (not that there is anything wrong with that)...and, there probably wouldn't be much more than a generation left in the lot of you!!!...
by the same token, if not for you ladies...that would leave me, a , uhm...well, never mind, you get the gist...
and as for women being better with distances...not true...we know the difference between 5 inches and 12 inches...it's you birds that wouldn't know...since all those lads out there with 4 inch penises have told you that was 6 inches...so your base reference is fundamentally flawed!!!
Originally posted by Snucker ok, i can't think of any good male insults, but i'll post in support of melanie. god knows this place doesn't have enough females.
this is very true
Originally posted by Green Just think of velvet snucker; that should provide lots of inspiration!
velvet insults are a class of their own.
Originally posted by hibster that explains the huge number of surveyors that are women then.not so good at reversing though are you?
there are few spaces that i am unable to reverse into - it's forward parking that has me flummoxed.
Originally posted by Budvar Huber
Originally posted by flo it's a fact that women are better at judging distances (both in and out of their cars) than men due to their lack of need to exaggerate size. hence aligning their car with cash dispenser would not be an issue. the shit in the handbag is true - but have you ever accidentally slipped your hand into a man's coat pocket? some narsty shit in there... :kiss:
Pray explain: How can you "accidentally slip(ped) your hand into a man's coat pocket" ;)
pickpocketing. clearly not accidental, but slipping comes into it
Originally posted by flo > Originally posted by Budvar Huber> > > > Originally posted by flo> > it's a fact that women are better at judging distances (both in and out of their cars) than men due to their lack of need to exaggerate size. hence aligning their car with cash dispenser would not be an issue. the shit in the handbag is true - but have you ever accidentally slipped your hand into a man's coat pocket? some narsty shit in there... :kiss:>
Pray explain: How can you "accidentally slip(ped) your hand into a man's coat pocket" ;)
pickpocketing. clearly not accidental, but slipping comes into it
I can't drive but am rather good at slipping it in.Does this make me a GOOD MAN or a BAD MAN!:D
Originally posted by Rocket Mick > Originally posted by flo> > > > Originally posted by Budvar Huber> > > > > > > Originally posted by flo> > > it's a fact that women are better at judging distances (both in and out of their cars) than men due to their lack of need to exaggerate size. hence aligning their car with cash dispenser would not be an issue. the shit in the handbag is true - but have you ever accidentally slipped your hand into a man's coat pocket? some narsty shit in there... :kiss:> > >
Pray explain: How can you "accidentally slip(ped) your hand into a man's coat pocket" ;)
pickpocketing. clearly not accidental, but slipping comes into it
I can't drive but am rather good at slipping it in.Does this make me a GOOD MAN or a BAD MAN!:D
that clearly depends upon the context, and also, whether you're speaking to a good girl or a bad girl
Originally posted by Rocket Mick > Originally posted by bill gates
Here here!And FLO are you a good girl or BAD?:D
that would depend on who was asking as it's you - i'm good. very good.
Originally posted by Rocket Mick > Originally posted by bill gates
Here here!And FLO are you a good girl or BAD?:D
that would depend on who was asking
as it's you - i'm good. very good 
