A beauty pageant was being held in Southern California, and the contestants were now in the "question and answer" section of the evening. A pretty young lady was brought out in evening dress and sat nervously next to the host. She beamed a bright smile to the crowd and readied herself for his question.
"How do you feel about euthanasia?," the announcer asked.
The girl thought for a moment, then perked up as she provided her response.
"I believe they deserve just as much oppertunities for happiness as youth everywhere!"
