THINGS TO DO IN CHORLEY.-GOLDEN BALL won! — Forum Archive

5 Jan 2003, 05:34

A CD-R to the best answer however silly or smart!:DJust need some inspiration from you others that have been students/dole peddlers.Please answer this soon before i go even MADDER! Rocket DOLE Mick. Get another job is NOT an option!:D:D:D:D

5 Jan 2003, 09:10

maybe you and Melanie could hook up and make a video...

you know...something like Girls Who Like It In the Dookie Hole?!?!?! :eek:

actually, might I suggest something you will really like...consuming mass quantities of ale, lager, whatever...I find that leads to me thinking I am both attractive and intelligent...

5 Jan 2003, 09:26

Wank.

Loads.

Cos there's frig all else to do. :shrug:

5 Jan 2003, 12:18

Originally posted by Rocket Mick A CD-R to the best answer however silly or smart!:DJust need some inspiration from you others that have been students/dole peddlers.Please answer this soon before i go even MADDER!Rocket DOLE Mick.Get another job is NOT an option!:D:D:D:D

What have you done the previous 44 years Mick ? ;)

5 Jan 2003, 15:21

go to the fishergate centre in preston, buy some lovely ladies clothes and try to pick someone up outside the station

always good for a laugh - and you never know, you may earn some cash in hand

5 Jan 2003, 16:32

Originally posted by Golden Ball Wank.Loads.Cos there's frig all else to do.

Nice! :lol: :D

5 Jan 2003, 16:33

Originally posted by Benny's Cobweb Eyes > Originally posted by Rocket Mick> A CD-R to the best answer however silly or smart!:DJust need some inspiration from you others that have been students/dole peddlers.Please answer this soon before i go even MADDER!> Rocket DOLE Mick.> Get another job is NOT an option!:D:D:D:D

What have you done the previous 44 years Mick ? ;) IMPERSONATE A HUMAN...not very well!:D

5 Jan 2003, 16:34

Originally posted by Grigori Rasputin..the mad monk is back! maybe you and Melanie could hook up and make a video...you know...something like Girls Who Like It In the Dookie Hole?!?!?! actually, might I suggest something you will really like...consuming mass quantities of ale, lager, whatever...I find that leads to me thinking I am both attractive and intelligent...

DOOKIE HOLE Is this near the SLEEPY HOLLOW or the PERFECT PIT?:D

6 Jan 2003, 12:12

Ask your GP for some Go Faster pills and join the USAF?

6 Jan 2003, 12:14

Originally posted by mmh Ask your GP for some Go Faster pills and join the USAF?

:lol: but then you might accidentally kill some innocent canadian troops in your speedy state! just take the pills and run, i say.

6 Jan 2003, 12:14

Originally posted by mmh Ask your GP for some Go Faster pills and join the USAF?

:lol: but then you might accidentally kill some innocent canadian troops in your speedy state! just take the pills and run, i say.

6 Jan 2003, 12:48

Originally posted by AgentWood > Originally posted by mmh> Ask your GP for some Go Faster pills and join the USAF?

:lol: but then you might accidentally kill some innocent canadian troops in your speedy state! just take the pills and run, i say. It was VERY funny ...........the FIRST time! :nod:

6 Jan 2003, 21:37

Originally posted by Rocket Mick > Originally posted by AgentWood> > > > Originally posted by mmh> > Ask your GP for some Go Faster pills and join the USAF?>

:lol: but then you might accidentally kill some innocent canadian troops in your speedy state! just take the pills and run, i say. It was VERY funny ...........the FIRST time! :nod:

OI! blame technology for that one, not poor agentwood! :wink:

7 Jan 2003, 15:04

Originally posted by Grigori Rasputin..the mad monk is back! maybe you and Melanie could hook up and make a video...you know...something like Girls Who Like It In the Dookie Hole?!?!?! actually, might I suggest something you will really like...consuming mass quantities of ale, lager, whatever...I find that leads to me thinking I am both attractive and intelligent...

yeah, we could call it 6 inch rocket man goes at it like the clappers with munchie mely. shugz would make a killing out of us. 75-25 to us then shugz? making sexy videos all day with king rocket eh! every girls dream mate.;)

7 Jan 2003, 16:40

Originally posted by melanie > Originally posted by Grigori Rasputin..the mad monk is back!> maybe you and Melanie could hook up and make a video...> > you know...something like Girls Who Like It In the Dookie Hole?!?!?! > > actually, might I suggest something you will really like...consuming mass quantities of ale, lager, whatever...I find that leads to me thinking I am both attractive and intelligent...

yeah, we could call it 6 inch rocket man goes at it like the clappers with munchie mely. shugz would make a killing out of us. 75-25 to us then shugz? making sexy videos all day with king rocket eh! every girls dream mate.;) :jawdrop:

8 Jan 2003, 04:41

or how about kingsize rocket man thrusts his way into orbit with booby girl.

8 Jan 2003, 08:25

Originally posted by melanie or how about kingsize rocket man thrusts his way into orbit with booby girl.

Now you are talking! :nod: :D :D :D

9 Jan 2003, 07:36

Originally posted by Golden Ball Wank.Loads.Cos there's frig all else to do.

This is TODAY'S winner ,i have just been given a NEW CONTRACT! :nod: Start MONDAY!:DSend us you address and i will post the rest. :lol:

9 Jan 2003, 17:09

not a fan of cross dressing then? though i've never seen you, i always thought you'd look good in a dress and a wig

12 Jan 2003, 17:15

Originally posted by flo not a fan of cross dressing then?though i've never seen you, i always thought you'd look good in a dress and a wig

Now that would be telling.Anyone know where GOLDEN BALL/PERCOLATOR is.He has won and now does not want to collect.They will be NO publicity if you don't want it mate!:D Rocket can't give em away Mick :lol:

12 Jan 2003, 18:24

:eek3:

Did I win mate??

Chuffin' heck, I didnt think you were serious! :D

I'll email you with the address then - cheers!

Just make sure it ain't anything smutty you're sendin' me - the wife won't be too pleased :lol:

Thanks again Rocket!

13 Jan 2003, 13:17

Originally posted by Percolator Did I win mate??Chuffin' heck, I didnt think you were serious! :DI'll email you with the address then - cheers!Just make sure it ain't anything smutty you're sendin' me - the wife won't be too pleased Thanks again Rocket!

You can talk.Did you read what you wrote :nod: :wink: But don't worry it will be an all classic from the PLANET ROCKET STUDIOS.Really bad they are too! :nod: :DSo send me your address and the rest will be taken care.And don't enter comps again UNLESS you want to win! :nonono: :lol: Rocket Mick....come on down the price is RIGHT!:D

13 Jan 2003, 13:42

There's already a winner :nonono:

My answer was gonna be WASH YER HAIR

Typical innit ya baldy git! BTW have you not paid the phone bill? Rocket SKINT!

13 Jan 2003, 14:02

Originally posted by ShugZV©
There's already a winnerMy answer was gonna be WASH YER HAIR

Typical innit ya baldy git! BTW have you not paid the phone bill? Rocket SKINT!

:clap: :clap: Phone bill..i NOW have TWO mobiles..just got a SAMSUNG T-100. Very colourful indeed so please explain your comments?if you mean you have rung and i have not answered it is cos i only take out one mobile at a time!Easy to understand.Contract on one does not run out till 7 th FEB but changed number so NEW phone only cost £25 instead of £200 if i upgraded and kept same number with T-MOBILE.What a rip-off hey? :nod: :DRocket Mick

13 Jan 2003, 14:13

send me yer number then ya big eedgit........I'll behave :nod: :karate:

13 Jan 2003, 14:30

Originally posted by ShugZV©
send me yer number then ya big eedgit........I'll behave

I have done!:D