LEEDS UTD : The Movie
Due to recent cash flow problems, Leeds Utd chairman (Peter Ridsdale) calls up an urgent meeting with PR executive (Max Clifford). In the meeting Clifford comes up with an idea to give the club a massive cash injection. The idea is to make a movie on Leeds Utd. Ridsdale likes the idea and straight away is on the phone to Steven Speilberg. Ridsdale runs the idea past him, and Speilberg (who is a Leeds fan himself) says "leave it to me, I know a few Hollywood stars who are massive Leeds fans, I'll see what I can do" A month of planning passes and the film gets announced, and it is an all-star cast starring Bruce Willis, Sly, Mel Gibson, and Arnie! At a press conference each actor gets asked about their role -
Reporter - "So then Mel who are you going to be???" Mel - "well I'm going to be the Star of the show, and as I am an aussie I'm going to be Harry Kewell" Reporter - "So then Bruce who are you going to be?" Bruce - "well in all my films I am the all action tough guy with a bald head, I'm going to be Danny Mills" Reporter - "Sly, who are you going to play?" Sly - "well I am going to play a similar role to what I did in Rambo, the hard man and sharp shooter, Alan Smith" Reporter - "and finally Arnie which player will you be??" Arnie takes off his shades, takes a deep breath, and in that deep Austrian accent replies..........
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"I'LL BE BAKKE"
