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San Diego Troll report: Police Shoot, Kill Masturbating Man Officer Suffers Minor Injury - naked man masturbating in public view. The officer tried using mace and using a restraining hold, but without success. Newman said the officer drew his gun when the man grabbed a large rock.
so remember this the next time you are thinking about...well, you know!!!
Ladies and gentlemen, I am a LAW-BREAKER! I got pulled over this morning for going 45 in a 35-speed zone (yeah, I was thinking "wha the fuck!" as cars whizzed by while the cop's on my ass). 
Originally posted by Taboo # 7 Ladies and gentlemen, I am a LAW-BREAKER! I got pulled over this morning for going 45 in a 35-speed zone (yeah, I was thinking "wha the fuck!" as cars whizzed by while the cop's on my ass).
Awwrite...Tabbsy, let me see if I've understood you right!
You got pulled by a cop.... who later on positioned himself on your ass.... while you were thinking "what a fuck!" ....and you are clapping? 
connect the dots, Budvar :D
Nah, he was just doing his job....ruining everything for impetuous young people like yours truely! :p
I got busted last month by the Campus Safety (cops w/out guns but w/ larger egos) for having a few drinks with some loverly ladies in my room. Bastards. 
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Great story....woulda been even funnier if the said policeman had "Pulled his truncheon out" 
