There was a city cop sitting on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little boy on his new shiny bike stopped beside him. "Nice bike," the cop said "did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yes," said the little boy, "he sure did!"
The cop looked the bike over and then handed the boy a $20 ticket for a safety violation and said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it."
The young boy looked up at the cop and said "Nice horse you got there sir. Did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.
The little boy looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse instead of on top."
