Just got mailed this (apologies for the crappy formatting but thats how i got it!)
| Subject: FW: Aussies V USA | | An Australian man was having coffee and croissants with butter and jam | in a | cafe when an American tourist, chewing gum, sat down next to him. | | | The Australian politely ignored the American, who, nevertheless, started | up | a conversation. The American snapped his gum and said, "You Australian | folk | eat the whole bread?" The Australian frowned, annoyed with being | bothered | during his breakfast, and replied, "Of course." The American blew a huge | bubble. "We don't. In the States, we only eat what's inside. The crusts | we | collect in a container, recycle them, transform them into croissants and | sell them to Australia." The American had a smirk on his face. The | Australian listened in silence. The American persisted. "D'yall eat jam | with the bread?" Sighing, the Australian replied, "Of course." Cracking | his | gum between his teeth, the American said, "We don't. In the States, we | eat | fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the> peels, seeds, and | leftovers | in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell it to | Australia." The Australian then asked, "Do you have sex in the States?" | | | The American smiled and said, "Why of course we do." The Australian | leaned | closer to him and asked, "And what do you do with the condoms once | you've | used them?" "We throw them away, of course." ............ "We don't. In | Australia, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into | chewing gum and sell them to the United States. Why do you think it's | called | | | Wrigley's?" |
