Amazing facts

the average number of legs per person is less than 2

the average number of persons per leg is about 1.

[not counting loose legs]

surely its a little bit above ½?

Well, there was no mention of schizophrenics involved. From a logical viewpoint you are right. Do you think then that the following equation may be true:? avg number of legs per person equals avg number of persons per leg

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.

Jennie McCarthy and Andrew McCarthy are no relation

Originally posted by Taboo # 7 Jennie McCarthy and Andrew McCarthy are no relation

No way!!!!!!!....

Canberra is the only city in Australia where distribution of pornographic material is legal

(guess who lives there)

Dave Gahan's favorite Depeche Mode song is Condemnation.

Originally posted by Tout est devenu vert Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.

didn't Groucho Marx say that?

Originally posted by Hibster unless they are playing cards.

zing!

Nivek Ogre's real name is Kevin Ogilvie (yet he is not related to David Ogilvie).

pigs have cork screw shaped penises (male ones anyway)

Woody Allen and Steve Allen are no relation

:D

The Llama can spit very smelly green stuff up to a distance of about 10-15 feet.

Originally posted by Positone The Llama can spit very smelly green stuff up to a distance of about 10-15 feet.

....so if you see one, shout "help! Llamas!" :D

Originally posted by Taboo # 7 > Originally posted by Positone> The Llama can spit very smelly green stuff up to a distance of about 10-15 feet.

....so if you see one, shout "help! Llamas!" :D

....or consider how a Llama (as your pet) can assist you and do the spitting for you when needed :)

Originally posted by film 5 8 6 > Originally posted by Tout est devenu vert> Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.

didn't Groucho Marx say that? I dunno, but it's true.

I had a banana for breakfast this morning.

If you are male and stand over 5 foot 10 inches tall it is technically impossible to suck your own dick.

thank god I still have hope.

Three drops of pure liquid nicotine will kill a person.

Originally posted by a very small boy > Originally posted by >>Essence Of Cessna<<> If you are male and stand over 5 foot 10 inches tall it is technically impossible to suck your own dick.

93% of the male population have attempted this. I have no figures for the success rate. damn I'm 8 inches too tall

Originally posted by David&nbspChurch > If you are male and stand over 5 foot 10 inches tall it is technically impossible to suck your own dick.

thank god I still have hope. That's one advantage for short people

How's this for coincidence: Lincoln was elected president in 1860, Kennedy was elected president in 1960. Both men were concerned with civil rights, and both their wives lost children while in the White House. Both were succeeded by men named Johnson whe were Southerners. Andrew Johnson was born in 1808, and Lyndon B. Johnson was born in 1908. Lincoln and Kennedy were both shot in the presence of their wives. Both their assassins were shot before their trials. John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839. Lee Harvey Oswald was born in 1939. Both presidents had been warned of danger before their deaths. Lincoln's secretary, whose name was Kennedy, warned him not to go to the theatre. Kennedy's secretary, whose name was Lincoln, warned him not to go to Dallas. Booth ran from a theatre and was captured in a warehouse. Oswald ran from a warehouse and was captured in a theatre. Amazing but true.

Originally posted by a very small boy > Originally posted by >>Essence Of Cessna<<> If you are male and stand over 5 foot 10 inches tall it is technically impossible to suck your own dick.

93% of the male population have attempted this. I have no figures for the success rate.

Why do dogs lick themselves? Because they can.

Originally posted by a very small boy > Originally posted by >>Essence Of Cessna<<> If you are male and stand over 5 foot 10 inches tall it is technically impossible to suck your own dick.

93% of the male population have attempted this. I have no figures for the success rate. 4% maybe? Or is that too high?

You cannot enter the Houses Of Parliament if you are wearing a suit of armour.

Hmm, 666...So that would make you...