What a fucking night
Baldy and his mate Pat are still in bed (together
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so I'm gonna try and fill you in on last nights action:D
Started off at the world famous BLOB SHOP, where the place was packed to the rafters with dodgy looking bastards - I thought Glasgow was rough - not a patch on Chorley
Then after a quick beer in there, we decided to go on a pub crawl, ye's all know what my memory is like, so I couldn't tell you the names of the places, but it was a good craic with plenty of beers being sunk. Mick tried to chat up some woman who was anywhere between 50 and 75, by telling her he was gay.....I kid you not!
Not long after that, the woman and her mate (of roughly the same age) hinted they'd like me in a sandwich....still havnae worked that one out yet;)
The last place we ended up in was aptly titled "Fifteen" where myself, Pat and Mick just sat and perved like Proffesionals, except for when Mick was dancing I recall phoning Donovan when Mick was dancing and saying "you want to see this big tube dancing!!"
Can't really remember too much after this, although I do remember getting a few straight Tequila rounds in
We got back to Rocket Studios, and I remember phoning me ole mate Jeff The Cheff in Texas, only the stupid bastard gave me the wrong phone number, and I was speaking to some bird who was at work in Texas, Jeff the Chef finally sent his correct number, but I have no idea what the conversation was about, it's safe to say I have no credit on my phone though
Today should be equally as good, we're meeting Liv for a drink or two this afternoon, dunno what we're doing later, but no doubt it will contain copius amounts of alcohol and blow-up dolls:D
and i had some FUN with a few ladies but ALL QUIET ON THE WESTERN FRONT
SHUGZV is cataloguing my collection but i think i will HIDE a few things from him.Can't be too careful with HIS reputation for thieving artiFAC(ts)!:D
Good heavens my son has a SIGN-ON here.