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12 Jun 2003, 08:40

:lol:

Anyone see this in todays currant bun? It seems our pal Stuart has gone fuckin mental again, he walked into a Cafe (after smashing several neighbours windows with stones) and subsequently stripped naked garbling on about children, locked himself in the basement where he scribbled INANE messages on Bog Roll, one read "Napolean Bonaparte is my Master" :evil4:

Fair play, if yer gonna get arrested again for being mad as a brush do it in style....

Samantha Janus (phwooar) had to calm him down and talk him into giving himself up.......what ever happened to Stand & Deliver?

12 Jun 2003, 09:09

Originally posted by ShugZV©
Fair play, if yer gonna get arrested again for being mad as a brush do it in style....

How would you suggest it be done then? (i'm taking notes.)

12 Jun 2003, 09:18

I feel a bit sorry for Alan Ant. I loved Alan with his Ants. Some of their early stuff sounds like Low-Light NO. With the 'aaahhhhhs', boom boom bass drum and Marco basslines. A bit like Face-Upwards.

Such a shame he's suffering lunacy.

If I locked myself in a bog in Boro, do you think Sammy Janitor would come to my rescue with a tin of Pepsi-Mayhew and a box of the good stuff?

:hat:

12 Jun 2003, 09:35

Originally posted by David Church > Originally posted by ShugZV©
Fair play, if yer gonna get arrested again for being mad as a brush do it in style....

How would you suggest it be done then? (i'm taking notes.)

Tch, there are loadsa ways Churchy, there was one particular mad fucker from Corby who went a wee bit mental, he was a bit of a schizo, he shaved all his pubes and made a beard from contents, dressed up in his mams nightdress and climbed on the roof of his house throwing the slates at passers by, whilst lecturing them on the evil of Geography teachers, the police did not want to climb the roof in case it endangered the poor lads life, so they had the firemen out as well with makeshift nets in case he jumped. He was sectioned for 3 months.

12 Jun 2003, 09:39

Originally posted by Huntsman I feel a bit sorry for Alan Ant. I loved Alan with his Ants. Some of their early stuff sounds like Low-Light NO. With the 'aaahhhhhs', boom boom bass drum and Marco basslines. A bit like Face-Upwards.Such a shame he's suffering lunacy.If I locked myself in a bog in Boro, do you think Sammy Janitor would come to my rescue with a tin of Pepsi-Mayhew and a box of the good stuff?

If someone finds a way to entice Sexual Anus into some bogs for some candy - I'd really like to hear about it :evil4: I don't feel sorry for him - the fuckers got millions, he can do whatever whenever, except of course carry loaded pistols and strip naked in public.

12 Jun 2003, 09:41

Originally posted by ShugZV©
> Originally posted by David Church> > > > Originally posted by ShugZV©>
Fair play, if yer gonna get arrested again for being mad as a brush do it in style....

How would you suggest it be done then? (i'm taking notes.)

Tch, there are loadsa ways Churchy, there was one particular mad fucker from Corby who went a wee bit mental, he was a bit of a schizo, he shaved all his pubes and made a beard from contents, dressed up in his mams nightdress and climbed on the roof of his house throwing the slates at passers by, whilst lecturing them on the evil of Geography teachers, the police did not want to climb the roof in case it endangered the poor lads life, so they had the firemen out as well with makeshift nets in case he jumped. He was sectioned for 3 months.

And they let you out in 2001, yeah ? Must have been you, else you wouldn't have known about the pubes :evil2:

12 Jun 2003, 10:50

Touche;)

You getting me back for the Cream joke?:D

12 Jun 2003, 13:03

Originally posted by ShugZV©
> Originally posted by David Church> > > > Originally posted by ShugZV©>
Fair play, if yer gonna get arrested again for being mad as a brush do it in style....

How would you suggest it be done then? (i'm taking notes.)

Tch, there are loadsa ways Churchy, there was one particular mad fucker from Corby who went a wee bit mental, he was a bit of a schizo, he shaved all his pubes and made a beard from contents, dressed up in his mams nightdress and climbed on the roof of his house throwing the slates at passers by, whilst lecturing them on the evil of Geography teachers, the police did not want to climb the roof in case it endangered the poor lads life, so they had the firemen out as well with makeshift nets in case he jumped. He was sectioned for 3 months.

How is BALDRICK now?:D

12 Jun 2003, 17:24

Originally posted by ShugZV©
Anyone see this in todays currant bun?It seems our pal Stuart has gone fuckin mental again, he walked into a Cafe (after smashing several neighbours windows with stones) and subsequently stripped naked garbling on about children, locked himself in the basement where he scribbled INANE messages on Bog Roll, one read "Napolean Bonaparte is my Master"Fair play, if yer gonna get arrested again for being mad as a brush do it in style....Samantha Janus (phwooar) had to calm him down and talk him into giving himself up.......what ever happened to Stand & Deliver?

He's just following ancient history, if he strips for you, will you strip for he?

14 Jun 2003, 20:55

Better to OD then freak out into obscurity. I saw a recent picture of him and he looked like Truman Capote with AIDS. What a shame. I saw him and the Ants in concert twice. Total nutcase now. Was he not in between Jamie Lee Curtis' legs? Did he not make a few movies and even appear on tv? He makes Boy George and Robert Downey Jr appear like role models.

Sex is sex, forget the rest, its the only thing that's free. The only great adventure left for humankind is you and me....

14 Jun 2003, 21:09

Originally posted by Chris Guevara Was he not in between Jamie Lee Curtis' legs? b]

Did I REALLY need to know which celebrities had comingled various and sundry body parts? In such graphic detail? YECCHH!

14 Jun 2003, 22:47

Originally posted by Chris Guevara Better to OD then freak out into obscurity. I saw a recent picture of him and he looked like Truman Capote with AIDS. What a shame. I saw him and the Ants in concert twice. Total nutcase now. Was he not in between Jamie Lee Curtis' legs? Did he not make a few movies and even appear on tv? He makes Boy George and Robert Downey Jr appear like role models.Sex is sex, forget the rest, its the only thing that's free. The only great adventure left for humankind is you and me....

Well, he wasn't much of an actor, I can't recall one thing about his role when guested on Northern Exposure.

14 Jun 2003, 22:53

He was in some vampire movie with Pierce Bronsan.

14 Jun 2003, 23:48

Originally posted by Chris Guevara He was in some vampire movie with Pierce Bronsan.

At least we can all recall Billy Idol's role as....Billy Idol, in The Wedding Singer.

15 Jun 2003, 04:49

Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr > Originally posted by Chris Guevara> He was in some vampire movie with Pierce Bronsan.

At least we can all recall Billy Idol's role as....Billy Idol, in The Wedding Singer.

It's the part he was born to play, baby!

16 Jun 2003, 07:47

Originally posted by Chris Guevara He was in some vampire movie with Pierce Bronsan.

pierce would be a great name for a vampire!

16 Jun 2003, 09:00

Originally posted by Rocket Mick > Originally posted by ShugZV©
> Originally posted by David Church> > > > Originally posted by ShugZV©>
Fair play, if yer gonna get arrested again for being mad as a brush do it in style....

How would you suggest it be done then? (i'm taking notes.)

Tch, there are loadsa ways Churchy, there was one particular mad fucker from Corby who went a wee bit mental, he was a bit of a schizo, he shaved all his pubes and made a beard from contents, dressed up in his mams nightdress and climbed on the roof of his house throwing the slates at passers by, whilst lecturing them on the evil of Geography teachers, the police did not want to climb the roof in case it endangered the poor lads life, so they had the firemen out as well with makeshift nets in case he jumped. He was sectioned for 3 months.

How is BALDRICK now?:D

Baldrick is as sound as a soggy 3 year old turnip :nod: There is a car load of us going to see Kevin Bloody Wilson at the Chicago Rock Cafe in Northampton the morra night - I will send him yer best :beer:

20 Jun 2003, 18:40

Speaking of going mad as a brush:

A butcher has slashed six people, including two children, with his knife after going on the rampage in a village in south-western France.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/3007592.stm

"We can suppose that this is a man who lost his senses, but that remains to be verified," said Gendarmerie Commander Franck Neollier.

20 Jul 2003, 22:56

Man Found Guilty After Mooning Jury

The Associated Press Friday, July 18, 2003

PANAMA CITY, Fla. - Jurors who were mooned by a defendant needed only 30 minutes Thursday to find the man guilty of armed burglary and aggravated battery.

Cornell Jackson, 29, punctuated his insanity defense by loudly hooting "cuckoo-cuckoo" and then dropping his pants to moon the jury on Wednesday.

Jackson will be sentenced Aug. 19.