IT AIN'T 'ARF HOT MUM

Scorching weather here...not even SPITTING!Too hot if you have to work with a 15 PINT HANDOVER How is the hot weather treating you BRITS that are NOT as used to it as our overseas comrades...ICELANDERS excluded.Stayed in tonight to fully recover but too hot to sleep and too sober to nedd to!Can't wait to go out again the morra.Listening to some fine music tonight and enjoying drinking pints of FULL CREAM milk.Must dash i need to clean out the goldfish WELLARD.RAMBO has gone to LANZAROTE and left me in charge.Bloody hell...kids these days should not trust their parents to look after the house. The wild parties,drugs,drink,young women,police round all the time cos of the loud music.Should be better in 2 weeks when he returns and sees the house trashed.Am i a good role model?:D

YOU think it's hot? You should have seen what our two beloved hounds Marbles and Checkers were up to today.... spreadeagled in the back of our landrover - refusing to budge cos it was go goddamned hot - and then Marbles started having a sneezing fit then went ballistic as he started to hyperventilate. Jesus - i thought something bad was going to happen until I hit upon the great idea of fetching the garden sprinkler and unleashing the full force of it onto the both of them just to cool them down - and bloomin' heck did they LOVE that!!! They were doing somersaults all over the street - me missus was pissing herself laughing at the sight of them both! :D