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Welcome to this exclusive interview with a classic old-school poster - Liv. She has been gone for the best part of 6 months, but she has not been forgotten. Now, upon her return, i have secured an exclusive interview.
Hello there Liv. How are you today?
Hi Stevie Boy, I'm fine thank you, feeling slightly bilious from curry and 3 bottles of wine last night but otherwise having a good day, it's my birthday :\party: Glad to be back on the board :)
Liv
Good to hear you are well. So, what have you been doing these last 6 months? Did you open that off licence that sells books like you planned?
Well Steve, the off-licence was my dream, unfortunately, people just dont want to read when they;re pissed. Total failure, bankcrupcy, six months in Wentworth. I was top dog for a while, in charge of the press.
Liv
Wel, i learnt a good few tricks while "inside". I can now spot a bent screw at 10 paces and can press sheets like no other. Bea Smith taught me all she knew. Having said that I think i'll probably just reply to some threads?!?
Liv
A sound plan.
Is there any truth to the rumours that you will be singing backing on the next NO album, after you used your "wicked ways" on Barney?
Steven, that information is confidential. But seeing as you asked... he loves me, what can I say. Anyone else noticed how old he looks just recently. I hold my hands up, I'm sorry, but the mans insatiable.
As for the singing, well, those of you who heard my rendition of The Perfect Kiss last year will know that basically, thy couldnt do the album without me :)
Liv
You mean to say that you have aged barney?! That is quite a claim!
Have you also been working on Hooky?
Hooky has actually had botox recently, he can no longer growl, the muscles in his face have been temporarily paralysed. A shame really, he was making a packet on the childrens party circuit.
As for Barney, he is now like a fine wine, old, oaky and a bit smelly.
Liv
He actually has a terrible terrible disease. He will gradually get younger looking until he disappears. The Dr's predict that when the next album is released he'll look about 12. A shame really. Nice bloke.
We've started a charity fund for him
www.imrealyancientbutlooklikeakid.com
please give generously
Liv
That is very kind of you.
This will be my last question, as i understand you have to rush off and be with Barney.
Do you think your return to the board will cause celebration in the streets?
I'm sure it will, i've heard rumours of street parties and the like, but you know me, i'm not one for fuss.
Liv
However, i'm hoping for a OBE this year ;)
Thank you very much for your time.
So, there you have it folks. Liv - long time poster, singer and love maker to the stars.
Join me next week for another exclusive interview: "Shug - He's English and Proud of it!".
Look after yoursleves and each other.... goodnight.
Originally posted by Liv He actually has a terrible terrible disease. He will gradually get younger looking until he disappears. The Dr's predict that when the next album is released he'll look about 12. A shame really. Nice bloke.We've started a charity fund for him www.imrealyancientbutlooklikeakid.complease give generouslyLiv
will it also benefit arnold from diffrent strokes & michael j fox?
Originally posted by masaaki sakai > Originally posted by Liv> He actually has a terrible terrible disease. He will gradually get younger looking until he disappears. The Dr's predict that when the next album is released he'll look about 12. A shame really. Nice bloke.> > We've started a charity fund for him > > www.imrealyancientbutlooklikeakid.com> > please give generously> > Liv>
will it also benefit arnold from diffrent strokes & michael j fox?
Yes, we're willing to help anyone, Jimmy Krankie, The Rocket, et al. There were concerns that Barney was suffering from the same disease, but one look now tells us it was a false alarm.
Liv
