Ally, as a loyal fan, what are your excuses for not making Hyde Park then, as I assume you're not going from what I've read above?
It's hardly a 'festival', per se, is it, and tickets are still widely available. Surely that's the London gig you say they should be doing? (Er, and are?). It's slap-bang in the middle the the English capital; you couldn't get a more pleasant outdoor surrouding and there won't be a tent or dog-on-string in sight. There's plenty of cheap flights from your neck of the woods otherwise the train's only a 4hr journey. Tickets are but 35 notes a pop (you can barely watch Premiership football for that and New Order at Brixton a whole 4 years back was only a few quid cheaper). And, the biggest plus, is that we'll have - what? - 50+ posters (MIN-I-MUM) in attendance from this site itself. Oh, and you'll also get Moby. Actually, no, scratch that last point.