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Barney is mourning after the ManU 4:1 defeat. Instead of him, the substitute singer for the forthcoming gigs will be Ana Matronic.

My deepest sympathy.

Ana would get the same reception bonnie tyler got at glasto or reading one year...she got about half way thru the first tune, took a piss cannister right btween the eyes, screamed "you fucking bastards" (in a pure twin town accent) and legged it (new order were not even playin that year so it's not our doing).

Thing about Man U is that there fans are totally like their players... Not one of the cunts is from manchester.

Steve Campbell wrote: Thing about Man U is that there fans are totally like their players... Not one of the cunts is from manchester.

fookin ell Steve, i thought you had more brains than to believe that old tosh. I'll be at the gig with about a dozen mates....every single one a RED

And a cunt.

OKOK, the REAL fans come from manc, agreed, but if I had a penny for every red shirted tard running round thw world without a clue who MU are really, I'd buy the club...they are the precise footballing equivalent of the schumacher fan (or "schufosi"), dressed in red, utterly clueless about the sport in question, and the sort of moron who only suports their team when they're winning....if ($DEITY forbid) MU were to start losing BIGTIME, they'd all bail, JUST like the shufosi who leave the circuit if chin-boy get's walled. I hate the way footie has gone with town sides doing international deals and all, and I think MU maybe come in for the thick of my rage sometimes. In my head, MU should be made up of players from manchester, it chould be about the finest from manc taking on the finest from other towns around the country. That's why I only ever watch the world cup these days, it makes a little more sense to me....aprt from ROI being Engerland-B

And I dunno....don't you guys get really fucked off at t he branding of MU, and the new kit every 20mins to keep all those chav mums busy shopliftng to keep wee billy happy.

Oh, and I know he's not your problem any more ( good thing too, he's lost all his talent) but beckham makes my flesh creep.....and I LIKE him compared to his Mrs

Whenever a home counties numpty slags off United coz he sees Red shirts all over Buckinghamsteadshire I reply..that says more about the people from your town than it does my club.

Anyway, this is a bit off-topic..

NUUUUU OOORRDDAAHHHHHHH !!!!

Very true. FWIW, when I still cared about footie I quite liked MU :)

there's a thing...I need to practice my bawling of NUU oddddaahhhh. Cos NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWw ORRRRRRRRRRRRRRDERRRRRRRRRRRRRR doesn;t sound as good.

One thing in my favour tho...I'll be able to spot myself on the bootleg :)

Al Jarvis wrote:

Barney Army wrote: I'll be at the gig with about a dozen mates....every single one a RED

You've got a dozen mates flying in from Thailand?!

Fcuk me, they must be 'ardcore!

aye, you should see what they can do with ping pong balls.

Al Jarvis wrote: when a bigger boy came to eat at the table, you are basically just any other club

oh I dont think so, there are 3 clubs in England that make english football what it is, and that will never change. I dont even need to mention their names, apart from saying Chelski aint one of them.

I agree that Utd do actively seek out-of-town support, and it doesnt feel right, but how else could we compete with the likes of Real Madrid without a sugar daddy pumping money into the club?

Anyway, we cant even compete with Wigan at the moment, and we have sold out to an Americ....oops

:(

yer big cynic

it's a well known fact that real Manc's are in fact Blue's.

Old Trafford is in fact, in the borough of Trafford, believe it or not, and is under the jurisdiction of Trafford Borough Council, even though it has a Manc postcode (somet should be done about that IMO)

Excellent, that's the first stabbing sorted out for the 14th then. :) Oh dear, this is all my fault.

Aren't all city fans from Stockport?

Hooky Monster wrote: it's a well known fact that real Manc's are in fact Blue's.

Old Trafford is in fact, in the borough of Trafford, believe it or not, and is under the jurisdiction of Trafford Borough Council, even though it has a Manc postcode (somet should be done about that IMO)

Oh sweet lord, Geography again. You say Manc postcode, fookin ell, I thought we were from Salford? make yer fookin mind up.

Anyway, I live in Trafford. So I support my local team. Do you live in....hang on where is it Citeh now play..oh yeh. The Council House.

We paid for your house We paid for your house What a waste of council tax We paid for your house.

You dont even go. You dont even go. Unless your playin United You dont even go.

And.. to the tune of the Insprirals..

This is how it feels to be Citeh This is how it feels to be small This is hows it feels when your team wins nothin at all Nothin at all Nothin at all.

hic

Gretton would be proud of you :)

NOT

he'd pull top of t'head, shit down yer neck and feed your bones to BSP fans.

FUNNY :)