SHORTS

I want honest answers to this, please: is anyone else going to wear shorts tomorrow regardless of weather and/or climate?

Given that ACR are playing in Manc I think it's got to be done. And as for Ally Pally.....no shorts? Yer not coming in.

You know it makes sense.

Doctor Clayhead wrote: I want honest answers to this, please: is anyone else going to wear shorts tomorrow regardless of weather and/or climate?

Given that ACR are playing in Manc I think it's got to be done. And as for Ally Pally.....no shorts? Yer not coming in.

You know it makes sense.

Nope. I am going to be the namby pamby girl that I am and wear me jeans tomorrow. And at Manc.

If someone rings/texts me tomorrow morning to remind me, i'll do it.

Shorts ( and if needed, gravy browning) will be packed into the apollo travel bag. Sight of my legs should get us to the front fairl fast :)

Steve Campbell wrote: Shorts ( and if needed, gravy browning) will be packed into the apollo travel bag. Sight of my legs should get us to the front fairl fast :)

Steve, they do fake tan, now you know. You can leave the Bisto at home...

I'd rather wear bisto than "moron dressing" or "simulated radiation burns" :)

Why the hell anyone would spend money to look like they're auditioning for skin cancer I dunno :)

Besides, if it's the ACR vibe we're going for, the fake tan of the day was almost certainly no better than a spot of bisto :)

Steve Campbell wrote: I'd rather wear bisto than "moron dressing" or "simulated radiation burns" :)

Why the hell anyone would spend money to look like they're auditioning for skin cancer I dunno :)

Besides, if it's the ACR vibe we're going for, the fake tan of the day was almost certainly no better than a spot of bisto :)

I know, some women I know are permanently orange due to their obsession with fake tan (well and truly tangoed!)

Me, I would rather be pale and um, interesting

my mancunian mate says it's virtually mandatory for women to be orange oop there. not sure if it's fake tan or rust, though

I shall don bermuda shorts

but but but...

tomorrow is Brixton, and ACR aint playing.

You are gonna get some funny looks from the Brixton Yardies out there.

Nothing wrong with self expression i suppose.

Tonight in Sarfffff London it has been the coldest night of the year so far, by some way; the gritters are out.

You are braver men than me; mind you, i always bump into someone i know on the train home.

...and have you SEEN the forecast for tomorrow???? It is going to chuck it down.

"sorry about the rain, we must have brought it down from manchester with us"

too right, Barney

I will if Bernard will...

delilah wrote: ...and have you SEEN the forecast for tomorrow???? It is going to chuck it down.

"sorry about the rain, we must have brought it down from manchester with us"

too right, Barney

Rain is an irrelevance, as is looking like a twat (so long as there's other people who look as much like a twat as me).

:D

Licked to death by vikings

Sounds like a Zappa album.

I worry about those from southern latitudes and their fear of rain, although i'm told it stems from the fact that below Birmingham, it occasionally STOPS raining!!!!!!!! ( I mean "south of" as opposed to us all huddling under Brum like a brolly)

Only worse lot are NI political rioters..."this is my heartfelt cause, and the cause of my fathers and my father's fathers, it's in our blood, we'd sooner die than give in to $OPPOSING_SIDE, the streets will run red with blood first and.....aw fuck it's raining, let's go home lads" Always leaves me thinking...thank fuck yer great granda's were made of tougher stuff, or they'd all have fucked off outta the somme, and we'd al be speaking German, listeningto David Hasslehedge, and deluded into thinking Michael Schumacher's an Ok kinda guy.

Chris Nash wrote: If it rains, then the Bisto will run. If we got hungry, we could lick yer legs. Yorkshire pudding anyone?

is bisto vegetarian? if not, I will be unable to join in the licking...

Steve Campbell wrote: Licked to death by vikings

Sounds like a Zappa album.

I worry about those from southern latitudes and their fear of rain, although i'm told it stems from the fact that below Birmingham, it occasionally STOPS raining!!!!!!!! ( I mean "south of" as opposed to us all huddling under Brum like a brolly)

my particular fear of rain comes from spending my formative years in wales where it even rains between the showers! almost as wet as NI...

I'm TOLD that Cumbria is the wetest place in the UK ( europe too probably). I've come to the conclusion that this must be because rain bound for NI goes into a holding pattern there while our weather does it's patent "4 seasons in 4 minutes, and often simultaneously" trick.

I think you just learn that outdoor events = semi-drowning.

If fake tan is available in JB's on Monday, I'll blag some, but I refuse point blank to purchase any :)

I should cut a pretty dashing figure in shorts, since I'll be wearing an oversized knee length coat. Gonna look like a feckin flasher.

Well? WELL? knobbly knee reports from Brixton? (i know acr weren't supporting, but thought that had been decided to be no excuse)

No reports of mass panic in Londinium last night so I assume you all failed miserably.

ay up mr gypo,cant get to the jbs meet as dont leave cheadle till 4pm due to work etc,will look out for you ,love the picture.Vis Unita Fortior,avec sam bangoura.

The shortwearing resolve seems to be waning....has numptyness taken you all?

boothen wrote: ay up mr gypo,cant get to the jbs meet as dont leave cheadle till 4pm due to work etc,will look out for you ,love the picture.Vis Unita Fortior,avec sam bangoura.

The lad's a Stokie - leave him alone. I WILL BE IN SHORTS - the rest of you cunts can FOOK OFF!!!

NEW OR-DAHHHHHHH!!!!!

There's already a pair of cheesy tan coloured shorts packed up in me bag, and my sister has instructions not to let her BF leave without a pair, you wont catch the NI order woosing out.

Doctor Clayhead wrote:

boothen wrote: ay up mr gypo,cant get to the jbs meet as dont leave cheadle till 4pm due to work etc,will look out for you ,love the picture.Vis Unita Fortior,avec sam bangoura.

The lad's a Stokie - leave him alone. I WILL BE IN SHORTS - the rest of you cunts can FOOK OFF!!!

NEW OR-DAHHHHHHH!!!!!

No Stokie is out-doing me.

I shall be in SHORTS too

Shorts Definately, mixed some JD t-shirt or other

At least if you fall over down t'pit you know when you grab a friendly hairy leg that person will be familiar!

Barney Army wrote:

Doctor Clayhead wrote:

boothen wrote: ay up mr gypo,cant get to the jbs meet as dont leave cheadle till 4pm due to work etc,will look out for you ,love the picture.Vis Unita Fortior,avec sam bangoura.

The lad's a Stokie - leave him alone. I WILL BE IN SHORTS - the rest of you cunts can FOOK OFF!!!

NEW OR-DAHHHHHHH!!!!!

No Stokie is out-doing me.

I shall be in SHORTS too

Aren't you the lad that forgot to catch a plane back for the Brixton show? Sure you can remember what clobber to put on??? I have my doubts....

Yes, I rather suspect tyat in addition to shorts, you may find yourself wearing some other apparel for that one.

For example, a large roughly conical hat emblazened with a gold encrusted "D". Only thing is, you might get lifted by the bouncers for scooping Bernard's hat.