me and Ourkid'll be there
we'll attend the pre-gig boozer but will have a swifty in Corbieres , if only to lament the fact that the jookbox was better way back in the day , we'll sing Stay Free by the Clash; if said tune has been removed from the Rock-Ola , if it aint we'll along sing anyway and play pretend drums on the beermats .
Rocket SAID Al ,should be a highlight
Sunrise by Freebass will confuse and distress in equal measure , however Shuglets freestyle rap over the top will bring hostilities to a close
band on stage for forty eight mins , playing 2 songs confusion and Haystack 06 , Bez and Cressa will team up for this radical new approach to the back catalogue
Bass bin legend will read ' What a Weaste ', a new forum will spring up in May to help collate the many off kilter meanings to be had.
The Drones/z are the Manc band who'll reform, The Worst will turn up too late.
The celebrity stare-out will be between Mick Hucknall and Tony Wilson, sadly the crowd snap and bottle the pair of 'em offstage , Tony starts a post-modern feud by claiming more bottles than the gingah.
* not all above is true