Aggresive dancing

the official reason given at the time for Garymac's eviction from the BigBrother tent was' aggresive dancing '.

GaryMac apologises to anyone of a sheltered disposition.

GaryMac also feels that if Bez's fledgling career had started in the BigBrother tent, the Happy Mondays woulda been fooked.

However...

PHD you're a fuckin star, as I said to you at the time; me and Ourkid have never had anything less than a warm reception in Liverpool, going back to the days of following the Clash.

The venues bouncers, for me; are not a reflection of any Liverpool character, a cunt with a job description is still a cunt.....regardless of location.

The meetup's are gettin BETTER or I'm gettin more organised in respect of turnin up sober !

Usual greets to the usual suspects.

With respect to the NO Show from Ourkid, the good policemen of Barcalona decided to extend his stay by a day,one day he may appreciate their largesse, for now however he's sticking to the old borstal term of ACAB ( younger viewers may wish to google that, older viewers can ask an old lag what the indian ink tattoo on his knuckles means )

Sartorialy , Ness' Neworder diamante ( or are they Diamonds pet ? )choker/necklace type thing was a clear winner .

Missy Jem nice to have met you, a few glasses of wine in that Horwich restaurant you mentioned'd be good, we'll get ROCKET to order, him being from posh CHORLEY and that.

Lucy j and Jim, a pleasure as always to have a chat, seeyer in Blackie !

Save the CORBY ONE ! Shug, ya shoulda used the Tourettes excuse, still; if they aint gonna fine me for talkin bollox why pick on you ?

Finally.....

JARVO. superdrug do a fine take on MILK OF MAGNESIA,peppermint cordial is not a cure ! regardless of well meaning scouse barstaff, consider yerself 'told off' by a concerned elder :)

Gary Mac, I am on the case Dude :yes:

GaryMac wrote:

Sartorialy , Ness' Neworder diamante ( or are they Diamonds pet ? )choker/necklace type thing was a clear winner .

Finally.....

JARVO. superdrug do a fine take on MILK OF MAGNESIA,peppermint cordial is not a cure ! regardless of well meaning scouse barstaff, consider yerself 'told off' by a concerned elder :)

Diamonds - I wish, according to Big Clive they should be pearls!

What ever did Jarvo do???!

ACAB

not seen that in years.

Wasnt there 2 meanings for it?

Ness Order wrote:

GaryMac wrote:

Sartorialy , Ness' Neworder diamante ( or are they Diamonds pet ? )choker/necklace type thing was a clear winner .

Finally.....

JARVO. superdrug do a fine take on MILK OF MAGNESIA,peppermint cordial is not a cure ! regardless of well meaning scouse barstaff, consider yerself 'told off' by a concerned elder :)

Diamonds - I wish, according to Big Clive they should be pearls!

What ever did Jarvo do???!

Big Clives right , diamonds may be a girls best friend , but a pearl necklace .....

Jarvo I fear may have to drink a glass of milk afore drinkin hoegaarden or somesuch, having suffered from the old stomach ulcers meself , I feared for his wellbeing. However he's a big fella and probably has no need for surrogate parental advice from a rotund little manc fella . However i was feeling a bit Dr Kildare and offered some sage advice and proceeded to get the next round in ... my concern being momentarily put to one side. I have some recollection of RED stella ???? too, though I myself did not partake .

Shug wrote:

Another Garymac production. Tis always a pleasure me ole fruitcake, I noticed you and my "our kid" getting on like a house on fire. Two pea's in a pod if ya get ma drift

I will do a full account - but I've been dead busy at work and I am gonna have the rest of the night away from the computer.

Vvia Espana Noche.

Oh I agree me young compadre, your "ourkid" definitely shares some; how should I say this .... qualities with my "ourkid" A new sub-branch at the meetups I reckon "ourkid order", ROCKET can be FAGIN !

rock este la noche amigo !!

Good to meet you Gary. If Chorley can dance then Walkden can waltz. Pity Our Kid couldn't make it. Will Mrs Mac be joining the lights in October? Ought to be a cracker.

PHD wrote: Good to meet you Gary. If Chorley can dance then Walkden can waltz. Pity Our Kid couldn't make it. Will Mrs Mac be joining the lights in October? Ought to be a cracker.

Mrs garymac has known for years that I cant dance though she feels "aggresive" is a bit strong, "like a twat" being her metaphor of choice ....

Ourkid is probably gonna be holding a summit meeting with Shuglet's "ourkid " in Blackpool, probably involving the sales of 50p lighters,dodgy charity namecards, dvd's and spanish cigarettes. The fact that the good folk of Blackpool already have a surplus of said "businessmen" will not occur to them, eventualy they will both be picked up by the dibble for trying to pin the tail on a donkey. ROCKET will still be a surrogate FAGIN !!

Hiya MAC,you're a top geezer! Stop chatting up women bouncers wearing comfortable shoes!

monty wrote: Hiya MAC,you're a top geezer! Stop chatting up women bouncers wearing comfortable shoes!

how fookin frightenin was that !!!

I'd almost consigned that to some dark corner of me mind

The first time I've ever stayed in a hotel where the bouncers have a say in when the guest goes to bed, I aint been told off like that since I was aged about 7:\ohwell:

Nice to have met up with you Monty, fine chat with yerself at the bar, did I do my usual trick and bodyswerve tha cab fare... Shuglet reckons I do it all the time, but that's cos I know he's gonna duck the next round of ale...

Anyways,great to have met, see you in Blackie

Please SIR can i have some MORE?

SHED wrote: Please SIR can i have some MORE?

thought you were in the WIRRAL , ya tart.

did ya wake up in a bath full of ice with a kidney MISSING ?:dead:

GaryMac wrote:

SHED wrote: Please SIR can i have some MORE?

thought you were in the WIRRAL , ya tart.

did ya wake up in a bath full of ice with a kidney MISSING ?:dead:

I had a CHANGE of HEART