IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR THE SOUTH AMERICAN AUTHORITIES.

Has anyone seen this man?

Wanted for Mobile phone crimes against innocent followers of New Order and impersonating Alan Wise.

He is currently in South America with a number of cohorts. He is armed with a Sony MZ-47 DAT and is known to be extremely pissed. He has an intense dislike of people wearing orange t-shirts and The (post-hanley/scanlon) Fall . He was last interviewed by Police in the English town of Blackpool but gave officers the slip when the bell went for last orders. He has seen Interpol on numerous occasions (a number of tapes exist for corroboration). Do not approach him in a crowd as this may impair his mission (taping the gig) and lead to frantic silent shushing. If apprehended the suspect can be easily bribed with half of cider and some cdr's.

You have been warned.

Any sightings can be reported on this message board.

He is no longer armed with a Sony MZ-47 DAT , he has moved onto a M AUDIO 24/96 Micro Track. Compact Flash recorder. His mission however remains the same. To tape as many gigs as possible.

More like the Bastard Lovechild of Mark Chapman and Carlos the Jackal

Christ he's one mean ugly looking bastard....

He looks like a serial killer

He was near me at the Blackpool gig - tried to tell some idiots at the front to stop heckling Section25, but then they got a bit too much so he moved on not looking best pleased

Fear, too much fear.

Accidents Will Happen

That's Jemma with a 'J' wrote: He looks like a serial killer

I am a serial killer and you are are next victim!

I think, he's in a serious relationship with Alan Wise. They sent each other lots of texts a day, at least he does.

Big Clive wrote:

That's Jemma with a 'J' wrote: He looks like a serial killer

I am a serial killer and you are are next victim!

What a senseless waste of human(ish) life!!!!!!!!!!

( at least bury the bugger face down in your garden so you've somewhere to park yer bike)