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Message from Al: Hooky's speakers are telling a story. Finish the story and win a prize.

  1. Once Upon
  2. A Time Two Boys
  3. Started a Group
  4. It Fell Apart
  5. THE END

Best and most accurate guesses for Rio and BA win a romantic night in Crouch End.

Second Prize: two nights.

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Rio: The BA: End

Snorri xxx

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  1. Discussion about
  2. Shaved hamsters
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Run Wildest wrote: Message from Al: Hooky's speakers are telling a story. Finish the story and win a prize.

  1. Once Upon
  2. A Time Two Boys
  3. Started a Group
  1. Got Wasted
  2. Made music
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Or 4. Made Music 5. Got Old:evil4:

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Rio: COME BA: ON!!!

Snorri xxx

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Quite like Crouch End, nice and posh.

Not much hope with this attempt!

  1. Made a few tunes
  2. And had some fun
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Rio: at that time Buenos Aires: no autocue or red bull needed.

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  1. And
  2. The lead singer, who was the hottest piece of ass ever, saw their most avid fan ever one night at a full, non-festival concert in Ireland, pulled her out of the crowd Bruce-Springsteen-style to dad-dance on stage and then they ran off and lived happily ever after as far as he could remember.

Would that fit?

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:nono: No because he is all mine... (and Sarah´s oops).

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Angel with a Catapult wrote: 4. And 5. The lead singer, who was the hottest piece of ass ever, saw their most avid fan ever one night at a full, non-festival concert in Ireland, pulled her out of the crowd Bruce-Springsteen-style to dad-dance on stage and then they ran off and lived happily ever after as far as he could remember.

Would that fit?

It would fit on Mani's speakers. I saw Primal Scream last night and he's got the biggest bass speakers I've seen - rejected by Spinal Tap for being over the top.

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The Wilder They Come wrote:

Angel with a Catapult wrote: 4. And 5. The lead singer, who was the hottest piece of ass ever, saw their most avid fan ever one night at a full, non-festival concert in Ireland, pulled her out of the crowd Bruce-Springsteen-style to dad-dance on stage and then they ran off and lived happily ever after as far as he could remember.

Would that fit?

It would fit on Mani's speakers. I saw Primal Scream last night and he's got the biggest bass speakers I've seen - rejected by Spinal Tap for being over the top.

Yes but the prize of one night in Crouch End is for Hooky's speakers....dilemma...

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Ahh Rules Smools.

Did I mention the third prize?

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Three nights in Crouch End?

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Five nights in Aberdeen :nod:

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Is that near Crouch End?

:laugh:

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  1. To Lose Money
  2. Financing a club
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Angel with a Catapult wrote: Is that near Crouch End?

:laugh:

Finbar Saunders would have yer arm off there!

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The Wilder They Come wrote:

Angel with a Catapult wrote: 4. And 5. The lead singer, who was the hottest piece of ass ever, saw their most avid fan ever one night at a full, non-festival concert in Ireland, pulled her out of the crowd Bruce-Springsteen-style to dad-dance on stage and then they ran off and lived happily ever after as far as he could remember.

Would that fit?

It would fit on Mani's speakers. I saw Primal Scream last night and he's got the biggest bass speakers I've seen - rejected by Spinal Tap for being over the top.

Fuck, that's something I never considered...can you imagine Freebass playing live? The ULTIMATE bass-amp pissing contest.

BRING IT ON!

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4th Message - IT FELL APART

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Here's a thought. New Order are soon to call it quits, so they gradually tell their own story of how they would like to be remembered. The story plays itself out all during their final gigs, ending with their last show. Would be quite the twist!

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...in a moody art school movie, maybe. I prefer the cartoon version where Hooky plays his final notes in front of a large rendering of Daffy Duck: "THAT'S ALL FOLKS".

If I was putting money on it, I would guess that someone will forget to change the message for tomorrow, ruining the joke (or whatever it is).

Whatever it is, the oportunity to use the phrase DON'T CRY FOR ME in Argentina was a silly one to miss.

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  1. Once Upon
  2. A Time Two Boys
  3. Started a Group
  4. It Fell Apart

5.was reinvented OR 5.they started over

EDIT: Could be hooky's tribute to jack's band.....

  1. never played at nool day:laugh:
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Minx wrote:

  1. Once Upon
  2. A Time Two Boys
  3. Started a Group
  4. It Fell Apart

5.was reinvented OR 5.they started over

EDIT: Could be hooky's tribute to jack's band.....

  1. never played at nool day:laugh:

ER NO I THINK YOURE ALL WELL OFF THE MARK!!!!!

You all forgot about

"hey mr horse" in Brasilia!!!!!!!!

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The Wilder They Come wrote: ...in a moody art school movie, maybe. I prefer the cartoon version where Hooky plays his final notes in front of a large rendering of Daffy Duck: "THAT'S ALL FOLKS".

If I was putting money on it, I would guess that someone will forget to change the message for tomorrow, ruining the joke (or whatever it is).

Whatever it is, the oportunity to use the phrase DON'T CRY FOR ME in Argentina was a silly one to miss.

Ominously, "THAT'S ALL FOLKS" could just be it:cry:

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"A load of poo sex"

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I'll go down in flames for trying to trationalise the spoutings of BC, but...

Tis a reference to Happy Mondays?

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Tonight's speaker message:

THE END

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