Odd things that happened on this tour, in no particular order!
Nearly missing the 1st plane to sp twice, due to sleeping in whilst twatted & a closed down motorway
Someone managing to meet his friend Charles that he hadn´t expected to see out here
Hearing Mongoloid by Devo in a sp nightclub
The jam biscuits on every GOL flight, I had so many by the end I just gave them back to the cabin crew on one flight!
Al meeting a tv crew filming a documetary on footy violence in Brazil, ending up with him talking to Danny Dyer on the phone
The posey club in which me and Darren fell asleep in in Brazilia whilst Hooky djd (ta for throwing things at me to wake me up)
Baby Beef! (Thanks Barney)
"One of the safest & most modern stadiums in the world" (according to the tourist guide) in Belo being too dangerous for us to pick our tickets up at, even the band were scared!
No GOL flights being on time, the best one was being led thru sp airport by a woman with a large GOL sign on a stick like small children in a line whilst we took the piss out of her cause she couldnt speak english, the seeing popaye & his friends!
Brazillian phone networks not working properly
Argentinan phone networks sending me texts by ness & greg about 6 times each, in a period of 24 hours
Flanjita
The split up joke
Being recognised as Elvis on Ipanema beach & up the Jesus statue in Rio
Being recognised by a bloke from longsight in a Rio pub
Swingers
Hookers
The taxi driver that decided to drive to Copacabana cause he "missheard" our hotel The Guanamara Palace! we didnt pay the twat
Julio ("The plane") dead nice guy
Norbert beating us everywhere just so he can put his towel down!
Bad bits Darren shitting himself & the state of the towel
The non apearance of Londons chief gurner
The pickpocketings in BA
The dead body in Rio outside the gig
Having to go back home to work
All I can say is that I had great time with you, cheers from the depths of my heart! 
