Tempted....:skeptic:

Went down to Circuit City today during the break between classes, it's my birthday and I wanted to treat myself to something new. I was scanning the DVD racks when what should I come upon but 316, in a local store, at a reasonable price of $12.99. Two things kept me from buying it

1.) I'd have to leave it in my car for quite a while until my next class gets out, and despite the rainy beginning the day here is starting to clear up and possibly get warmer. :(

2.) Bitter memories of my experience with the 511 DVD (no need to recount them here).

So I opted for the special two-disc version of Elvis Costello's "Get Happy" album (CDs seem to do alright left in cars on moderately temperatured days like today, and I've never had a CD "melt" on me before). Nonetheless, I expect to be recieving some "birthday money" this weekend, so I might just go ahead and get it then

:\party: Trevor

MANY HAPPY RETURNS.Good God why has it come to this!:D

Notice how I *casually* slipped in the info that it was my birthday? ;)

Thanks for the "mad props", as the kids like to say. I'll have a full-blown family celebration this weekend. We'll have chips and dip, some punch will be served, I'm hopeing for a stripper but I doubt it, and I'll still be a virgin.......not such a good thing :(

Happy Birthday; I suggest you go to the nearest bar, bring a stereo and play some TBTHOG, strip, and see if you pick up any girls

Originally posted by The Governator Happy Birthday; I suggest you go to the nearest bar, bring a stereo and play some TBTHOG, strip, and see if you pick up any girls

If you see Trevor with a girl you must separate them cause there's a fight happening

Originally posted by Love Will Tear Us Apart > Originally posted by The Governator Happy Birthday; I suggest you go to the nearest bar, bring a stereo and play some TBTHOG, strip, and see if you pick up any girls

If you see Trevor with a girl you must separate them cause there's a fight hapenning yeah, we do not want Trevor getting hurt now ;)

Originally posted by The Governator > Originally posted by Love Will Tear Us Apart > Originally posted by The Governator Happy Birthday; I suggest you go to the nearest bar, bring a stereo and play some TBTHOG, strip, and see if you pick up any girls

If you see Trevor with a girl you must separate them cause there's a fight hapenning yeah, we do not want Trevor getting hurt now ;)

Sadly, you're not mistaken, girls can pummel me senseless.....which is kinda erotic

Well, I'm finally getting some publishing going of my wild and rambling non-stories, so I guess it's one dream at a time, fellas. Of course, if I happened to find a nude female in my bed by the time I got home, that wouldn't hurt (hint hint) ;)

You would most likely find roseanne Barr in your bed :D

Originally posted by The Governator You would most likely find roseanne Barr in your bed :D

:barf:

I'd have to burn the bed, all my stuff near it, the entire room, hell the entire house....I'll just end up moving away, far far away....say Tristan, got a spare couch?

Happy Birthday, Trevs!!

And

Originally posted by Taboo # 7 > Originally posted by The Governator You would most likely find roseanne Barr in your bed :D

:barf:

I'd have to burn the bed, all my stuff near it, the entire room, hell the entire house....I'll just end up moving away, far far away....say Tristan, got a spare couch? There is an extra couch back at my parents townhome in Chatsworth, but no, there is no extra couch here in my apartment down here in SD. You can go live w/ Nic in Canada; that would provide you with awesome material for your satires and other shit.

Originally posted by Jeff White Trevor...you should just come live with me...my life has plenty of material for your writing ability...and I not only have a couch...but a love seat as well...for when you hook up with the ladies!

Ladies, in Texas, either they are all ugly or they are Cowboy cheerleader gorgeous (this is an aggregate trend that excludes PIP); there is no middle ground, or lower middle ground for Trevor to work with

Jeff and Trevor

What the hell were you doing here ?

A couple of things right off: first Happy Birthday Trevor, yes it was sly the way you worked that reference in there, a reward for the attentive reader Second, your predicament makes me very glad to live where I do, weather-wise, cause it was 55 degrees today, on the cold side, and lots of rain and hail, so that your choice wouldn't have been necessary up here.

Get Happy CD is out? Damn, I gotta go out and buy that this weekend, despite my big spending blowout last week. Love that album to death, it's a toss-up between that and Armed Forces for my fave EC album.

Originally posted by Taboo # 7 > Originally posted by The Governator You would most likely find roseanne Barr in your bed :D

:barf:

I'd have to burn the bed, all my stuff near it, the entire room, hell the entire house....I'll just end up moving away, far far away....say Tristan, got a spare couch? If I kick my roommate out, you could sleep in his bed. Of course, you'd have to deal with living in a dorm with mostly rich, obnoxious college freshmen.

Originally posted by Androgynous kid with a camera that follows you > Originally posted by Taboo # 7> > > > Originally posted by The Governator> You would most likely find roseanne Barr in your bed :D

:barf:

I'd have to burn the bed, all my stuff near it, the entire room, hell the entire house....I'll just end up moving away, far far away....say Tristan, got a spare couch? If I kick my roommate out, you could sleep in his bed. Of course, you'd have to deal with living in a dorm with mostly rich, obnoxious college freshmen. damn those rich ones, but obnoxious college freshmen like me are just fine

Originally posted by The Governator > Originally posted by Androgynous kid with a camera that follows you> > > > Originally posted by Taboo # 7> > > > > > > Originally posted by The Governator> > > You would most likely find roseanne Barr in your bed :D

:barf:

I'd have to burn the bed, all my stuff near it, the entire room, hell the entire house....I'll just end up moving away, far far away....say Tristan, got a spare couch? If I kick my roommate out, you could sleep in his bed. Of course, you'd have to deal with living in a dorm with mostly rich, obnoxious college freshmen. damn those rich ones, but obnoxious college freshmen like me are just fine Believe me, as a freshmen, your days of being obnoxious are numbered. When you become a sophomore, you'll realize you'll have less time for acting obnoxious.

merry christmas, tabsy. and many happy returns. ---> :barf:

Originally posted by Androgynous kid with a camera that follows you > Originally posted by The Governator > Originally posted by Androgynous kid with a camera that follows you> > > > Originally posted by Taboo # 7> > > > > > > Originally posted by The Governator> > > You would most likely find roseanne Barr in your bed :D

:barf:

I'd have to burn the bed, all my stuff near it, the entire room, hell the entire house....I'll just end up moving away, far far away....say Tristan, got a spare couch? If I kick my roommate out, you could sleep in his bed. Of course, you'd have to deal with living in a dorm with mostly rich, obnoxious college freshmen. damn those rich ones, but obnoxious college freshmen like me are just fine Believe me, as a freshmen, your days of being obnoxious are numbered. When you become a sophomore, you'll realize you'll have less time for acting obnoxious. I'm a first year here at SD, but technically I'm a sopohmore with all my AP credits that gave me 68 units coming in to college

Originally posted by The Governator Happy Birthday; I suggest you go to the nearest bar, bring a stereo and play some TBTHOG, strip, and see if you pick up any girls

Has this actually ever worked for anyone?

Originally posted by Spotnick I'd love to forget my birthday this year... I'm born in 1973, so you get the picture However, have a nice one Trevor.. you're the silliest member over here :D

You are going to hit the big 30; it's not so bad, but in the process of the day you will lose half your hair and gain 20 pounds. When my sister hit 30 I was unrelenting in pointing out her age; that's just the pleasure of being a young schmuck

My, how I look forward to that. You make it sound so appealing.

Have you thought about becoming a counsellor for depressed people at all?

Still, at least it will make me more like the members of my favourite band! (except Mr. Curtis, obviously).

Originally posted by Spotnick I'd love to forget my birthday this year... I'm born in 1973, so you get the picture However, have a nice one Trevor.. you're the silliest member over here :D

Awww, poor Nick! :( I'm sure it won't be that bad. We'll all still like you! :)

Also: Trevor! Party like you've never partied before and just have a brilliant day.

Originally posted by death of art My, how I look forward to that. You make it sound so appealing.Have you thought about becoming a counsellor for depressed people at all?Still, at least it will make me more like the members of my favourite band! (except Mr. Curtis, obviously).

poor guy, You can always deny that you will ever turn 30, and always claim that you are 29 for the rest of your life

I'll try that, but judging by recent pics of ol' Barney (see caption competition thread) it can't fool people forever...