BEST ALBUM - RESULT SHOCK HORROR!!!!

Well gang, thanks a lot for participating in this vote. It certainly developed into a bit of a thriller and it was very, very close and went right to the wire. It has to be said though that several of the orderline faithful failed to register a vote here, most notably, Nic the Blanc, Livster, Hooky Monster and Facsy (Has the Boy Wonder handed his sick note in yet?), and these missing votes in the end proved crucial I think. Anyway, points were awarded to each album as follows - 1st = 7pts, 2nd = 6 pts and so on. The albums ranked as follows-

1. Technobabble 169pts
2. Low & Light 164pts
3. Pie, Chips and a Lager please barmaid 140pts
4. Getting Rodgered 123pts
5. Brother, you're nude! 118pts
6. Republican cheater 64pts
7. Monumental Disaster 49pts

Very close as you can see, with a strong showing for Getting Rodgered (not surprising) and utterly piss poor results for the Republican Cheater and the Monumetal Disaster. The battle for the top spot was bitterly fought with Low & Light surging into an early lead only to be pegged back and ultimately beaten to submission by the ever popular Technobabble. So it seems Orderites, that our we prefer our Technobabble to our Low & Lights smartly followed by Pie, Chips and a Lager before Getting Rodgered by our Nude Brother and a Republican Cheater, all ending in one Monumental Disaster! I think!

Now, let the bitching begin!

I understand 'Brotherhood' not being 1st : it's my fave but I know it's not the best one.

It's only logical that the pole position should be disputed between Low Life and Technique.

But, a 5th place for Brozer's Food just shows how underrated this albums is. Sigh...

Originally posted by Buster Klumpy I understand 'Brotherhood' not being 1st : it's my fave but I know it's not the best one.It's only logical that the pole position should be disputed between Low Life and Technique.But, a 5th place for Brozer's Food just shows how underrated this albums is. Sigh...

Never fear Klumps, it does'nt mean we think it's a bad album, it's just that Getting Rodgered is a little more fun than seeing your Brother Nude!

I should have voted twice.

It would be some fun : lot of members registering under fake names to push their faves.

I could have Buster Klumpy, Geoff the Klump, my true name...

Thats probably about as expected. 2 Legendary albums, 3 good ones and two shit ones.

Muffy...why '882'..is it something pervy?

Muffy 882 stands for the Muff's nostalgia about the crazy day he had yesterday...

Originally posted by Seb Briggs Thats probably about as expected. 2 Legendary albums, 3 good ones and two shit ones.Muffy...why '882'..is it something pervy?

I can't explain, i'm still falling down laughing. But I must say, it's the first time my pants have been wet without the assistance of a fine looking young lady!

I hate to admit it but I think the results are almost to my cup of tea with several digestives dunked for pleasure.

Am a little upset the Hooded Wolf got such a measly position but I put that down to Buffy's appauling inability for simple arithmetic.

No real surprise with Mole Chaser and Republican hitting the floor like 2 heavy bad eggs in the basket.

Well, with this vote over and the best song vote over perhaps we should vote on what flavour of pringles I should have tonight whilst watching Band of Belters.

I hate to admit it but I think the results are almost to my cup of tea with several digestives dunked for pleasure.

Am a little upset the Hooded Wolf got such a measly position but I put that down to Buffy's appauling ability for simple arithmetic.

No real surprise with Mole Chaser and Republican hitting the floor like 2 heavy bad eggs in the basket.

Well, with this vote over and the best song vote over perhaps we should vote on what flavour of pringles I should have tonight whilst watching Band of Belters.

Originally posted by Huntsman I hate to admit it but I think the results are almost to my cup of tea with several digestives dunked for pleasure.Am a little upset the Hooded Wolf got such a measly position but I put that down to Buffy's appauling ability for simple arithmetic.No real surprise with Mole Chaser and Republican hitting the floor like 2 heavy bad eggs in the basket.Well, with this vote over and the best song vote over perhaps we should vote on what flavour of pringles I should have tonight whilst watching Band of Belters.

Stop it now!! I'm the only bugger that multiple posts on this forum!! How about Paprikas Got A Brand New Pig-Bitch flavour, they're a bit tasty, but not as tasty as Hot 'n Horny!!

I vote for curry flavor, Huntsy.

curry's too fattening.. but 'cause its you.

I checked to see if I'd posted twice and it said no... and now it has... what has the world coming to from and away with the soldiers.

Should I call myself Huntsman II? or maybe Huntsmule.

You don't mind if I call you Huntsmate, Huntsmate ?

certainly not Salt and Vinegar. They were rank. BBQ probably.

Originally posted by Seb Briggs Muffy...why '882'..is it something pervy?

Read Hooky Monsters two threads from yesterday, New Order by the alphabet or something like that and WTF, they're bloody hilarious! I'm still laughing!

SB's fucking cock-on with his assessment of the novelty Salt & Vinegarette fiasco... what a dogs dinner that was. tasted like wallpaper paste that had been overly used by your father whilst decorating the shithouse. Me thinks I'll go for Onion Light and be done with the full fat bastards.

Buster Huntsmate is an excellent name for me... so is Huntsmule, in fact, I might change my name to that out of spite. Either way there a hell of a lot better than Cuntsman or Waspman or just plain Tightsmonkey.

Seb when your young one grows up will you buy him a dog or a cat?

Originally posted by Huntsman SB's fucking cock-on with his assessment of the novelty Salt & Vinegarette fiasco... what a dogs dinner that was. tasted like wallpaper paste that had been overly used by your father whilst decorating the shithouse. Me thinks I'll go for Onion Light and be done with the full fat bastards.Buster Huntsmate is an excellent name for me... so is Huntsmule, in fact, I might change my name to that out of spite. Either way there a hell of a lot better than Cuntsman or Waspman or just plain Tightsmonkey.Seb when your young one grows up will you buy him a dog or a cat?

My young one...fuck that Huntsy, I hate kids..they stink and are fucking irritating and push past you in queues for shops and think whatever they say is funny just because they're a 'kid'. They should all be quarantined til the age of 18 and then let to mix with society.

But I'll purchase myself a couple of nice dogs that I can play footy with and mock wrestle.

fucking hell sebb you crabby bastard you need a good fucking movie and a masive gang load of snacks and a few beverages you do and i might just come round and fucking do a bastard dance on your fucking sette to stop you being grouchy you little tinker.

i thought you were bathing a young one the other day and complaining about the trick or treat suckers? (sorry, my memories absolute dog shit).

i think thaty 'mock wrestle' a god gag's just saved you.

I like Dogs

I like Cats

I like Kids

Originally posted by Huntsman fucking hell sebb you crabby bastard you need a good fucking movie and a masive gang load of snacks and a few beverages you do and i might just come round and fucking do a bastard dance on your fucking sette to stop you being grouchy you little tinker.i thought you were bathing a young one the other day and complaining about the trick or treat suckers? (sorry, my memories absolute dog shit).

No I was scratching my arse watching some football I think...

That's exactly what I was doing... after a while though, I began picking my beak.

Originally posted by Seb Briggs My young one...fuck that Huntsy, I hate kids..they stink and are fucking irritating and push past you in queues for shops and think whatever they say is funny just because they're a 'kid'. They should all be quarantined til the age of 18 and then let to mix with society.But I'll purchase myself a couple of nice dogs that I can play footy with and mock wrestle.

Me too SB - I fucking hate kids too - especially the ones round where I live (once they get past 8 yrs old, they're fucking impossible) - in fact, if I'm still here next year I will give them a bonfire night trick'n' treat they won't forget: I'll go out and blowtorch the whole lot of 'em where they stand.....seeing as they like playing with fire so much, they can boggin' well have it in spades.

Originally posted by Shug I would love to see that, maybe you could sell tickets, put a big stereo out in a field pumping out classics such as "We didn't start the fire" or "Dancing in the dark" I really would pay to see that

Actually, it would have to be the brilliant Nine Inch Nails song "Burn" (from Natural Born Killers) because it is so nihilstic and violent.

do i get a prize for getting it exactly right?

Originally posted by dave hibell do i get a prize for getting it exactly right?

Sorry Dave, but no!