Huntsmule referring to Buffy the Vampire Fettler

Good day sir.

I have almost prepared the Muffin box of pleasure due for postal sometime early 2003 and seek an answer to a golden question like in Charlie and the various chocolates within the Factory Records establishment.... only the correct answer will allow you to walk around the factory and look for mosquitoes.

After banging on about my now legendary botty leggit of Glasgow S.E.C.C. 'Dreaming about of Attacks' best ever live version ever recorded 2... well, if the Muffin the Mule Buff chicken can convert a manual disk over to the world of digital ants the games on. Huntsman to record the whole show from vinyl john to mini disk jean? (resplendant with dust and scratches and various skin particles on the needle of hope)

Is you with me or am I just talking hawks?

Huntsy, I could sqeeze the Goolden Goose herself self onto whichever digital media you desireth, and there she would be, in all her Golden Egg shitting glory, preserved forever! Easy peasy! Game on!

I think I should add that you made me drop my coco pops all over my shirt and tousers with that hilarious gobbledigook post of yours Huntsmule! Chocolate and pale blue shirts dont go well together. Oh well, i'm now dressed like a two year old but at least i'm having a laugh!

I never intended it to go so badly wrong and cause criminal offence and damage to one such as yourself. You seem to be giving your clobber a rough ride over the last couple of sectors... I guess by now you'll have had to iron your least favourbale pantalons (the ones you 'almost' took to the charitable shop) which have a 1994 egg stain on and last nights over zealous wee coupled with a large dollop of saliva from Bufftons mouse.

Well then.. game on it is you spiky haired trout sniffer. Expect a miniature diskette with the 'Seccstasy' (actual name) recording on. For all those beefcakes in OrderLine world the live 'Attack Attack' song could be in the circle before you can say 'pieces of eight'!!!

Hey Muffy we're working with a company at the moment based in Blairgowrie in sunny Scotlake... is that near you?.. also, me and thy lass stayed at the legendary 'Balmoral' in Edinburger recently and when I went to the pool it was full of toffee nosed tat monkeys who looked me up and down and it reminded me of an exceedingly favourable scene in the hit comedy 'Trading my Place Names' starring Edward Murphy... I swear when I bent down to put my bathers on they were pointing at me as if I was a scum bucket...

'Oh Peter look at that commoner with his non-designer briefs - har har har'

Anyway, I got my own back by pissing in their pool.

Damn, I've stayed at the Balmoral, lots of years ago. Was there for work...

Nice hotel...

What are "tat monkeys" Huntsy?

Originally posted by Buster Klumpy Damn, I've stayed at the Balmoral, lots of years ago. Was there for work...Nice hotel...

Madness, staying at the same hotel as BK. The concierge took our bags and walked us to our car which was parked just outside the hotel (it was there for about 5 seconds) and before I could arrange my very small boot i.e. to get the shit out of the way.. he lobbed our bags in and caught my hand hurting it severely. I felt like calling him a badger but resisted as he was about 9ft 12.

How crazy. We've been in the same place. But not at the same time, I'm afraid (me, it was nine years ago, when I was still a young journalist).

But I wouldn't dare tell you the name of the wanker I interviewed.

Someone out of Pulp?

Originally posted by Huntsman

Hey Muffy we're working with a company at the moment based in Blairgowrie in sunny Scotlake... is that near you?.. also, me and thy lass stayed at the legendary 'Balmoral' in Edinburger recently and when I went to the pool it was full of toffee nosed tat monkeys who looked me up and down and it reminded me of an exceedingly favourable scene in the hit comedy 'Trading my Place Names' starring Edward Murphy... I swear when I bent down to put my bathers on they were pointing at me as if I was a scum bucket...

'Oh Peter look at that commoner with his non-designer briefs - har har har'

Anyway, I got my own back by pissing in their pool.

I'm a Glasgow boy, Edinburgers HATE Glaswegians with a vengance so don't feel bad Hunts, you're in good company. They are a shower of snotty anal bastardos though. Blairgowrie, that's one of those places I know of but don't know where it is, or care. I'm a city person, bright lights, loud music, trimmings ;), etc. etc. When I stay in these upmarket establishments I fit in quite well, my friends are constantly dumbfounded by my profound ability to be all things to all people, I can just as easily chitter chatter about last nights match with the workies as punting on the cam with the quaff, quaff brigade!!

Originally posted by Huntsman Someone out of Pulp?

Nope.

A real bastard...

Originally posted by Buster Klumpy How crazy. We've been in the same place.But not at the same time, I'm afraid (me, it was nine years ago, when I was still a young journalist).But I wouldn't dare tell you the name of the wanker I interviewed.

Buster, spill the beans or your hard drive and motherboard are toast!!

I don't really Kerr, but was it Jim Carey?

Well, it's a self-important bastard. His record helped bring to fame a young record company, many years ago.

Any more clues ? (although I soon won't be alble to post for the next 90 minutes)

Tell us Buster otherwise I'll have to put gravy on my chips.

The Exorcist.

Now I'm gone... See ya in about 90 minutes.

What the fuck is the Exorcist?

has Buster gone bonkers. Is the Exercise another character from Slip-nawt? Has he got a mask that he wears during interviews of a budgie?

Originally posted by Huntsman What the fuck is the Exorcist?has Buster gone bonkers. Is the Exercise another character from Slip-nawt?Has he got a mask that he wears during interviews of a budgie?

I think he was on the 'WARP' lable along with LFO and the Aphex Twin, any clearer?

Originally posted by HANK WISEASS© > Originally posted by Huntsman > What the fuck is the Exorcist?> > has Buster gone bonkers. Is the Exercise another character from Slip-nawt?> Has he got a mask that he wears during interviews of a budgie?

I think he was on the 'WARP' lable along with LFO and the Aphex Twin, any clearer?

Yes, thank you.

Here's another clue.

Think of Pringles. In what kind of boxes are they sold ?

Originally posted by Buster Klumpy Here's another clue.Think of Pringles. In what kind of boxes are they sold ?

I'm still in the dark here Klumps, how about putting me out of my misery? Please!

Ok, think tubes (of Pringles). Think of the silly instrument Barney is hitting on in the Perfect Kiss video, among others. Think of who did the Exorcist soundtrack...

Do you get it now ?

You have to bare in mind that, for work, I also interviewed very mainstream persons...

In french, we would call him Michel Vieux-Champ

If you still don't see, try a translator...

Originally posted by Buster Klumpy If you still don't see, try a translator...

Thanks Klumps, the penny has dropped!