"Wank" - The Very Worst of New Order

Hi N.O'ers,

I have decided to do my very own compilation of New Order tracks in a well- known and tested format. I am going to call it how it is.

The track listing will be as follows:

State of the Nation Way of Life We All Stand (PCL) Chemical Run Wild Slow Jam All Day Long Every Little Counts Weirdo Times Change Young Offender Liar Rock The Shack

The way to get a copy is to buy yourself a CD burner and make the compilation yourself. Easy as listening to the records.

Hope you like it. Laters !

Good one!!

Originally posted by KnownPleasures Hi N.O'ers,I have decidedto do my veryown compilationof New Order tracks in a well-known and testedformat. I am going to call it how it is.The track listingwill be as follows:State of the NationWay of LifeWe All Stand (PCL)ChemicalRun WildSlow JamAll Day LongEvery Little CountsWeirdoTimes ChangeYoung OffenderLiarRock The ShackThe way to geta copy is to buyyourself a CDburner and makethe compilationyourself. Easyas listening tothe records.Hope you like it.Laters !

Not sure about slow jam though. I think that is one of their better songs from Get Ready.

How about 60 MPH? That song is an abortion that lived!!

Dont forget...

you must to be including a song that is not New Order at all...

You can't have a true worst-of without...."we're playing for Eng-er-land!" :D

Here's my tracklisting:

Atmoshphere - Rush Abbuto Love Will Tree Us Apart - Paul Younge Shes Lost Her Marbles - Grace Jones Blue Monday - Fats Domino Confusion - ELO Temptation - Heathen 17 Weirdo - Charlottans Fine Time - Cast Every Little Cunts - Chris Eubank Round & Round -Spandau Ballay Run - John Denver All The Way - England World crap squad and Bot Aching and Watermelon Bollockbreath Wank The Shack - Bobby Gillespie All Singing All Dancing Cream Yo Underpants Allstars Sunrise - Pimply Head Blow Job - Bernard Manning We All Stand Together - Porl McCrapney and his Tone Deaf Frog Chorous

...ere! 'ow d'youse all like that den?? ;)

Glad to see it closes with Rock The Shack, the worst moment in a whole sackful of shocking moments.

While I agree with most, why Young Offender and State of the Nation? Shame of the nation is utter shite, but the original isn't too bad. And Young Offender's lyrics are pretty catchy, while Chemical, if the instrumentation in the beginning were changed and the chorous wasn't so blatantly awful, wouldn't be that bad of a track.

What a load of WANK. There are no Turkeys. Have a bit of respect, one and all. For God's sake, this is New Order!!

Originally posted by The Paradise Man What a load of WANK. There are no Turkeys.Have a bit of respect, one and all.For God's sake, this is New Order!!

Take the rose-tints off ! You'll tell me they never did a bad gig next ;)

True. There were some awful gigs, but as David Brent once said "it's all good." :)

Originally posted by KnownPleasures Hi N.O'ers,I have decidedto do my veryown compilationof New Order tracks in a well-known and testedformat. I am going to call it how it is.The track listingwill be as follows:State of the NationWay of LifeWe All Stand (PCL)ChemicalRun WildSlow JamAll Day LongEvery Little CountsWeirdoTimes ChangeYoung OffenderLiarRock The ShackThe way to geta copy is to buyyourself a CDburner and makethe compilationyourself. Easyas listening tothe records.Hope you like it.Laters !

Agree with all, except for Every Little Counts, All Day Long, and Young Offender.

Add I.C.B. and The Him to the list...almost unlistenable in my opinion.

Originally posted by The Paradise Man True. There were some awful gigs, but as David Brent once said "it's all good." :)

I can see David Brent being a New Order fan, and totally missing the point !

Originally posted by 1.21 gigawatts?! > Originally posted by KnownPleasures Hi N.O'ers,I have decidedto do my veryown compilationof New Order tracks in a well-known and testedformat. I am going to call it how it is.The track listingwill be as follows:State of the NationWay of LifeWe All Stand (PCL)ChemicalRun WildSlow JamAll Day LongEvery Little CountsWeirdoTimes ChangeYoung OffenderLiarRock The ShackThe way to geta copy is to buyyourself a CDburner and makethe compilationyourself. Easyas listening tothe records.Hope you like it.Laters !

Agree with all, except for Every Little Counts, All Day Long, and Young Offender.

Add I.C.B. and The Him to the list...almost unlistenable in my opinion.

ICB and The Him? Totally awesome! A great album. But Martin Hannett shouldn't have produced it. NEW ORDER, PLEASE RE-RECORD MOVEMENT! In my dreams...

ooooh this has opened a can of worms hasnt it. wtf is all day long doin on that list not to mention slow jam and every little counts. i gasp at this just utterly gasp. SHELLSHOCK get it on that list.

How 'bout the "Wanking off" album instead, beginning with The Perfect Kiss and Touched by the hand of god.

Originally posted by This blue-eyed boy that wants to be How 'bout the "Wanking off" album instead, beginning with The Perfect Kiss and Touched by the hand of god.

All Day Long? hmm...maybe Fine Time instead.

And Shame of the Nation is worthless, but I kinda like State of.

I'm thinking that this should be released as an EP instead. Somebody should poll for the worst songs in the same manner that we're polling for the best.

For me, "Wank" has already been released. It's otherwise known as "The Rest Of...". And no way in hell does 'All Day Long' deserve to be a hundred miles of such a compilation.

--Sam

Will be Love Vigilantes as hidden track this time ?

All Day Long???

WEIRDO!!??

AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

The man's crazy, I say! Crazy!

Other than those two, though, I'd say that it's pretty good. :)

This thread is my favourite so far , but for now I just want to watch/lurk , coz I'm waitin for the negative fella to post

Later

nothing wrong with taking the piss, but come on ... there are no bad tracks on PCL

Originally posted by Geri nothing wrong with taking the piss, but come on ...there are no bad tracks on PCL

No bad songs on PCL, but it's a shite version of We All Stand !

Hi N.O'ers,

The first one person to ask for a copy of this CD will also receive a special limited edition copy of the 1" version of "Turd My Way".

This special bonus track is one inch long and has been especially remixed by a Bosch food processor. It may be a bit sticky, but this will not impair your enjoyment.

Laters,

i still don't understand what people have against 'slow jam.' i also have to disagree with mr. c-e on 'every little counts' and 'all day long.'

now 'chemical,' there's a stinker. and 'rock the shack.'

there are several things i've tried to like throughout the years, as others have suggested that perhaps i would enjoy them once i got older or gave them a chance. however, my distaste remains just as strong today as ever. such it is with seafood, squash, and 'sunrise.'

"As I look at the morning sky Today the wind is blowing hard See that bird is floating high Pretty soon it will be tired"

..and Vietnam (even if it was for Charitee), 60 mph. I like Weirdo

"I can't get enough of this"

What about Blue Monday, utter trash live, was relevant for 6 months in 83 only

Glad to see "Liar" in there. What a fucking rotter.

At least one version of Blue Monday should feature

Im sick and tired of Blue Monday, glad Kylie reworked it

I could not agree more Mike,however the comedic possibilities of Barney and Kylie 'cutting a rug ' a la kylie and Timberframe or Kylie/Robbie remained , sadly, untapped.