New Lard-er: It's not their fault!!

A survey in the paper today says that Manchester is Britain's "Fattest city", closely followed by Stoke-on-Trent(!!!!!), Liverpool, Swansea and Leicester. The Derby contingent will be happy to know that the fair city of the East Midlands ranks at no.15, while the Cockney hellhole is still pretty skinny at no.22 (must be all those models keeping the average down).

So, Barney & Hooky may have piled on the pounds, but in the best liberal tradition they are PRODUCTS OF THEIR ENVIRONMENT. Not surprisingly, the academics compiling the survey accounted for the Northwest being at the top of the table by pointing to the "drinking culture" that abides oop north.

"What did you see there?/I saw the glory of GIN"

(NB - Rocket Mick was unavailable for comment)

My belly has grown since I turned 30 - My girlfriend seems to think it's 'cute' - what a load of bollocks!

Originally posted by martin fradley A survey in the paper today says that Manchester is Britain's "Fattest city", closely followed by Stoke-on-Trent(!!!!!), Liverpool, Swansea and Leicester. The Derby contingent will be happy to know that the fair city of the East Midlands ranks at no.15, while the Cockney hellhole is still pretty skinny at no.22 (must be all those models keeping the average down).So, Barney & Hooky may have piled on the pounds, but in the best liberal tradition they are PRODUCTS OF THEIR ENVIRONMENT. Not surprisingly, the academics compiling the survey accounted for the Northwest being at the top of the table by pointing to the "drinking culture" that abides oop north."What did you see there?/I saw the glory of GIN"(NB - Rocket Mick was unavailable for comment)

Dead right about the Lardies up round 'ere me ole cock....

Check!

11 years old, 14st 3lbs and counting...... :)

3rd? I blame Rooney.

well it's no suprise Manc land is the fattest city, look at Barney and Hooky for christ sake

Since in 15 im still young so i dont get fat:p well not yet but im gonna make sure i never do..never wanna be fat again...i hated it..i miss berney being skinny he looked cooler so did hooky..he needs his beard back...

Originally posted by Spike Since in 15 im still young so i dont get fat:p well not yet but im gonna make sure i never do..never wanna be fat again...i hated it..i miss berney being skinny he looked cooler so did hooky..he needs his beard back...

there's a contradiction here ... still young so no fat, but you hated it when you were by the way, please make up your mind about the name; I thought we had you trained earlier but you've gone back to bErney ?!

Originally posted by Spike Since in 15 im still young so i dont get fat:p well not yet but im gonna make sure i never do..never wanna be fat again...i hated it..i miss berney being skinny he looked cooler so did hooky..he needs his beard back...

What are you on about lad?

By the way, I think Bernard looks cool now.

Originally posted by Spike Since in 15 im still young so i dont get fat:p well not yet but im gonna make sure i never do..never wanna be fat again...i hated it..i miss berney being skinny he looked cooler so did hooky..he needs his beard back...

You are still without man-fat ?

Poor you

Here's the link, for lard-voyeurs:

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/040130/80/ekt9t.html

Originally posted by martin fradley Here's the link, for lard-voyeurs:http://uk.news.yahoo.com/040130/80/ekt9t.html

No comment!

Originally posted by Rocket Mick > Originally posted by martin fradley> Here's the link, for lard-voyeurs:> > http://uk.news.yahoo.com/040130/80/ekt9t.html

No comment!

Quite or Brando lookalike from Apocalypse Now..... ;)

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Originally posted by Doggy > Originally posted by Rocket Mick> > > > Originally posted by martin fradley> > Here's the link, for lard-voyeurs:> > > > http://uk.news.yahoo.com/040130/80/ekt9t.html>

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Quite or Brando lookalike from Apocalypse Now..... ;)

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What chu takin about Brando for?? Just look at me for chrissakes!! Yeah...me got just a tad round my belly since I turned 31...and my woman thinks it's "cute" too!! Woman are stoned!!

I used to live in the fattest city in the US - Philadelphia. Now, I've never been to Manchester, but if it's like Philly - with a pizza/cheesesteak place every block and a Dunkin' Donuts in each of the 57 neighborhoods - Barney and Hooky, and Shawn Ryder as well, are just products of their environment. But maybe not. I lived in Philadelphia for 18 years and come back on occasion from school and I've yet to be considered "fat."

Originally posted by This blue-eyed boy that wants to be I used to live in the fattest city in the US - Philadelphia. Now, I've never been to Manchester, but if it's like Philly - with a pizza/cheesesteak place every block and a Dunkin' Donuts in each of the 57 neighborhoods - Barney and Hooky, and Shawn Ryder as well, are just products of their environment.But maybe not. I lived in Philadelphia for 18 years and come back on occasion from school and I've yet to be considered "fat."

:\ohwell: Okay...

No disrespect to you Dark Angel, a citizen of Houston, but I remembered that your city had been dubbed with the fattest title for the last couple of years, but it looks like Detroit has now taken that spot.

Who's fat?????

I've lost nearly a stone since i moved back to Yorkshire from Stoke. It's the fact that your full English comes with a block of cheddar grated on top and all those facking oatcakes!

fuck off mike we not all fat

Originally posted by Marty Smooth I've lost nearly a stone since i moved back to Yorkshire from Stoke. It's the fact that your full English comes with a block of cheddar grated on top and all those facking oatcakes!

Ah, I'm getting all misty-eyed just at the thought of oatcakes.......

Mebbe Barney's stopped channeling lyrics of his fans and is instead channeling weight...

--Sam

Originally posted by The Happy One Mebbe Barney's stopped channeling lyrics of his fans and is instead channeling weight...--Sam

No wonder I lost 20 pounds this year