Tattoo you

I am most curious to know whether any members of New Order have tattoos and if so, of what and whereabouts on their body. Does anybody know anything about this?

mr tonge, a bizarre first post, & a surprise to see you on here. got my ticket for saturday btw - see you on the train

did you get a pub sorted for the england match after?

??? Well, I don't have any...

Hooky's got some tattoos.

boy, Barney and Stephen really let themselves go... When did Barney get all those tattoos? heh

I have several tattoo's, but I don't think we really want to go over that again.

Not as many, I imagine.

Originally posted by Patrick Not as many, I imagine.

Definately not Patsy boy, I don't think I could handle the pain!

I hope that's not the only reason, Muffy.

Originally posted by Patrick I hope that's not the only reason, Muffy.

No, enough is enough, I have six altogether. On my upper left arm a tiger for the year I was born which is really beautiful and my birth sign, Pisces. On my upper right, two love hearts with the names of my beautiful daughters and below them a thistle with 'Scotland The Brave' scrolled around it. On my back I have two from my foolish youth, one of which gives me my nickname and has been the subject of discussion already on this forum, and the other is equally foolish but not as amusing. No more for me!

Well, I'm glad to hear your arms are not covered with them.

I knew you'd be a Pisces Muffboxer you little cat weasel. Only the best humans are born with a fish for a brain. Unfortunately for thee I don't share your tiger year from the chinese calendar of hope... I am instead a rat, which is surely a mistake by the originators of the calendar. Perhaps those Chinese kung-fu masters should re-think their adding techniques and replace the rat with a mighty horse and swap the tiger for a slab of butter for you Muffler.

Incidentally, I have a 1 foot ostrich tatoo'd on my cocker... its hard to dicern the animal until the beast has been awoken by a purdy lady and then the ostrich grows out revealing its full splendour. I also have a very tiny tattoo on my eyelid of a push bike but you can only see it when I'm sleeping.

Huntsman I reckon youre telling porkies.

Ironically I was born under the chinese sign of the Snake. I've got a gimp mate who had some Some pretentious bollox by Tupac all over his back. Bet he's gonna be really happy when he's 75 with some shite scrawled all over him

Originally posted by Huntsman I knew you'd be a Pisces Muffboxer you little cat weasel. Only the best humans are born with a fish for a brain. Unfortunately for thee I don't share your tiger year from the chinese calendar of hope... I am instead a rat, which is surely a mistake by the originators of the calendar. Perhaps those Chinese kung-fu masters should re-think their adding techniques and replace the rat with a mighty horse and swap the tiger for a slab of butter for you Muffler.Incidentally, I have a 1 inch ostrich tatoo'd on my cocker... its hard to dicern the animal until the tiddler has been awoken by a purdy lady and then the ostrich grows out revealing its full splendour. I also have a very tiny tattoo on my eyelid of a push bike but you can only see it when I'm sleeping.

Don't despair Huntsmule, rats are in fact held in high regard by the Chinese, symbolising wisdom, intelligence, and strength. I'm sure all of these qualities and many others apply to your good self. As for your 1 inch cocker, how unfortunate for you. Your good lady has my full sympathy, though she must love you very much indeed to put up with such a tiny birdie! ;)

That's the problem isn't it union of the snake. You get a real 'groovy' tattoo when your 18 and you think your the king of the world then when your 92 it looks like you've wee'd on your arm.

obvioulsy this won't happen to muffy as he is not of this earth.

Iincidentally snake charmer... I noted your accusations that I was lying the other day and must insist that I never lie.. and when I do I know I shouldn't.

Muffler... Oh eck, I thougt I'd wrote 1 foot. is it too late to edit my message so it reads 200 ft. cocker?

Anyway, I might be a lady.

I'm glad to hear Mr. Miaggi decided that rats were good... he can keep his inaccurate calendar dates if he wants, I know its coming up to Christmas and he'll be pissed if he has to re-print the chocolate advert/fried rice fettlers that are soon to hit the shops.

I might make my own calendar with sea monsters. You can be the beast of 20,000 fathoms if you like.

Originally posted by Huntsman

Iincidentally snake charmer... I noted your accusations that I was lying the other day and must insist that I never lie.. and when I do I know I shouldn't.

I'm not with you Huntsy, I would never accuse you of lying, what the eck are you on about, you've got me in a tizzy now!

By the way, you did write foot, I changed it for artistic purposes!

I think H might be referring to somebody else, Muffy.

Originally posted by Patrick I think H might be referring to somebody else, Muffy.

Of course! 'Snake charmer' will be a reference to Sebs' python. Phew!!

Muffy did you think we were on for a fight?... it would be like Godzilla vs. The Smog Monster (not sure which one I'd want to be).

I'm laughing now because you caught me out there you little tinker fiddling with the stats. of my own cocker. What a calamity.

Originally posted by Huntsman Muffy did you think we were on for a fight?... it would be like Godzilla vs. The Smog Monster (not sure which one I'd want to be).I'm laughing now because you caught me out there you little tinker fiddling with the stats. of my own cocker. What a calamity.

A fight? No, I thought the marbles had finally left home, as a rule I never call anyone a liar, even a liar! How ironic you should choose an ostrich to grace your birdie, they too like to bury their heads in holes, as i'm sure you know! ;)

That's disgusting, my ostrich is only capable of outrunning my vehicle and never broaches the subject of intercourse. I think he's a winged beast with little intelligence for procreation and the wonders of the 5th cabinet.