How many times has Ian stolen my fruit?

That is the question and in itself that is the answer.

Who am I to argue if this is the future for topics on NOOL?

None of us can argue, we don't have the legs. I say this now for all to hear:

"Take my bowl and fill it with cheese"

Lemon :D

How many times before could you tell I didn't care ?

It was an orange by the way.

One Step Beyond.

You truely deserve to be in the Weirdo categogy. Oh I see your profile says you already are. :D

Thrice daily. Thus is the answer.

I don't know but Barney just ran off with my pizza!

For some reason New Order seem to have alot of my money. :)

I don't own Hooky anymore by the way. He ran away, stealing my Moulinex blender in the process.

Originally posted by Marty Smooth I don't own Hooky anymore by the way. He ran away, stealing my Moulinex blender in the process.

It's a long time since Wolves played well at home...

Wolves are unbeaten at home in the premiership since September, notable scalps include Man Utd and a late equalizer against Liverpool.

Originally posted by Hank Wiseass© Wolves are unbeaten at home in the premiership since September, notable scalps include Man Utd and a late equalizer against Liverpool.

I know that Hank, but none of those are what you would call Molineux blinders though, are they ? Not since the days of Stevie Bull !

Wolves played in my blender? It explains why my cooking is so awful.

WOLF...large dog like creature. LEMON...citrus fruit THIS THREAD......classic

It's good to be back. Although I wish I knew where I had been.

"How many times" was a classic from the 80's or early 90's.

It was the whole song "how many times, how many times"...

Anyone remember who played this one, please?

Someone will know, but that someone isn't me. Shame.

It's all in the liner notes for the 1958 album "Bess Truman Gets Her Blues On"

I can't believe no one's brought up the margarine-Red Chinese connection

To be clinically insane would be to regret using the cleaver. I don't regret using the cleaver.

Run around naked for a good ten minutes through downtown New York with a target on your back, routinely stopping for a refreshing Cafe Late' at the local Starbucks, and then you can truly say you've walked in my shoes.

Obscenity is in the eye of the beholder, a trained chimpanzee who answers to the name "Arthur" and reported his cherries were missing last week....probably stolen by Ian

Fruit. Strange Topic. Strange Fruit. Billie Holiday kicks ass.

It's so on topic it hurts. Mmmm hazelnuts and chocolate.

Kurtz in the jungle, afraid and paranoid

Bush in the White House, dozing off during half-time

......do I have to draw you a friggin' map, people?! Connect the dots, follow the trail, see the magic bullet for yourself!

its started