Superfast Interpipe Fettling

I've Decided to ditch A fucken OL and there reminders that I haven't been very active for the last 10 seconds(It's because I'm fettling my interpipe superfast) ,I noticed Muffy and Huntsy are down this road can anyone recommend who to go with? And how much it is?

Cadburys. They've just started up a brilliant Super-fast Internet Server. But it only works best below the temperature of 25 degrees centigrade. The whole system melts at temperatures above that.

Humates Love simulation,can you only look at the top two or three down the page of topic lists on the forum?

Hanky... no I can (at work) usually make between 35 and 50 posts depending on the weather, at home I'm infinite because of the BreadVan....

okay listen up you fuck chicken...

£14.95 buys you installation from 'NTL' They'll come and stomp all over your garden borders, annihilate your cement drive with a massive cutting blade and pipe a cable from the local comms box (the one's they elected to put up throughout the British Isles regardless of location) to your pleasure room. £25.00 Set-up charge which involves you doing shit all.

So, its really £14.95 + £25.00 for the installation. (they never had me fooled)

Then, the choice is yours Wangford... its either this fucker...

Monthly Cost: £24.99 for a 'rental' cable modem

or this cocksucker: Monthly Cost: £19.99 for just the line rental and you buy a one off cable modem for about 2.5 million.

You'll probably go for the 25 squid deal because your bought modem will break within 5 minutes, whereas if you never buy one it won't.

Okay so that's it... the only pig fucker could be this: That you don't have NTL up your road. That your bitch detects you only want it to access wank material.

Hopefully there will be crap all people in your road with a cabler so you'll be snuffing the mouse box at about 60 MPH!!!

Good Luck in your Quest Hank Wangford... any more questions don't fear... the Huntsmaniac is close at handlebar.

Hungry Hank... the BreadVan is NOT part of your phone bill... its an entirely separate sausage.

... one last thing... its on 24 hours a fucking day 795 weeks in the hour... so whenever your up for viewing the BreadVan will be interpiped through the main frame like a bastard. You'll never have to dial-up again... its like the transition from driving 15 miles to find a telephone box that some bastard hasn't shit in to reaching into your flowery shirt to find the world's smallest mobile resplendant with the game 'Snake'.

Chairs Madhatter,do you think they could uproot a couple of nasty bushes(azalea's I think) without disturbing my rather nice rhododendron that's between them?

I think the Huntsmule has just about summed it up Hanky lad. All that and you'll be able to download your chosen booty in seconds flat.

Truffles... did you dig Harry's Potty Training or was it just a bit spent... more importantly, did you feast on the pot of pringles as supplied whilst inside the cinemaudatorium with your good minx Cat flap?