What is the best NO/JD song to have sex to? Or with!

Don't ask me

I'm a virgin.

"Lonesome tonight" is probably my fave - yeah, that's right - because I'm always friggn on my own

Oops, the wife's just come in

No, seriously, NO especially, are great to "rock the shack" to and with.

• f-ck Greg - can you get off those drugs - these drugs.

Sure pal.

Parksy's hit rock bottom here - blame AL - he gave me the idea.

Well I've only just started using New Order as back drop to my romantic moments, The Elegia version from Retro wasn't quite upto it but now I have the Saville soundtrack.

Well, if you want a good getting-laid soundtrack, forget New Order and get Portishead, "Dummy".

Impressive how it works.

in a lonely place

The original sounds of sex are the best soundtrack. I don't like to mix them with music. I've read the best would be Cocteau Twins, many think. New Order, I don't know, they inspire me other feelings... how could I do it with Perfect Kiss, it just inspires a different kind of power... stuff like Run Wild maybe... oh yes, the Saville Show soundtrack... World In Motion for those frenzier moments?

Kiss of Death

I'm generally doing well if I make it through a Ramones track, never mind a fookin' NO one!

Originally posted by Atrocity Exhibit I'm generally doing well if I make it through a Ramones track, never mind a fookin' NO one!

i wouldn't admit to that, mate!

I prefer my 352 live NO gigs for foreplay :D

Originally posted by Digital Mike Binoche I prefer my 352 live NO gigs for foreplay :D

and if you were with mademoiselle binoche?

Touched by the Hand of God

I would cover her with Garlic and Herb dip and lick it off whilst listening to Temptation :kiss:

Now the rest is personal :D

Originally posted by Al Jarvis Retro's rather good. Shame it cuts short after 5 discs, mind.

Yeah,you wish!:D

Originally posted by Mick Aneworderfan The original sounds of sex are the best soundtrack. I don't like to mix them with music. I've read the best would be Cocteau Twins, many think. New Order, I don't know, they inspire me other feelings... how could I do it with Perfect Kiss, it just inspires a different kind of power... stuff like Run Wild maybe... oh yes, the Saville Show soundtrack... World In Motion for those frenzier moments?

Damn, so I'm not the only one who used the Cocteau Twins, back in the day anyway, I always loved the instrumental mix of Vanishing point, I'd just put it on repeat and have at it, the the instrumental version is just beautiful and has nice build ups as well.

I hump to the beat of Transmission

Only if the track was on repeat :D

That would have to be Your Silent Face.:D

Originally posted by Ronald Kirsch That would have to be Your Silent Face.:D

If your spouse's face is silent, then you are not doing a good job

For God's sake! Will you all PLEASE stop making allusions of a sexual variety to New Order songs? New Order songs have nothing to do with sex, and you're all a lot of preverts if you think otherwise.

Sincerely,

Sister Agatha "Aggie" Plumbottom (Mrs.), Convent of the Bleeding Eyes of Our Savior Jesus Colostomy Bag Christ

I've always wanted "R&R" to be playing. Now, I just have to find someone else to shaft with. Also, "The Kiss" by the Cure isn't a bad choice.

Originally posted by This blue-eyed boy that wants to be Now, I just have to find someone else to shaft with.

I've found that a hand works quite well.

Originally posted by Tristan Jayol > Originally posted by This blue-eyed boy that wants to be> Now, I just have to find someone else to shaft with.

I've found that a hand works quite well. Then just play "Subculture" or TPK. Or, just maybe all of Low-Life.

One of these days when you sit by yourself You'll realise you can't shaft without someone else (subculture)

Personally I don't like getting my freak on with people singing in the background. Don't ask why.

Originally posted by His Holiness, The Pope Kiss of Death

And I was going to say Perfect Pit. Just long enough to cover foreplay, the main course, and post-sex cuddling, allowing me to get back to the NOOL forums...

Plus the track-name itself is kind of an amusing pun if you know Swedish...

/TLV

Originally posted by Jackson Withrow Personally I don't like getting my freak on with people singing in the background. Don't ask why.

And as for their instrumentals...I'm still gonna go with no. Avalanche is to high pitch, Elegia is what you play after your hamster is killed by a deafening blast from a tuba (How would I of known?), and stuff like "Thieves like us" (instrumental version) doesnt count because I know the lyrics.

In sum, New Order is off the hump list.

Hey Digital Mike - forgive my ignorance - stupidity - what ever - who is that sexy "sheila" under your name?

Friggn' splendid woman.

Dreamt of her last night.

Shut up Greggy-boy -

Take another line -

sure pal.

no, seriously - who is she?

Kate Bush? :p

Originally posted by Greg Parkin Hey Digital Mike - forgive my ignorance - stupidity - what ever - who is that sexy "sheila" under your name?Friggn' splendid woman.Dreamt of her last night.Shut up Greggy-boy - Take another line - sure pal.no, seriously - who is she?Kate Bush?:p

You must be new here.... You'll find her name on everyone's lips.

oh yes - her?

I forgot.

There she is.