Stars within the Huntsman's Eyeballs (HUNTSMAN CLUB TYPICAL THREAD)
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Huntsy, you should sing Trey Farley, some people might remember it, you could have Bob the Bloater, Fat Gaz and Jason and the argonaut jumping up and down on a bed, maybe Anthony Wallpaper and Shawn Rideout slapping each others face, for the sign language you could use Carol Vordehoovers, and the one legged thing maybe Bezrick although you'll have to amputate him yerself....hope I've been of help
Nevermind. Patty, Babe's well worth a listen if you haven't got it already. Ickle Marky doing his thang.
Originally posted by Patrick According to CDNow, Babe was on Everything Changes.
According to the Shugster..Babe was Shite
But the video was in good taste
Can anyone remember a group called 2cowboys. They had a hit in '94 with some line dancing atrocity, called Everybodies Gonfri Gone.
The only time I've ever done any Karoake I did the Back door boys 'As long as you love me'
Originally posted by Seb Briggs Can anyone remember a group called 2cowboys. They had a hit in '94 with some line dancing atrocity. The name of the tune escapes me.The only time I've ever done any Karoake I did the Back door boys 'As long as you love me'
Very brave of you Sebsy..admitting you sang to the Bumjob Bandits, as for 2cowboys the song was rank, can't remember what it was called either, it was out at the same time as Crappy English Jam by Roughnecks and who could forget that?
Oh shit, as you can see I've just re-edited to add the name. I'm that sad / bored I looked it up.
Hey Shug, sad I know singing the tradesmanstreet boys, but think of this..the ladies loved it...
I still didn't get any though.
Originally posted by Seb Briggs Oh shit, as you can see I've just re-edited to add the name. I'm that sad / bored I looked it up.Hey Shug, sad I know singing the tradesmanstreet boys, but think of this..the ladies loved it...I still didn't get any though.
That's a good idea for another thread Sebsy.
It would probably go...What's the worst thing you've ever done to impress a bird? 
Shug I like the sound of that a lot. Even if it just ended up you and me sharing our acts of pathetic-ness (obviously with Martin Gray chucking in a 500 word rant someone along the line)
I can imagine the absent Muff-box would have a few stories as well...
Seb, I had to check CDNOW because I'm not at home. I actually do have Everything Changes as well. Also quite a few things by the Backdraft Boys, I confess.
Originally posted by Patrick Seb, I had to check CDNOW because I'm not at home. I actually do have Everything Changes as well. Also quite a few things by the Backdraft Boys, I confess.
What is going on Patrick?
Boybands 
Boybands can sometimes hit the spot... if they release 52 songs, more often than not you'll get a belter in there written by some distant god flaked out on his or her couch.. Paul Anchor's down for instance.
Snake, I didn't notice the 1 'proper' reply to my initial topic toaster.... I'd be happy with that. No-one ever takes me seriously.
Wollf whistler roger, chips, crisps and gravy.
You need to get to know the enemy, Shug. However, I do not own anything by Britney, Christina, Puffy, Ricky, Limp Bizkit...
Originally posted by Huntsman Boybands can sometimes hit the spot... if they release 52 songs, more often than not you'll get a belter in there written by some distant god flaked out on his or her couch.. Paul Anchor's down for instance.Snake, I didn't notice the 1 'proper' reply to my initial topic toaster.... I'd be happy with that. No-one ever takes me seriously.Wollf whistler roger, chips, crisps and gravy.
Huntsy, I know what yer saying...you might get 1 good song out of 20, it's just all the shite you have to put up with inbetween, then by the time they do release a good one, nobody admits it's any good because of the shite they put out before it...so I still say hang the Bastards:headoff:
Originally posted by Patrick You need to get to know the enemy, Shug. However, I do not own anything by Britney, Christina, Puffy, Ricky, Limp Bizkit...
Patsy, Patsy, Patsy I'm just having a shite day mate, so I'm doing a Marty Gray and slagging everything off, as for not owning any of the above..all I can say is Fair Play me old nuts and conkers
Huntsy, I was of course the one who replied sensibly to your post. Unless you feel the performing of A Hound and its Sound wasn't a sensible suggestion.
In fairness I do quite like the odd Boy band tune, and as I may have mentioned previously used to be in a crap band (and I use the term band loosely) who made boy-bandish songs. 'As long as you love me'is a top tune. Westlife are still shockingly bad though. S Club are alright , partly due to the beauty of Rachel mind you.
Patsy, good point where the fcuk is Klumpy? then Facsy tempts us with a brief post then disappears again.
Well, I will reply to the original post :
I would cover "Lonesome Tonight", I even have a pretty good idea of how I would do this...
Buster e-mail'd me this morning to confirm he recieved my package of pleasure and said that he was tied up today and would be back on Monday morning to spread a bit of Belgian chocolate. I think it was a little harsh of Facsimilie to only copy one document then turn the power off... maybe he's had another surprise to deal with?
Don't get me wrong fettlers... whenever a 'boy band' appears on the goggle unit I feel like wrenching. However, these little masters have grabbed my attention over the years...
'Ain't Nothin' But a Heart Fettler' by the Backshift Men 'Back for GoodNails' by the Thatched Roofers 'I've Never had a Dreamboat come goodnails' by Shit Club 7 (note Rachel is good, but some of the others seemed to have worked on their chests recently so I'm intrigued by more than 1... one of them in particular (Margaret?)... looks a bit like a baboon in distress though so I'd have to put a tea towel over her whilst fondling her teats. I can't think of any more (songs that is) but I think there's been about 9 over the years that I've dug.
I dispute binning them simply because they make New Order et al sound sweet as a nut. I would pay to see Shit Club 7 box WestLake over a rivein.
Pat I fucking detest Fatty Williams so much I can't begin to break wind about it. He's about to release 'Swing when your winning'.. a collection of shit old swing no.'s like the filth Deano Martin used to sing and Franky Snailboat... unfortunately for the bloater he sings like a skunk on the loose and isn't fit to lick Sammy Davis Senior's feet smells.... or his one good eye. Blobby also released an album called 'Sing when your winning' so this latest stunt is a minor play on words. Maybe he should have called it 'Shit when your kicking' or 'Super Monkey Ball'.
mmmm.
Snake face I replied to your initial suggestion of playing Round the Bend and I did appreciate the slight effort you made to humour me for a short while.
Once again... thanks.
Originally posted by Buster Klumpy Well, I will reply to the original post :I would cover "Lonesome Tonight", I even have a pretty good idea of how I would do this...
As I say. Booster will be posting today.
Originally posted by Huntsman > Originally posted by Buster Klumpy> Well, I will reply to the original post :> > I would cover "Lonesome Tonight", I even have a pretty good idea of how I would do this...
As I say. Booster will be posting today.
Sorry, Huntsy...
What I think I've said is that I wouldn't post much until monday. Simply cos I won't have much time.
But I'm so addicted to this that, when I have 1 minute free, I come here just to smell the air...
Actually, the last Backflip Boys album (Black and Blue; didn't they know that title already had a sordid history?)had one track that people here might like: Shining Star. The rest of the album was pretty worthless, unlike their masterwork Millenium.
'I want it that way' was cool - was that Millenium or Black and Blue?
my top 5 BB songs
As long as you love me Quit playing Games I want it that way Larger than Life Backstreets Back
Jesus...now I know why I visit this place so much...just got off a lovely 14 hour night at work, and was feeling miserable and full of self-pity. Then, I click on Huntsman's first post, and damn if I'm not already giddy with glee...
So, is it safe to assume that you won't even consider doing Rock the Shithouse...come on now...you knew I would have to toss that one out there...
Oh dear boys... nasty suggestions I fear. I wouldn't even perform Shithouse in front of my own mirror inside my own shithouse let alone on the stage in front of a gang load of grannys sniffing for rats. They would probably cart me offstage if I attempted Death Rat thinking the opening few chords were actually my own trumps.
Who, when, how and why has somebody tagged 'Club Huntsman' on this thread... have I done bad?
I feel raped and abused.
