Its safe to say "Get Ready" was,for most,a really un-new order-ish title for the last album. So i thought maybe someone could suggest something for the forthcoming album,you never know-if the group like one they may use it.
New Album Title-Your Suggestions.
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Originally posted by The Saviour NEW ORDER - 'Up'
Well that was the title for Shania Twain's last album, so I don't think they'd choose that.
why not "Uppy"? not very New Orderish, but would surprise. Peter Gabriel was "Up" recently also.
or how about "Fuck Off" or just "Fuck"... that would be New Orderish and funny plus stir up a little controversy.
how about "Joy Division" as a title
... would confuse many and would be sure to get attention and be reviewed by everyone just trying to figure out why the heck they called the new record "Joy Division"
Technique 2 : Tech n'owt
Cheeky Northern Monkey track one Loveblurt track two JonD1 track three Alan Bates track four 'used to live track five Penthouse Tony track six Juicedirge track seven E&TB1 track eight Loveblurt ( reprise ) track nine
Working titles only
"Fuck Sake Hooky,I Told Yer Phil Was Rubbish!"
"Thats All Folks"
"Bet You Wish This Was A Cure Album"
'No, You Are The Quarry' 'James Stephen Barnes Is Our Favourite Fan' 'New Order Online Is Shit' 'New Order Sing Britney Spears Volume 1' 'We Should Split Up For Good This Time'
Pension Top-Up Steve's New Tank Live Minus "Woo!" Slow It Down, We're Gettin Old Disc 1 (of a 3 disc set) Love in D Minor Menage-a-trois Now Who Makes The Tea? Fathers On The Floor We'll Show You Young Whippersnappers Nosedive Late We Love London Just Leave it to the Producer He's no Hannett Let Go
Atrocity Introspection Sexual Chocolate The Artist Formerly Known as Cat Stevens New Monday Washed Down Cunts 'r' Us Manpower If the Kids are United Mittageisen Albeqwerty Let's Not Even Try Anymore Shill Not Joy Division Clandestine Robots Substance Abuse
How about this one...
You Miserable Cunts, For All Your Whining We Will Give You 78 Minutes of Rock the Shack!
:p
Originally posted by #41 How about this one...You Miserable Cunts, For All Your Whining We Will Give You 78 Minutes of Rock the Shack!:p
Oh Dear God No.
"I Visited This Site,Took The Piss,Soon As You Give It Back I Fucked Off. So Now Im Not Singing On The Album. Bastards!".
Bit long,but you never know...:D
Originally posted by SPone I heard that its called "Old Age:Old Hits" its another fuckin best of...:D
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Originally posted by This blue-eyed boy that wants to be Whoop!: Songs to Make you Dance like a Fat Aerobics Instructor
How about "Whoops: The Best of Bernard Sumner"?
The Bernard Sumner Experience featuring Phil Cunningham Exercise Fun The Sound of ProTools The Peter Hook Project Fine Time, State of the Nation and We All Stand: The Definitive Collection and Remixes, Volume One Best and Worst We Built This City on E and Booze Fuck You, Sir Tony Wilson Stephen Needs Tank Fuel Studio Time is Fookin' Expensive! Buy My Beachball
heheheh you all
not dead yet we all creak bleep...bleeep....bleeeeeep... kylie will love this the slimfast collection stricly dont come dancing set miserable to stun 50 going on 21 try and get yer hands on this lot wilson munchkin available on dat for childrens parties funnily enough we're being asked about ian again no the film was bollocks
anyway will be intersting to see if saville comes up with anything interesting. at the 2002 talk in the ICA in london I asked Wilson about the Get Ready designs "was he just taking the piss or deconstructing the logo to its lowest possible denominator?". Wilson thought it was the clever one :)
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One Musician And Two Piss Heads :beer2:
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....a self titled release? That might make a bit more of a bold statement, just the type of publicity the album might need to sell?
* Technocracy. * Community (that would be funny). * Our best friend's rope. * Oh Simon was this your bass line?
Get Set, Go Sequencers, Synthesizers, and a Bass Our Career Has Lasted for Fookin' Ages: the Uncensored New Order Album
think it should have no title or name whatsover printed... just a simple photo of a Halibut.... will be known unofficially to everyone as the Fishy Album
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- The Trouble Air
- Forgotten Time
- Deep End
- Incense
- A Star Called Sun
- Unhuman
- Unmanned Journey
- Tiresome
- Down With England
- Love me



Here Again? as reviewed by NME
Well Here we are again another offering by those Macurian tossposts with a really long long history the songs are:
Forgotten Memories: a lovely slow number utilising the harmonica
Disco Dad: with some help by the Chemical brothers,classic storming New order disco although a bit slower than we are use to.
Still doing Drugs: a rather confusing tune with the sequencers changing speakers every 10 seconds
Diet Now: A song exposing the dangers of cream buns. with Barney at his classic lyrical best with lines like "why did I eat you, why did I like you?"
Walk 2 : a nice sequel to Run this time fully credited to and co-written with John Denver
Sequencer Prozac Viagra
As usual with a New Order album, it drops off in the middle. The last 3 are New Order by numbers produced to blandness by Stephen Hague, with the signiture bass curiously absent.
Overall this reviewer gives it 5 out of ten. However as it is the first geniuine new New Order product in almost 2 years, it will be a world-wide smash almost selling out its print run of 3000 and reaching 50 ont the chart.
Originally posted by Big Country hick 1) The Trouble Air2) Forgotten Time3) Deep End4) Incense5) A Star Called Sun6) Unhuman7) Unmanned Journey8) Tiresome9) Down With England 10) Love me
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Are these the songs titles? I'am afraid of the last one, which sounds like a fooking acoustic song again.
Originally posted by Dutch Jim says: NO! "We're singing for England"
Fookin ell! Where've you been hiding?
That's not a suggestion for an album name - that's a question for you big yin;)
Originally posted by Dutch Jim says: NO! "We're singing for England"
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Never forget a face - how's it going big man ?
Not fer long it doesnae look like.
Did we scare him that much at Finsbury? My memory is gash - so I cannae remember if he has been here since then![]()
Originally posted by ShugZV© Not fer long it doesnae look like.Did we scare him that much at Finsbury? My memory is gash - so I cannae remember if he has been here since then
DJ disappeared before Finsbree, I think, then reappeared around that time briefly.
I hope it wasn't certain discoveries in my flat which scared him off! Still, he's Dutch; they're fairly liberal. ![]()
Yeah, it was quite a shock to learn that the other really tall guy there was Dutch Jim, dwarfing Muffy, 4.45 and Jarvo !
I cannae remember, but the link on my signature might well have photographic evidence.
I thought Muffster was the tallest - then Jim and Jarvo and you and Johan. There's a cracker with me on my tip-toes with Hank and Muffster, so Muffster did the same, hence the reason I look about 4ft 0!
If they are not there I will update that picture site soon - I found a few crackers from the very first NewOrderOnline pish up![]()
Originally posted by ShugZV© I cannae remember, but the link on my signature might well have photographic evidence.I thought Muffster was the tallest - then Jim and Jarvo and you and Johan. There's a cracker with me on my tip-toes with Hank and Muffster, so Muffster did the same, hence the reason I look about 4ft 0!If they are not there I will update that picture site soon - I found a few crackers from the very first NewOrderOnline pish up
You are about 4ft0.
Muffy, Johan and Hank are all the same height, though I thought DJ might just edge it?
Originally posted by ShugZV© If they are not there I will update that picture site soon - I found a few crackers from the very first NewOrderOnline pish up
Not those of me, Malky and Liv's mate ? Can we not reach some kind of off-pitch settlement before it comes to this ?
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http://uk.msnusers.com/shugZV/familyampfriends.msnw?action=ShowPhoto&PhotoID=50
Fook me I was a fat bastard in those days !
Originally posted by Detweiler 3.63 > Originally posted by ShugZV© If they are not there I will update that picture site soon - I found a few crackers from the very first NewOrderOnline pish up
Not those of me, Malky and Liv's mate ? Can we not reach some kind of off-pitch settlement before it comes to this ?
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There's a cracker of me, you, Liv and Malky under a sign that reads TEQUILA. I put all me photies onto a CDR the other day and cleaned a few of them up. Hopefully I will find time in the next day or two to completely change that website
I have some cracking photies from the Mozzer / Gretton days and night as well. I need to get those scanned though. People NEED to see The Rocket before his time's up![]()
Are you SURE you want to put those pictures up? ![]()
Unfortunately, i have none of you in the self induced pished up state that you were in on sunday morning.
Did you get that photo of me and certain members of a certain band?