The Onliners (huge) band - who's in ?
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Originally posted by Okay, I'm Jeff again I prefer name number 11...
I agree but only if it's pronounced fuctifeeno and all knowledge of any other pronunciation is deemed as being misconstrued and contrary to the original intention.
Audrey Witherspoon was the nom de plume of Andrew Weatherall when he wrote for the Boy's Own fanzine.
I can play drums. Sing back up, if you drown my voice out. Can go-go dance in a thong, I do it relly well in front of my bathroom mirror before I go out. 
Ooops, to much information. I've always wanted to be part of a band called AGE OF FULLFILLMENT. 
Bearing in mind the wonderful news I heard today, we could ressurrect an old band name me and a few mates use to go by yonks ago:
THE JONATHAN KING ASSASSINATION SQUAD.
Howdy!! 
Seeing as it was my idea.... can i be the singer... i've not got a bad voice...
Please (I need a purpose in life... *sigh*)
Liv
Originally posted by Buster Klumpy > Originally posted by Shug> I'm okay with a pair of maracas
Ok, Bez.
Actually Buster, I was talking about hooters
Only kidding, I'd love to be the Bez character - Got a picture with him outside the Liverpool Olympia this year - but I don't know how to put the fucker on the net - and if it's by the scanner - I'm still fucked cos it is knackered!!
So, who's who ?
Shug is Bez Huntsy's Barney Liv's Gillian Allen Jarvis's Hooky
but who's Stephen ?
Originally posted by Buster Klumpy So, who's who ?Shug is BezHuntsy's BarneyLiv's GillianAllen Jarvis's Hookybut who's Stephen ?
Marty plays drums, but you'd have to worry about the sanity of the band, could you imagine his arguments
Well, yes, why not Martin on drums.
Only trouble is that you have trouble to imagine our good friend as the quiet and mellow Stephen...
Originally posted by Buster Klumpy Well, yes, why not Martin on drums.Only trouble is that you have trouble to imagine our good friend as the quiet and mellow Stephen...
Suppose so, but we'd have to gag him
Originally posted by Buster Klumpy So, who's who ?Shug is BezHuntsy's BarneyLiv's GillianAllen Jarvis's Hookybut who's Stephen ?
My real name is Stephen and I have some drumsticks (chicken one's in the freezer, like) so surely its me?
Originally posted by Keeper Of The Major Key > Originally posted by Buster Klumpy> So, who's who ?> > Shug is Bez> Huntsy's Barney> Liv's Gillian> Allen Jarvis's Hooky> > but who's Stephen ?
My real name is Stephen and I have some drumsticks (chicken one's in the freezer, like) so surely its me?
Stevie boy, I think you and Marty should put together a 500 word essay on "Why I should be in this ere band"....GO
Originally posted by Martin Gray No, make it 50,000 words - that way I'll DEFINITELY win....... NO CONTEST!!!!
No fucking argument there Marty
I think Chris P has enough keyboards to join a band according to his profile picture...!!
As for me, I'll sound geek, but I still can play clarinet and flute :D (flûte traversière, I have no idea how to translate that in english.. whatever).. I stopped 15 years ago, but who knows ;)
Well, my friends, may I please please please please please also do some singing!!! (I have always wanted to...!).
And you know what, if we want to go for a good laugh, let me write some lyrics! That's an idea!! wow, I will start immediately.... (to be continued)
Well, I've had to change this thread title a little... It will be a huge band. Maybe we could just not be on stage all at the same time, depending on which song we would each play...
If my previous terms and conditions are acceptable I'd like as my rider: 10 bottles of Fosters Ice served at 3° centigrade,a 1 litre bottle of Absolut Vodka citron,6 cans of Red Bull, again at 3° centigrade,copious amounts of ice, a large club sandwich on a crusty white bloomer.and the same again aftershow but substituting the sandwich for a portion of chips and a carton of curry, do not pour the curry on the chips as I don't like it when they're soggy. P.S. I promise not to make kissing noises if I ever lick my digits to remove excess curry that may become residual on them. If we don't have any gigs, just put my order in at room service.
Originally posted by Shug > Originally posted by Keeper Of The Major Key> > > > Originally posted by Buster Klumpy> > So, who's who ?> > > > Shug is Bez> > Huntsy's Barney> > Liv's Gillian> > Allen Jarvis's Hooky> > > > but who's Stephen ?>
My real name is Stephen and I have some drumsticks (chicken one's in the freezer, like) so surely its me?
Stevie boy, I think you and Marty should put together a 500 word essay on "Why I should be in this ere band"....GO
Here is my 500 word essay:
Let me in.
the end.
Originally posted by Buster Klumpy Well, I've had to change this thread title a little...It will be a huge band.Maybe we could just not be on stage all at the same time, depending on which song we would each play...
Buster, I would like to come on stage to play guitar on Bizarre Love Triangle. I just learned to play the acoustic Frente version...
Well since its such a huge band,CAN I BE THE MANAGER??
I've got an italian sounding name , so that makes me a very relable person, fit for the managers job.
And i will be the only one reading the small print at the bottom of the contract.
Originally posted by Coen van der Voort > Originally posted by Buster Klumpy> Well, I've had to change this thread title a little...> It will be a huge band.> Maybe we could just not be on stage all at the same time, depending on which song we would each play...
Buster, I would like to come on stage to play guitar on Bizarre Love Triangle. I just learned to play the acoustic Frente version...
Ok Coen.
