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Here's what Liv said in another thread (room 101... hell continued) : "I'm gonna give it all up and become a pop star... who wants to form a band?"
Well, who would like to form a band here ? The Onliners band...
I'm sure would like to be a part of it.
The things I can do : I can play some weak guitar parts, sing with some kind of french tone and come up with catchy tunes...
Don't worry about singing in tune.Just plug yourself into "Antares Autotune" and come out sounding like Cher on bad acid.
Well, I play drums and percussion and occasional keyboards/ samplers with about eight other bands, so perhaps I could come in somewhere, or maybe do a Mark E Smith and start ranting through a loudhailer. I'll be good at that!!!
I like to tweek the knobs on my virtual tb303.But I can't join unless all the songs are called 'Is My Hair Flame Retardent' the lives of several sho-lin kung fu masters are at stake.
yeah, that brings back an idea I had back in the time with Lars Nelleman -- to form the very first VIRTUAL band ever -- never meeting, only sending their parts by the Internet to one another...
I could be the producer!
And Chris Nash (if he's still alive and well) is a bass player and also plays other instruments too I believe.
S.
I just thought I could remix your tracks into an hardhouse-trancey-dancefloor club crap, but.. This has already been discussed anyway :)
I could construct some metallic suits from the popular 'foil-fresh' frisp multi-pack crisps. All I would need to do is turn the completed bags inside out and string them together with a bit of bees wax. For boots I could send out a left and right pringles tube (must know flavours before shipping).
Perhaps some suitable dark shades could be crafted from the tube tops, would beat the obvious trick... which is post consumption - replace the lid then squeeze the tube with all your might... boy that lid flies!
Originally posted by Seb Briggs We'd be in danger of looking like the Pet Shop Boys then though Hunts
... mmmm.... you have a point. It is a risk. Think of the sponsorship though.
I was thinking it might look a bit more like the hit West End show 'Cats'... or maybe 'Run from your own Wife'?
I could do a bit of really slow break-dancing at the side if required. Buster would obviously be the choreographer
Originally posted by Seb Briggs I could do a bit of really slow break-dancing at the side if required. Buster would obviously be the choreographer
ok Seb
Originally posted by Benoît Codrons aka Ben from the land of the Klump My singing shouldn't be worse than Barney's... and I can play 3 or 4 chords with a guitar.
I don't know... is that a trick question?
I can sing Barney's part...only that song Lonesome Tonight, that part near the end....I've got a pretty dry dimsim skin stuck somewhere in my throat after that hearty chinese breakfast.
As a "proper" musician of some years' standing, can I have a go please ? Lead guitar/vocals, or bass. Can drum, but looks like there's already enough skill in percussive matters !
I can do all the synth programming and write lyrics. Can't sing a note, but that never stopped hooky.
Ah but where? more members than Cool and the gang and the Village
People getting the p.r.s. cheques and splitting up the money and sharing out would be like winning the lottery and being in a syndicate with China.
I'd like a discussion about Musical Differences,If we can't all agree A.Witherspoon is a musical genius we have some Issues.
Any thoughts on a name? I was thinking 'Tungsten Carbide' but I'm not sure it's cutting edge enough and there's no Nazi connertations,maybe The Eagles.
Originally posted by Wank Hi-ass© Any thoughts on a name? I was thinking 'Tungsten Carbide' but I'm not sure it's cutting edge enough and there's no Nazi connertations,maybe The Eagles.
