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Im lost for words! :jawdrop:

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"In the hand of one of the assistants she saw the same instrument which they had that morning inserted deep into her body..." :eek3:

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Bloody hell!:eek:

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And to think that I'd always thought it was The Cure who were stuck-up cunts.....

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OMG German tampons. Who would sell women thingies on Ebay??? A sick fook. And they are red!!! I bet the company that produced these went out of business because of the name.

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Condition-New. So where's the link to the used ones?

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I've tried this product and I must say they're delicious!

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Appear to be marshmallows!

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Originally posted by Sir CHUNKS Maybe this is a sneak preview of the new sleeve artwork from Saville and Co. ???:evil4:

Doubt he's even started, though you've just given him an idea.

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Although these would suit Robert Smith and Neil Tennant :evil4::evil4::evil4::evil4::evil4::evil4: at least they would have a use for them.

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Originally posted by James Thomas It gets betterjoydivision.de/deutsch/produkte/hygiene.htmlStrangely these don't appear to come with ropes :evil4:

If I'm understanding correctly, the product advertised below the tampons is for keeping your dildo clean...

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That's what the German says!

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Originally posted by Digital Mike Binoche bet David Sultan will be the High Bidder

You can see the Victor Kiam approach

"I was so impressed I bought the whole firm!"

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Have you seen the "Love Swing" on their site? It'll tear her apart!

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Chuff me! I wonder if JD central have seen this!

"Willkommen bei JOYDIVISION

Erotikartikel der Spitzenklasse

JOYDIVISION live auf der 8. Venus in Berlin vom 21. bis 24. Oktober 2004!"

The resurrection tour

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Originally posted by oldmonkey And to think that I'd always thought it was The Cure who were stuck-up cunts.....

FFS! I'm only outta bed, sit down to have a ciggie and read that!

Took me 5 minutes to FIND the ciggie before it set fire to everything, after it shot out of me gob upon reading this. Took a lot longer to get my breathing under control.

Health warning woulda been a good plan. Hilarious.

BTW, ig you think this is in bad taste, look for ebanned.com ( can't remember right address, and I'm not about to look it up...you will understand when you find it). Sick sick sick puppies is all I'm saying.

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