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Originally posted by phil what does everyone want for xmas?
72 cans of Carling, 200 Embassy No1 Cigarettes, 3or4 Tubes of Pringles, 1 Large Bag of Dry Rosted Peanuts, A sexy bird - preferebaly into New Order and Supports Celtic - about 5ft 7" with a good sense of humour. Cheers for asking Phil...contact me by e-mail Much obliged;)
And that sexy bird should be loaded and have her own place and car!! With a sexy looking pal who's into threesomes. And they have to enjoy Porn and Alcohol. But they have to be shite at sports - that'll make me look even better than I already am!! And shite at cards - Strip Poker will be excellent fun.
Jeez...
you guys already covered it...New Order close to home...as for the bird, I would like one with red hair as well as all the ammenities afforementioned....lots of beers and Winston Ultra Lights...oh, and like everyone else mentioned, peace for all the good little boys and girls...
oh...and a Game Cube for me...and Rogue Squadron...hey, Huntsy needs one of these sets as well
chocolates, beer, crisps, lots of football on TV, no work for a couple of weeks, the missus not moaning at me, Liverpool having a sudden and severe loss of form. England not embarassing themselves in the Cricket.
Originally posted by Seb Briggs England not embarassing themselves in the Cricket.
Oh well you can forget that dream :)
Originally posted by Shug > Originally posted by phil> what does everyone want for xmas?
72 cans of Carling, 200 Embassy No1 Cigarettes, 3or4 Tubes of Pringles, 1 Large Bag of Dry Rosted Peanuts, A sexy bird - preferebaly into New Order and Supports Celtic - about 5ft 7" with a good sense of humour. Cheers for asking Phil...contact me by e-mail Much obliged;)
Sounds like my ex ! 5ft 8" any good to you ? Lives in Giffnock again now. 30 years old now. Blonde, 34D as well.
An unbeaten run for City between now and May, the minus sign removing on my bank account, no skranking kids next door waking me up really early on Christmas Day, the missus to not be pregnant after all, the boss to not keep reading what I'm typing or when I'm playing Global Combat in the window reflection of my screen, my recent weight loss to continue through Christmas.
Fuck all chance of any of them ! :)
Originally posted by Mitch > Originally posted by Seb Briggs> England not embarassing themselves in the Cricket.
Oh well you can forget that dream :)
tell me about it. useless losers.
Originally posted by Seb Briggs > Originally posted by Mitch > > > > Originally posted by Seb Briggs> > England not embarassing themselves in the Cricket.>
Oh well you can forget that dream :)
tell me about it. useless losers.
It's a 'learning' tour, remember!
Originally posted by Allen Jarvis > Originally posted by Seb Briggs> > > > Originally posted by Mitch > > > > > > > Originally posted by Seb Briggs> > > England not embarassing themselves in the Cricket.> > >
Oh well you can forget that dream :)
tell me about it. useless losers.
It's a 'learning' tour, remember!
But surely they already knew how to capitulate and make complete and utter twats of themselves ?
Its the experienced blokes that are letting us down though, Thorpey in the 1st innings, Ramps, Butch, White. Makes me feel even more of a twat for getting up at 5 in the mornings to watch it!
Originally posted by Seb Briggs Its the experienced blokes that are letting us down though, Thorpey in the 1st innings, Ramps, Butch, White. Makes me feel even more of a twat for getting up at 5 in the mornings to watch it!
Only Thorpe would get in any other country's team out of that little lot ! I despair of them, I really do. A few good wins on green tracks 18 months ago and they think they've solved it. We need uncovered wickets at home to improve technique over a period of time, so that we can acclimatise to playing a ball that deviates off course through spin or seam movement. Only then will we be able to compete on the batting front.
In fairness though, We're without Gough, Giles, Caddick and Atherton and Croft who were all excellent last winter. Our 3 frotline bowlers before this match had 3 tests between them - I suppose we were never going to compete really. If Caddick and Croft hadnt been so spineless it'd have helped
All this talk of cricket, well and good but im holding out till next summer and the obscene opening hours of UK pubs for the World Cup. Something like 6am on matchdays i heard(owch!!!)
And Englands first game against the Argie's is at lunchtime i believe, so who guess who wont be returning from the pub that lunch, and i suspect many subsequent ones... :)
Yeah can't wait til the world cup, be suprised if England get more than 4 games unfortunately
I thought we put in a good performance last night,they looked very ordinary,still agree it wasn't pretty but I'd say we shaded it, having created slightly better chances.
As for the World Cup,we could end up loosing all those games,but I'm equally thinking we could just as easily bat(freudian or what) Sweden and Nigeria and get a draw out of Argentina.
Cricket, I can just about watch, as for talking about it or listening for that matter... 
Originally posted by Papa Lazarou > Originally posted by Shug> > > > Originally posted by phil> > what does everyone want for xmas?>
72 cans of Carling, 200 Embassy No1 Cigarettes, 3or4 Tubes of Pringles, 1 Large Bag of Dry Rosted Peanuts, A sexy bird - preferebaly into New Order and Supports Celtic - about 5ft 7" with a good sense of humour. Cheers for asking Phil...contact me by e-mail Much obliged;)
Sounds like my ex ! 5ft 8" any good to you ? Lives in Giffnock again now. 30 years old now. Blonde, 34D as well.
Cheers for the offer Tim me lad, but does she come with a friend
No pun intended!
FUCK CHRISTMAS - AND EVERY BLEEDIN' COCKSUCKING FUCKER WHO SUPPORTS THIS TEDIOUS UNBEARABLE OVERHYPED CORPORATE TOSSING WANKFEST IN THE NAME OF THE HOLY LORD JUDAS PRIEST....IT LOST ITS FUCKING MEANING YEARS AGO ANYWAY! THIS IS WHAT CHRISTMAS MEANS TO ME: SHIT TV DAVID JASON SHIT RECORDS CRAP NUMBER ONE TOSS FEST A (LIKE WHO CARES ANYMORE) PISSHEADS VOMIT VOMIT VOMIT ARGUMENTS INDIGESTION HEADACHES DIVORCE RATES SOARING SUICIDE RATES SOARING SAMARITANS BEING STRETCHED TO OVERLOAD RAIL STRIKES POSTAL COCK UPS VOMIT VOMIT VOMIT FAMILY FUEDS SOCKS MISTLETOE AND WINE BY CLIFF RICHARD FUCKING BAND AID ALL THOSE OTHER XMAS GRATES (SIC) NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING ANGUS DEAYTON CLIVE JAMES JONATHAN WOSS THE SUN THE MIRROR THE NATIONAL LOTTERY BOLLOCKS BOLLOCKS BOLLOCKS VOMIT VOMIT VOMIT PHOTOCPIED ARSES APLENTY OFFICE PARTIES EXTREME EMBARRASSMENT NAKED COUPLES SHOUTING IN THE STREETS AFTER MIDNIGHT NAKED COUPLES SHAGGING IN THE STREETS IN DAYLIGHT JOYRIDERS DRINK DRIVING TRAINS DELAYED APOLOGIES APOLOGIES APOLOGIES APOLOGIES FUCK ME - XMAS IS ONE BIG APOLOGY
OH, AND BY THE WAY, SCROOGE - WHAT A FUCKING LIGHTWEIGHT!
BAH!! BUM FLUFF!! 
Whilst we still crawl across this planet.
There will never ever be peace on earth.
Take a look all around you. See for yourself.
Know what I mean? 
(I'm deadly serious for a moment here, mate)
