The Scruffiest Bastard in the World?

What can I say MuffBeast?... words fail me yet again at your ample generosity. Another package... another, 'great' package. The door opened and a delightful brown envelope crammed to the rafters of beauty was wedged betwixt my leg irons. I examined it and noted it was from the Scottish Beast. The 'Technial Press Release' and extremely curious yet powerful Blue MoonBeastDay'esque CD holder are the stuff of legends. 2 Live shows for the price of only 1 'with' a Muffton handmade cover just made Thursday 'MuffBeast Day' in these parts. If there is a heaven kind sir... you are already in (despite your ill-treatment of bitches and certain wild animals). Indeed these are tasty morsels ScruffBoxer and, as you so rightly pointed out, shall 'bolster my inadequate looking collection'.

The loft never had is so good.

I owe so much to so few, and that man's name is Scruffy 'The MoonBeast' Boxer. A gentleman and a ferret.

Once again... great 2nd package.

Youre saying You like Muffy's package then?

... did not receive anything... yet...

Shall have to wait for the Santa () then!

... once again... great package.

Well Hunts, we could'nt have you feeling left out when all your followers were gorging themselves on the delights of a Muffy bag! You are obviously a serious collector of the Order's treasure so I thought 'Why not send that simple potato farmer your extra cd car carry case for PCL to help protect his discoids from the perils of dirty spuds and crumbs'. So I did! Every little counts.
Oh yeah, the bitches and various small animals are only ever mistreated with their full consent, and all in the interests of science!

Originally posted by Seb Briggs Youre saying You like Muffy's package then?

Never has a complaint ever been lodged against the Mufftarts package, no sir, not once!

Your a good man Muff and your titbits will receive a small round of applause from the rest of the loft space gang tonight. The precious items will need a thorough wrapping of cotton wool and immense amounts of fluff for optimum protection value. The PCL protector is violently beautiful and rivals even the Huntsman's mid-level collectables. I'm a harsh taskmaster, only DNA from Barney or any of Gillian's whiskers would sit comfortably alongside level 9... of which a special key has to be obtained just to see, and that's from a distance of 11 nots.

It goes without saying M Box... that your dalliance with other worldly beasts for sex is a mutual decision... and I envy them. Any creature should be proud to receive a dollop from the MuffBeasts 'real package' and a severe licking surely is too much for a three legged bird to take?

(and yes, even though I am blessed with package no.1... I was just a tiny bit jealous knowing further dispatches had set sail. I am a greedy, greedy potato farmer).

This is getting a bit steamy.

I think Huntsys getting a bit fruity

Originally posted by Patrick This is getting a bit steamy.

Yes, it is. I'm not sure of the implications... I may have mentioned myself in amongst doing Muffy and several animals there which I don't think was my intention. Maybe I would have edited certain elements but you would tell me off like a scalded cat.

I think I'll go and take a cold shower.

And bugger me if there are not still more tasty treats in the Muffy cupboard. No sooner is one batch of snacks prapared and despatched to the faithful than another tasty morsel is unearthed to be chewed over once more. Only today have I unearthed the 'Married To The Mob Mix' of that delightful little ode to 'Bacon Lettuce & Tomato Sanwiches'. That's one for the snails to distribute methinks!

This whole topic has decended into the realms of a steamy porn movie. Oh well, it's brightened up an otherwise wet, cold and hangover recovering thursday in the arse end of nowhere.

You can't take a shower, Huntsy; you have to compile the results!

Originally posted by Huntsman

It goes without saying M Box... that your dalliance with other worldly beasts for sex is a mutual decision... and I envy them. Any creature should be proud to receive a dollop from the MuffBeasts 'real package' and a severe licking surely is too much for a three legged bird to take?

Huntstart, are you making a pass at me?? It just so happens there is an opening for some research into the art of 'roly poly' this very weekend, should I put you down as the first victim, I mean volunteer?? :kiss:

gag... retch.... bleuuurrgghhhhh....

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Keeper, we should respect Huntsys choice. It is the 21st century you know.