Krafty (Live)

So the lyrics have been transcribed already but where will Bernard Whoop? I can already hear a few spots sure to be filled by the annoying, spastic Sumner tourets syndrome. Here we go!

"This is our new single, um Phil has a big penis!"

Some people get up at the break of day Gotta go to work before it gets too late Sitting in a car and driving down the road It ain't the way it has to be

But that's what you do to earn your daily wage That's the kind of world that WE LIVE in today Isn't where you wanna be And isn't what you wanna be

*chorus* WHOOP! Give me one more day (one more day) Give me another night (just another night) I need a second chance (second chance) This time I'll get it right (This time I'll get it right) ---WHOOP!

I'll say one last time (one last time) WHOOP! I've got to let you know (I've got to let you know) I've got to change MY mind (I've got to change MY mind) I'll never let you go (I'll never let you go)

You've got to look at life the way it oughta be Looking at the stars from underneath the tree There's a world inside and a world out there With that ON TV you just don't care

THEY'VE GOT VIOLENCE, WARS AND KILLING TOO ALL SHRUNK DOWN A TWO-FOOT TUBE But out there the world is a beautiful place With mountains, lakes and the human race This is where I wanna be And this is what I wanna do

Give me one more day (one more day) _WHOOP! Give me another night (just another night) I need a second chance (second chance) This time I'll get it right (This time I'll get it right)

I'll say one last time (one last time) WHOOP! I've got to let you know (I've got to let you know) I've got to change me mind (I've got to change me mind) I'll never let you go (I'll never let you go)

Just give me one more chance (one more chance) Give me another night (just another night) With just one more day (one more day) You know I'll get it right (You know I'll get it right)

I'll say one last time (one last time) I've got to let you know (I've got to let you know) If I could change your mind (If I could change your mind) I'll never let you go (I'll never let you go) ---WHISTLES/DANCES

all in all, only a handful of spots for Bernard to mangle this live. should be fun.

if we figure it out and add the whoops for him, maybe he can concetrate on remebering the lyrics or glaring at Gill.....or Phil.

As he has been pictured wearing glasses will he need them to read the lyrics off the monitor?

At the upcoming gigs, the lyrics will be projected in huge print on the back walls of the venues they'll be playing. So no glasses required on stage (which would only be dropping from his nose after two silly dance steps).