Originally posted by Grahame Ferguson > Originally posted by ShugZV© Chris Evans (cocksucker) introduced Hooky and Barney to the stage...."two men who helped change Dance music forever, and have been doing so for the last 20 years, Bernard Sumner and peter Hook"Barney and Hooky stroll on and tell Evans he forgot to mention they were "living legends" Barney introduces the nominees and hands to Hooky who says something like "Hello to my wife, kids and Salford" looking into the crowd at the front of the stage "It's just as well I don't drink anymore, otherwise I'd have eaten half of you lot"
At the risk of sounding like a massive namedropper I've had a night out in the company of Chris Evans, Five Bellies and Gary Lineker's brother back in 1998. They came into the boozer I worked in one Monday night and joined me and my two mates as we were the only other folk in the place.
We proceeded to get royally pissed and take them on a tour of Glasgow's Monday night highlights ending up in The Garage Nightclub where to top it off I got battered by two blokes in the toilet for reasons I was too drunk to work out. A surreal night out to say the least!
Always thought Evans was a twat up til then but a more genuinely down to earth bloke you'll never meet. Five Bellies was also a gent. Gary Lineker's brother however was a cunt.
Fair play G-Man, but Evans still hasnae been forgiven for appearing on TFI with the Rangers tracksuit;)
I doubt they were there because they thought they would bag the Brits 25 best song award for LWTUA though, because I reckon there was always going to be only one winner there 
