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Hello Minx, I know you're watching me here. I love you, you beautiful little Minx. Wanna come out to play tonight? I'll play you your favourite New Order track, I promise! :smoking:

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Originally posted by Muffy Hello Minx, I know you're watching me here. I love you, you beautiful little Minx. Wanna come out to play tonight? I'll play you your favourite New Order track, I promise! :smoking:

sheep can't talk Muff

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Snake, do I look like the kind of man who has to resort to farmyard animlals for company?? Hmm, on reflection yeah, probably! However, on this occassion I can assure you that my little Minx is as lovely as girls come. Not to mention witty, inteligent, caring, articulate, sexy, and so on. Into the bargain i've managed to convert her to the Order while all her 'with it' pals discuss with great enthusiasm the new Westlife album and go to Steps concerts, oops, sorry, that was you Minx, was'nt it? OK, so she likes Steps, but she now likes the Order too! :smoking:

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Fucking hell seb...that was frigging hilarious...

but actually they do...the ones here in Texas say...

o-o-o-o-o-h n-o-o-o-o-o...i.i.i.i.it's Je.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.ff

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Seb-

Jeff is right. However, most of the REALLY nervous sheep reside in College Station.

That, and the poor cows are always being "tipped". (Especially when it's a slow night at the Dixe Chicken)

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Is it legal to have relations with Steps fans??

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I've been intimate with a fox?... what does that make me, a rat?

:hat:

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Michael...

how did you know about my exploits????

:nonono:

Now I feel much shame...

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Originally posted by Huntsman I've been intimate with a fox?... what does that make me, a rat?:hat:

It depends I think on whether or not the fox was a vixen. If it was you were a very lucky Huntsman, yes sir, a very lucky Huntsman indeed! :smoking:

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:laugh :laugh bloody hilarious, muffy what are u like...

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damn why won`t the smilies work...

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you forgot the second : , it has to be : laugh : but without the spaces. :laugh:

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god, im so fucking stoopid :laugh: thanx keeper i may have mastered it now, just about.. oh and muffy whats minx`s favourite new order song then?

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Originally posted by velocity girl god, im so fucking stoopid :laugh:thanx keeper i may have mastered it now, just about..oh and muffy whats minx`s favourite new order song then?

The Minxs' top 3:

  1. Temptation 87
  2. Ceremony
  3. EGG

Her top 3 is based on the compilation I made up for her. I think it's typical of her to like the earlier more rocky stuff rather than the modern dancey stuff as she is quite 'adult' in her musical tastes, with the exception of Steps that is, which she claims is 'just for fun'. She was at the recent Glasgow shows and was blowing kisses at Hooky. No wonder the old bugger would'nt come back out on the Monday, he probably knew she would wear him out! :smoking:

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VG...not stupid...just a little uninformed there...I keep hearing about editing past posts...and I have no idea how to do it...but it might be fun to know

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Muffy...you dirty dirty man...what I wouldn't give to be you...but only for a day or two...

:wink:

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Originally posted by Beavis Muffy...you dirty dirty man...what I wouldn't give to be you...but only for a day or two...:wink:

Sorry Jeff, I edited it, I had to. She was gonna wring my neck for saying that! :smoking:

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Originally posted by Beavis Muffy...you dirty dirty man...what I wouldn't give to be you...but only for a day or two...:wink:

You practically are me, your chick is only 22, mine is 21, 22 on Hogmanay(New Year). :smoking:

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Oh...such filthy little perverts we are...

whatever works...

Right mate?

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Hmmm, i thought she was very under age!! Which is sounding very promising!

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Originally posted by Mario Herlaar Hmmm, i thought she was very under age!! Which is sounding very promising!

Not under age Mario, just younger than me. Anyway, would'nt a girl have to be about twelve in your country to be regarded 'under age'? :smoking:

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So it appears it's just me, you and Mario on here right now...where the hell is everybody...Patrick and Huntsy...where the fook are you two???

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Originally posted by Beavis Oh...such filthy little perverts we are...whatever works...Right mate?

What's a guy to do when a beautiful young woman taps him on the shoulder and says, 'give me the benefit of your experience, make me an ultra-vixen'! It's a hard life Jeff, as you know, but somebody's got to do it! :smoking:

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Nearly correct. I think they have to be at least 14!!jummy

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Originally posted by Beavis So it appears it's just me, you and Mario on here right now...where the hell is everybody...Patrick and Huntsy...where the fook are you two???

I'm right here, Jeff.

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