Oh yes!!!!

Oh no!!!

Originally posted by Beavis did any of you see that Winona Ryder was busted for shoplifting??? I was never caught...but at least I now have something in common with a freaking big time star...

...Shoplifters of the world, unite and take over...

Apparently she tried to rob three grands worth of clothes.... clearly a nutter, or the medical term... a cry for help... Oh pur-lease!

Liv

thats made my day, malicious bitch that i am. either shes a basketcase or her shoplifting skills rival only her acting (and i use the term very loosely) abilities, in sheer and utter crapness.

Judge not, for we are all mortal!

They should lock her in a room with only a VCR and a pile of all her crap films, and make her watch them until she realises what we all know, that she is the Slow Jam of acting.

muffy, your benevolence doesnt have anything to do with miss ryders famed beauty, by any chance?

Personally, I love Winona Ryder.

And she has made a fair share of good films :

Age Of Innocence, Beetlejuice, Edward Scissorhands, Girl Interrupted, Dracula...

I even have a soft spot for 'Reality bites' although it's just an OK film.

But it's a film where you can hear about the pleasures of "coffee, cigarete and conversation".

I mean, an American film with such a statement can't be that bad...

And I know she's done a lot of shitty films too but who hasn't ?

Originally posted by Buster Klumpy And I know she's done a lot of shitty films too but who hasn't ?

Me. But I'm not an actor.

its not that shes been in bad films per se more that she is a really wooden actress imo; the natalie wood of our times. with the most inexpressive(is that the correct word?) and annoying voice this side of tori spelling.

Oh no, you should not have mentioned tori spelling, now i am really getting sick:\puke: She must be ,without any competition, the worst Hollywood has ever come up with.My God what a talentless bitch she is, she'd even ruine a simple Colgate ad!

And for the record: shoplifting rules. Did you know there was a dutch priest, or wathever, he had something to do with Cath. church, who told the poor people in his community that if they didn't have the money for it, they should steal their bread!! Great ,isn't it!!

I liked patrick's little Smiths reference, perhaps they should blast that into her room.....

I saw something off the tv about it, nothing much more than she had gotten caught. Shit, just about every day during the holidays, someone tries to make off with something at the grocery store I work at. One lady got caught with shrimp flavored chip dip, another got busted for a jar of mayo, and another for a freaking nail filer! Not sure if they got the book thrown at them, but from what I hear our boss got caught taking funds once from another store, so he's a little more inclined to throw the book at shoplifters to show the head honchos he's a good little manager (Silly fuckoff that he is, I agree with his hardline policy on that). I just don't see the point in pinching something off the shelf, especially in this day and age where high tech stuff can get ya better than someone witnessing you sticking a steak in your purse. What's it worth? Oh well, funny story nonetheless

She was also nailed for having perscription drugs on her person that didn't have her name on the bottle.

'These are for.....my grandmother, yes, grandmother'

Well, to be fair Angelina Jolie kinda stole Girl Interuppted from her (never seen the flick, don't want to, just saying Jolie got the Oscar and Winona didn't) so maybe her checks aren't any good.

There's nothing funnier than someone trying to get out of a problem like that. Reminescent of the whole "I smoked but I did not inhale" BS (and i don't mean Barney Sumner)

Those days are gone with the wind, just like old farts....sorry, I fucked up there. Didn't mean to type it

Nate Newton - good God! What a freaking moron. Dude must have been breaking Tony Montana's cardinal rule to never "get high on your own supply".

Instead of mourning the soon to be passing of both Bullet Bob Hayes and Harvey Martin, we have to hear about this ridiculous fat f*$k.

You can only give a guy so many chances.

Winona is HOT !!!

Hmmm, not anymore. Back when she had the whole Beetlejuice look going, right at the beginning of the 90s, that's when I liked her best. Christina Ricci does it for me (and when she hosted SNL she had a picture of Bowie on her shirt. A girl I could love....)

Originally posted by Taboo # 7 'These are for.....my grandmother, yes, grandmother'Well, to be fair Angelina Jolie kinda stole Girl Interuppted from her (never seen the flick, don't want to, just saying Jolie got the Oscar and Winona didn't) so maybe her checks aren't any good.

Angelina Jolie. Now there's a different kettle of fish. I could certainly find a use for her !

Amen brother! One of my favorite RS covers from years ago had her blonde haired in a black top....this thread is taking a turn for the worse

Perhaps somebody should take Winona to one side and have a little word in her ear: suggest she teams up with Richard Madeley and Stuart Hall (two famed British television presenters) and - as part of a dynamic threesome - steam through all the most exclusive shopping malls up and down the land, pilfering to their hearts' content! That would be headline news for at least a month then! Ha ha ha! WAY TO GO, DOLL!!!!

And how many times have I myself shoplifted???

Blow me - I've lost count!

Originally posted by Michael McDermott Nate Newton - good God! What a freaking moron. Dude must have been breaking Tony Montana's cardinal rule to never "get high on your own supply".Instead of mourning the soon to be passing of both Bullet Bob Hayes and Harvey Martin, we have to hear about this ridiculous fat f*$k. You can only give a guy so many chances.

Damn right about the amount of press between Newton and Hayes/Martin. Caught just a little blurb on ESPN this morning about the ill health of the two, which was the first I'd heard about it. Of course, everyone and their dog is making Nate Newton jokes. Very sad indeed.