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The Krafty Video Sucks, i mean its the worst video i have ever seen, im sorry but a flock of seagulls did better then that...... im very dissapointed....:nonono:

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Spike, Spike, Spike.

Half the neworder videos are fucking awful, I realised this last night whilst watching the VH2 stuff.

It's probably the first time I've been sober whilst watching them all:lol:

Me missus said the same, and I don't care for the eedjits who say the videos are arty, they are shite.

There ya go, fer once I agree with ye ma wee packet o jellie babies:thumb:

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I suppose I should give examples :

196395 / Fine Time / Round & Round / Krafty / Spooky / World / Shellshock / HTS.

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Long time no see me old mucker. Hows it going?

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BLT is great, looks rather dated now though! Agree most of the others are naff.

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why dont they be more creative JEEZ!:sleep:

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Who needs creativity when you've got that fantastically dinky brunette in the video?

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ShugZV© wrote: I suppose I should give examples :

196395 / Fine Time / Round & Round / Krafty / Spooky / World / Shellshock / HTS.

WORLD?

Hey come on... it's one of New Order's finest video... the camera work itself is a piece of art...

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"Krafty" is okay. Not terrible. In fact, some of the shots are lovely, and it gets points for simplicity.

But it's a little irksome that (like "Crystal" before it) it fetishizes youth so much. Especially when it would seem that the majority of their fanbase is over 25.

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ShugZV© wrote: I suppose I should give examples :

196395 / Fine Time / Round & Round / Krafty / Spooky / World / Shellshock / HTS.

I have to disagree: World and HTS - and I would add The Perfect Kiss and Regret- are my favourite NO videos ever.

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ShugZV© wrote: I suppose I should give examples :

196395 / Fine Time / Round & Round / Krafty / Spooky / World / Shellshock / HTS.

Round & Round? Are you sure you like women? :skeptic:

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Regret is a ok video, but it's just a normal video... you see tons of these yearly...

Nevertheless, it does feature the band, and it's probably the way New Order videos SHOULD be.

But I feel New Order always let some creative minds to work on their videos..

They should let Anton Corjbin do another one, especially now that he's filming the Joy Division movie.

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"Round and round" is a fantastic video, by the by.

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Round&Round is ther anti-video.

Krafty is almost soft porn. I like it. I want to see the unedited version.

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Jim Ferguson wrote: "Round and round" is a fantastic video, by the by.

The fun with Round & Rould is to play it in slow motion to see the scenes embedded...

Sure the girls are nice, but it's completly the point, is it?

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"Round & round" is such an art video - static shots, edits that aren't in time with the music, the little subliminal hiccups. It's terrific. Very much a product of its time, sure, but still effective today.

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Spotnick wrote:

ShugZV© wrote: I suppose I should give examples :

196395 / Fine Time / Round & Round / Krafty / Spooky / World / Shellshock / HTS.

WORLD?

Hey come on... it's one of New Order's finest video... the camera work itself is a piece of art...

Granted, the camera work is very clever, but it's still a shite video. I coulda done Krafty for a tenner. Using me Live Bootleg vids I could have edited a better version of Shellshock. Fine Time? That should surely have featured proper drug taking and dancing and maybe even a few wino's dancing about.... I could have done that an all:D

As fer R&R Robbie, surely they could have been a bit mor risque with a hint of a tit or two :uhoh: :D

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Any video by New Order is Beautiful:blackeye:

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Any video from New Order is a piece of art.

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i agree with spike. No NO in vid, then how do we know who made the song :shades: :rofl: . Plus who wants to see 2 people making out in the song? whats the point of that. Plus the camera work makes me weezie and ill. :spit:

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Spike wrote: The Krafty Video Sucks, i mean its the worst video i have ever seen, im sorry but a flock of seagulls did better then that...... im very dissapointed....:nonono:

oh spike oh spike, just trying to get posts with your silly notion threads :clap:

anyway, round and round is a great video, beacause the first girl on screen, is the hottest piece of ass i wanna tap all night to that song. blue monday is a great video with or without the band (with them made it better) it displayed nice imagery of stillness, rule of thirds, leading lines, shapes, and curves.. very artsy... im glad new order went for these directions to videos, would you rather have it R. Kelly style and watch barney come out of a pub drunk and battered, and see his girlfriend die in a motor cycle accident while they drove home, only for him to have sex with some other women who reminds him of her late wife.... and then to see hook succumb to his addiction to rogaine... oh

CHEERS NEW ORDER FOR THE VIDEOS THAT THEY DID :)

krafty is soft core porn, let me at it! actually it started off awesome, with the camera work... but the make out on the bed scene was too long and shoudlve cut more to other shots..:music:

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I still want to see Hooky pull a Kid Rock with his penis-bass, two gorgeous girls up in his mojo in the mile-high booth for Jetstream. Except there isn't much Hooky in Jetstream.

Barney (with Bono shades and Elton John flair) should serve cheap cocktails to the sexiest members of the band (Phil and Steve) which isn't saying much while mouthing the lyrics in his typical detached avant garde wannabe sway.

Ana can lick Barney's gut.

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Jim Ferguson wrote: "Round & round" is such an art video - static shots, edits that aren't in time with the music, the little subliminal hiccups. It's terrific. Very much a product of its time, sure, but still effective today.

I couldn't have said better. Round&Round is one of the best videos have ever seen, period. It's audacious, it has originality, it's beautiful to look at, it has an artistic feel to it, and you have to watch it many times in order to decipher all the objects that appear in color. FANTASTIC VIDEO!!! :thumb: :clap: :clap: :clap:

World is also one of the finest videos I've seen. It's up there among the best.

Regret was a good video, nothing great, but not subpar neither. Spooky was original. It was well filmed. True Faith is a classic video, among the best from the 80s. Bizarre Love Triangle is still fine to look at today. The Perfect Kiss is not a real video per se, si it's hard to compare. Fine Time, just like Round & Round, was well filmed and fits VERY WELL with the song.

I don't really like all the other videos, though, minus maybe the humoristic 60 MPH, but only because of its humor.

Not all that bad, after all.

:spit:

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Any chance of them releasing a video comp on DVD? I mean, they never seem to balk at soaking the fans for shoddily repackaged material, and to be honest I haven't seen more than a handful of their videos over here anyways.

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Peter Brown wrote: I still want to see Hooky pull a Kid Rock with his penis-bass, two gorgeous girls up in his mojo in the mile-high booth for Jetstream. Except there isn't much Hooky in Jetstream.

Barney (with Bono shades and Elton John flair) should serve cheap cocktails to the sexiest members of the band (Phil and Steve) which isn't saying much while mouthing the lyrics in his typical detached avant garde wannabe sway.

Ana can lick Barney's gut.

Wrong band!

New Order don't produce promos that showcase the band looking gorgeous and miming to the music. For that - look elsewhere. I only saw Run once and I could remember it in every detail - it had a lasting impression on me. It's a piece of art that complements the music by adding a different dimension. Once you've seen the video, you get a different interpretation of the song. The same could be said for a lot of them.

The classic joke about New Order is the student at the disco miming “seeing a ship in the harbour to Blue Monday – New Order promos don’t do that.

For images of the band playing live, look at the live videos. Since their early days they have released live footage which should satisfy the need to see the live performance, why would the promos replicate that?

Shug’s raises a good question when he mentions that he’s never seen any of the promos sober. The band is (generally) well on record in their appreciation of altered states; why would they make art for sober people? If you don’t like what you see – perhaps another beer is the answer.

What do you want from your promos? It’s not really right to criticise what you see without suggesting an alternative.

Or don't you know?

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I can think of few bands that have made better videos then New Order. Thank God they don't just mime to the music while some hack director throws in some flashy effects and some tits and ass. On every video they've done something creative and original and interesting except maybe Regret and Shellshock.

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There are lots of bands who have made better videos than New Order

However, most of us enjoy N.O. vids.

I thought 60MPH was hilarious - the fat American guy from Red Dwarf... TBTHOG - ridiculous heavy metal piss-take.

Fine Time - silly pills reference after the 'Technique' stuff in the music papers, etc... the band are allowing directors to have free rein (and free fun) with their material - it's entertainment, not art.

As for the 'Crystal' video - genius - fool a generation into thinking that New Order were a bunch of Japanese teens.. absolute classic wind-up... or am I the only one who 'got' the joke? (joke)

Come on guys, New Order vids are MAINLY comedy! Appreciate them for what they are!

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RøbertãoTøldYøuSø wrote:

ShugZV© wrote: I suppose I should give examples :

196395 / Fine Time / Round & Round / Krafty / Spooky / World / Shellshock / HTS.

I have to disagree: World and HTS - and I would add The Perfect Kiss and Regret- are my favourite NO videos ever.

Glad to see someone appreciates the HTS video.

Also, I thought that the live video of World was rather good.

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