I just don't get it — Forum Archive

16 Dec 2001, 13:03

....does anybody else?

16 Dec 2001, 13:12

You wouldn't would you? It's algebra you stupid git - A=3 B=4 c=89 which means Oasis are still shite;)

16 Dec 2001, 13:13

You wouldn't would you? It's algebra you stupid git - A=3 B=4 c=89 which means Oasis are still shite;)

16 Dec 2001, 13:14

computer problems - sorry guys :lol:

16 Dec 2001, 13:17

I don't get it either

:confused:

What are you talking about, Marty?

16 Dec 2001, 13:21

A is the number of good tunes you have B is the number of guys in the band - (the singer is a monkey) C is the number of shite tunes you've done

(ax3+b) - c

16 Dec 2001, 13:23

I've never been accused of having a clue...

or so I've been told...

16 Dec 2001, 13:26

Brain not function, I fear my mind is going Dave.....

:tired:

16 Dec 2001, 15:29

It's got to be corn flakes this time round.......

16 Dec 2001, 15:33

am i the only person who thinks the whole world has gone mad?

16 Dec 2001, 15:36

We just have to accept that when Shug hits one thousand posts, the world as we know it will have ended. Once you've got that down, it's smooth sailing.

16 Dec 2001, 19:06

Originally posted by Iain Curtis We just have to accept that when Shug hits one thousand posts, the world as we know it will have ended. Once you've got that down, it's smooth sailing.

:lol: :clap: :lol: Very good smart arse!! :nonono:

16 Dec 2001, 19:19

I needed to do something with all that brain power I've been wasting on that crap they call knowledge. I'm free and dangerous now. Though I'm having a time with that thieves like us anagram. Don't tell me, I'll get it!

16 Dec 2001, 19:22

dunno what it is myself mate! let's hope Marty doesn't keep his promise to fuck off.

16 Dec 2001, 19:33

I've got EVIL SHIT SUKEE. Is that close?

16 Dec 2001, 19:41

Originally posted by Iain Curtis I've got EVIL SHIT SUKEE. Is that close?

I've got U SEEK VILE SHIT

16 Dec 2001, 19:50

How about TILE HIS KEUVES? Keuves being an old Southern expression for a man's bathroom?;)

16 Dec 2001, 19:57

:nonono: :lol: It's gotta be U SEEK EVIL SHIT We'll just have to wait for Marty...which hopefully doesn't take too long :nod:

16 Dec 2001, 20:03

Not so fast, Shug. We have EVE SUE HIS KILT (for all my Scottish homies) and

U KISS EVIL THEE

Honestly, Shug, I don't think you're trying that hard!

16 Dec 2001, 20:06

Ok Ok, gies a wee minute pal!!

16 Dec 2001, 20:10

THEY R SHIT LIVE - And I know it doesn't quite fit, but as Barney would say "It's a good quote though innit"

16 Dec 2001, 20:24

Solved- I VESSEL THIUCK. Thiuck is the icelandic word for shit and sewage. In the 1600s there were people whose jobs it was to get rid of all the human waste and excrement and dispose of it away from the village where people could get sick from it. This was such a horrible job that the bearers of this responsibility were very highly regarded and admired in their communities (though no one stood too close). Using the word vessel as a verb conveyed that it was the person's job to not only move the excrement but also to put into safe containers so that the waste would not contaminate the village's water supply.

By coincidence, Hooky and Barney can trace part of their lineages to Iceland where both of their families were involved for many generations in this honored and esteemed occupation.

So it's an anagram that shows respect to the proud genetic history of the band NewOrder! Those rascals!!

16 Dec 2001, 20:34

:clap: :clap: :lol: :lol: :clap: :clap: I fucking knew it was that all along - just wondering how long it would take you to get it;) honest guv :nod:

16 Dec 2001, 20:41

Originally posted by Shug I fucking knew it was that all along - just wondering how long it would take you to get it;)honest guv

Thanks, Shuggie. I love you for the simple fact that you pretend to find me as funny as I think I am. :love: :love:

Where'd Martin go? This is all in your honor of course.

16 Dec 2001, 20:48

Honestly Iain - yer sense of humour has improved dramatically, I blame myself - anyone who converses with me for too long - tends to get in the habit of talking pure shite :lol: but it certainly makes for funny viewing :nod: As for Marty - he's becoming a bit disulusioned with life in general again - hopefully he'll snap out of it and get back to normal - along with myself (obviously) he's one of the fore-runners of speaking absolute gibberish :lol: :nod: It'll be a sad day if he does piss off!

16 Dec 2001, 22:43

Originally posted by Shug computer problems - sorry guys

yep Shug, you don't get it :nod:

16 Dec 2001, 22:44

Originally posted by Sarah Middle am i the only person who thinks the whole world has gone mad?

no!!! :nono: :nonono:

17 Dec 2001, 16:36

Originally posted by Iain Curtis Not so fast, Shug. We have EVE SUE HIS KILT (for all my Scottish homies) and U KISS EVIL THEEHonestly, Shug, I don't think you're trying that hard!

:nonono: you guys have it all wrong...

the anagram is Like Us Thieves!!!!

17 Dec 2001, 16:41

No it isn't fishlips, it's actually "SUE, LICK THE SIEVE"

So nyer-nyer nyer-nyer nyer!!! :p

17 Dec 2001, 17:08

hey Big Boy...who are you calling fishlips??? now I think I might be offended...but I'm sure I will get over it!!!

18 Dec 2001, 17:43

Originally posted by The esteemed Mr. Butthead > Originally posted by Iain Curtis> Not so fast, Shug. We have EVE SUE HIS KILT (for all my Scottish homies) and> > U KISS EVIL THEE> > Honestly, Shug, I don't think you're trying that hard!

:nonono: you guys have it all wrong...

the anagram is Like Us Thieves!!!!

Naaaah - I've got it. Definitely this time!! :jump:

It's "KES, U EVIL SHITE!!" :clap: :clap:

If you've read the book by Barry Hines, you'll see that this is said during a games lesson by the footy coach..... ha ha haarrr! So, what's the prize then? :)