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....too much time on yer hands mate!!! 
"TIME FOR BED....... DOING!!!!" (cue Magic Roundabout theme)
......five Pokemon cards to swap with my 12 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cards? ...Or take my complete collection of 1993 edition of Mighty Mophin' Power Rangers cards?
Originally posted by Shug Oh you've got.....?
that loving feeling...... now the war against Oliver has begun 
VG - mince pies - very festive;)
too much time on my hands - can't argue with that
to hide yer love away - classic
Pokemon or anything with the name Rangers in it
Sarah - Pet hedgehog called Derek 
Excellent stuff, very rarely do I laugh out loud
that loving feeling...the war against twat-face
Still not quite what I was looking for though;)
Originally posted by Socrates El Orificio Ectoplasm nae fuckin' chance ya hun bastards !
:lol
Excellent Excellent Excellent
That wasn't what I was thinking - but it's definately funnier - nice one Mr J
Originally posted by Jim Giliberto no fookin brains mate
Practice makes Perfect
Originally posted by Shug Oh you've got.....?
Three eyes, oh you've got two eyes, oh you've got....hmmm...maybe not....
...nothing in your christmas stocking shug cos you've been a bad boy - not letting little angel sarah banish football indeed.
Originally posted by Sparkly Sarah ...nothing in your christmas stocking shug cos you've been a bad boy - not letting little angel sarah banish football indeed.
Look I know they don't have football in Birmingham, but aren't you being a little harsh ?
what do you mean? there is football in birmingham?! well i thought that was what it was anyway...
Nope, Birmingham is one of those sub-cultural backwaters that managed to escape the football phenomenon.
aren't aston villa a football team?
look i think i have established many times that i'm not overly perceptive. are you taking the piss?
Originally posted by Sparkly Sarah aren't aston villa a football team?look i think i have established many times that i'm not overly perceptive. are you taking the piss?
Aston Villa certainly don't play football Sarah;)
Originally posted by Felix the Cat and his wonderful bag of tricks hmmm...herpes is close...could it be vaginal warts then?
Certainly fucking not but a nice try all the same;)
my boyfriend told me they were a football team. and he's trying to convince me that i really want to go to a match with him. he obviously doesn't know me that well.
if they don't play football what do they play?
shug - is there actually a proper answer? i mean, you're not just enjoying watching us think up really stupid answers when really it's just the temptation lyrics you're looking for?
Originally posted by Sparkly Sarah shug - is there actually a proper answer? i mean, you're not just enjoying watching us think up really stupid answers when really it's just the temptation lyrics you're looking for?
Sarah of course there's an answer - but yer right I enjoy seeing what mad things people are coming up with;)
I don't think anyone has a mind as dilluded as mine - so the chances of anyone getting this are basically zero, but it's a thread where people can basically say something silly to relieve a bit of tension - Fuck me, I should be a Therapist
Originally posted by Sparkly Sarah my boyfriend told me they were a football team. and he's trying to convince me that i really want to go to a match with him. he obviously doesn't know me that well.if they don't play football what do they play?
They don't play anything they are a Line Dancing Troupe who dance to Classical music...HONESTLY
Originally posted by Sparkly Sarah hmmm...i'm not sure if i believe you...shug are you telling fibs?
You've rumbled me then
They play football...allegedly. My nan and Great Gran support them...they both lived in a place called Selly Oak, before my Great Gran passed away a few years ago, used to love going to Brum, and beating all the local kids at footy - they all supported Villa, Birmingham and West Brom Poor kids
Originally posted by Sparkly Sarah my boyfriend told me they were a football team. and he's trying to convince me that i really want to go to a match with him. he obviously doesn't know me that well.if they don't play football what do they play?
Sarah...do you believe everything your boyfriend tells you???
After all the alcohol consumed in the last couple of days - I can't remember what the witty answer is - but don't fret, I'm sure my mind will start working in a minute, and I'll try to keep it thinking along the lines of New Order
Originally posted by Sparkly Sarah ...imagination.i tried to think of another witty response and failed.
What do you mean another witty response? - Where was the first one?
Are you trying to imply The Shugster has no imagination?
my hedgehog response was witty!
for me anyway.
i wasn't implying that you have no imagination. i was implying that i haven't. sorry if i upset you or anything - it wasn't intended. i'll try and think of a sensible new order related answer next time...really!
Sarah - I do apologise - it won't happen again;) :evil:
Yes yer hedgehog reply was something special indeed - only a few replies make me piss meself - and that was one of them That was Shug Class
Originally posted by Sparkly Sarah felix - i believe everything anyone tells me.
Well...if that's the case...then I'm the best looking man you've never met...and I had something witty to add here, but I've forgotten it!!!!
Originally posted by Sparkly Sarah felix - i believe everything anyone tells me.
Well then Sarah, Mr Sludden has asked me to forward his telephone number onto you. He's got a rare 12" for you, a remix or something !
Originally posted by Sparkly Sarah one day people will stop taking the piss...well maybe they'll cut down.
Dont hold your breath Sarah, ive been waiting for that day for months, and i still get it everytime...
Perhaps us girls should stick together....
Liv
Originally posted by Liv > Originally posted by Sparkly Sarah> one day people will stop taking the piss...well maybe they'll cut down.
Dont hold your breath Sarah, ive been waiting for that day for months, and i still get it everytime...
Perhaps us girls should stick together....
Liv
Now now Liv, you'll be conjuring up images in people's minds again !!
