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23 Dec 2001, 09:42

I needed to get some fresh salmon this morning, so I went to Tesco. Had to queue up for 90 mins to pay. Whilst manoeuvering my trolley round the crowded aisles, I chanced upon a stand displaying dozens of J.Oliver books/videos, so I deliberately crashed my trolley into them, sending books sprawling across the place. Embarrassed ? Not on your nelly. A swell of pride flushed my entire body, a small step for me but a giant step in the war against Oliver. I urge you all to act out similar feats in your local stores :) :violent:

23 Dec 2001, 10:17

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :clap: :clap: :clap: :jump: :jump: :jump: :clap: :clap: :clap: :jump: :jump: :jump: :clap: :clap: :clap: :jump: :jump: :jump: :clap: :clap: :clap: :jump: :jump: :jump: :clap: :clap: :clap: :jump: :jump: :jump: :clap: :clap: :clap: :jump: :jump: :jump: :clap: :clap: :clap: :jump: :jump: :jump: :clap: :clap: :clap: :jump: :jump: :jump: :clap: :clap: :clap: :jump: :jump: :jump:

Now, Mr J., How about posting all further murderous fantasies on the mungbean twatface back within its rightful thread by yrs truly instead of hijacking it for a new one of your own???? :nono: ;) ( :lol: )

23 Dec 2001, 10:19

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :clap: :clap: :clap: :jump: :jump: :jump: :clap: :clap: :clap: :jump: :jump: :jump: :clap: :clap: :clap: :jump: :jump: :jump: :clap: :clap: :clap: :jump: :jump: :jump: :clap: :clap: :clap: :jump: :jump: :jump: :clap: :clap: :clap: :jump: :jump: :jump: :clap: :clap: :clap: :jump: :jump: :jump: :clap: :clap: :clap: :jump: :jump: :jump: :clap: :clap: :clap: :jump: :jump: :jump:

Now, Mr J., How about posting all further murderous fantasies on the mungbean twatface back within its rightful thread by yrs truly instead of hijacking it for a new one of your own???? :nono: ;) ( :lol: )

23 Dec 2001, 10:21

Oh here we fucking go again - FUCKING SERVER!!!! FUCKING AOL!!! FUCKING ISPS!!! THEY ALL FUCKING GET ON MY TITS. THis hasn't happened in a while and I'd rather it stayed that way - FUCK!! TOSS BOLLOCKS!! JAMIE OLIVER!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :violent: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :violent: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :violent: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :violent: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

23 Dec 2001, 10:31

The war against Jamie Oliver...What's the next step Mr Socrates? - I await yer command :lol: I'm going to have to think of something very cunning....which may take a while :nod:

23 Dec 2001, 10:37

Martian's in charge, this was a spontaneous display of passion, seeing as I had a captive audience in the queue ! I must say that several people expressed agreement with my stand, including a rather attractive young lady of Slavic origin who told me that she liked his recipes but couldn't stand him !

23 Dec 2001, 10:42

Marty - you'd better make it a good one - nothing better than an Anneka Rice mission impossible - just going to dig out me catsuit :lol:

23 Dec 2001, 11:36

can anyone explain the cover ive found on audio galaxy did hooky get drunk and forgrt the words again