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New Order's forthcoming Uzbekistan-only release of Slow Jam will feature an exclusive Jamie Oliver remix ! The song, described by Oliver as "pukka", will not be available for release anywhere else in the world. Oliver, described as "fukka" by the rest of the world, sadly will be available for release everywhere else in the world.

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Originally posted by Socrates New Order's forthcoming Uzbekistan-only release of Slow Jam will feature an exclusive Jamie Oliver remix ! The song, described by Oliver as "pukka", will not be available for release anywhere else in the world. Oliver, described as "fukka" by the rest of the world, sadly will be available for release everywhere else in the world.

Tim, you are a man obsessed. you really need to chill out. ok, so hes a cock.... fair enough, get over it babes, you are gonna burst a blood vessel.... Just worried about you petal... Liv :angel:

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What can I say mate - :lol: :clap: :lol: And yer picking on poor old Slow Jam again:nonono:

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Originally posted by Liv > Originally posted by Socrates > New Order's forthcoming Uzbekistan-only release of Slow Jam will feature an exclusive Jamie Oliver remix ! The song, described by Oliver as "pukka", will not be available for release anywhere else in the world. Oliver, described as "fukka" by the rest of the world, sadly will be available for release everywhere else in the world.

Tim, you are burst a blood vessel....

Liv:angel:

Do you hear what she's calling you Tim - I've seen yer piccie mate and you look nothing like him - Bad Manners were pretty good though;)

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Which one's me though ?

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I know :D Met the Bloodvessel bloke - he used to have a hotel in Margate and he sponsored Margate FC last season when they were in our league.

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Adolf Hitler has a hotel in Margate - and sponsored their footy team last year - Fuckin ell - Thought he was dead mate:lol: :clap: :lol:

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Originally posted by Shug > Originally posted by Liv> > > > Originally posted by Socrates > > New Order's forthcoming Uzbekistan-only release of Slow Jam will feature an exclusive Jamie Oliver remix ! The song, described by Oliver as "pukka", will not be available for release anywhere else in the world. Oliver, described as "fukka" by the rest of the world, sadly will be available for release everywhere else in the world.>

Tim, you are burst a blood vessel....

Liv:angel:

Do you hear what she's calling you Tim - I've seen yer piccie mate and you look nothing like him - Bad Manners were pretty good though;)

Thats not funny Mr Sludden. *adopting teacher role* Going to have to work out a punishment for this kind of behaviour... hmmm

Liv :angel:

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You having some kind of Crossroads-like continuity lapse there Shugster ? Fuckin' Bobby Ewing will be appearing in the shower next ! (Now if Pamela Ewing.........)

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Originally posted by Socrates You having some kind of Crossroads-like continuity lapse there Shugster ? Fuckin' Bobby Ewing will be appearing in the shower next ! (Now if Pamela Ewing.........)

Tell you what mate - I absolutely pissed meself when that little trick of mine worked out - People checking this thread will certainly be scratching their heads - For those of you who missed it.... Mr Socrates asks the question "which one though" to which I replied Buster Blood Vessel - but that sneaky bastard was only winding me up - so I looked a bit fookin stupid - so I deleted the answer and put in Adolf Hitler instead - to make him look stupit - me and my cunning plans:lol:

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Originally posted by Liv > Originally posted by Shug> > > > Originally posted by Liv> > > > > > > Originally posted by Socrates > > > New Order's forthcoming Uzbekistan-only release of Slow Jam will feature an exclusive Jamie Oliver remix ! The song, described by Oliver as "pukka", will not be available for release anywhere else in the world. Oliver, described as "fukka" by the rest of the world, sadly will be available for release everywhere else in the world.> > >

Tim, you are burst a blood vessel....

Liv:angel:

Do you hear what she's calling you Tim - I've seen yer piccie mate and you look nothing like him - Bad Manners were pretty good though;)

Thats not funny Mr Sludden. *adopting teacher role* Going to have to work out a punishment for this kind of behaviour... hmmm

Liv :angel:

Would being caned be out of the question, oh lovely one?;)

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Originally posted by Shug > Originally posted by Socrates > You having some kind of Crossroads-like continuity lapse there Shugster ? Fuckin' Bobby Ewing will be appearing in the shower next ! (Now if Pamela Ewing.........)

Tell you what mate - I absolutely pissed meself when that little trick of mine worked out - People checking this thread will certainly be scratching their heads - For those of you who missed it.... Mr Socrates asks the question "which one though" to which I replied Buster Blood Vessel - but that sneaky bastard was only winding me up - so I looked a bit fookin stupid - so I deleted the answer and put in Adolf Hitler instead - to make him look stupit - me and my cunning plans:lol:

Take another look......... :lol:

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Originally posted by Shug > Originally posted by Liv> > > > Originally posted by Shug> > > > > > > Originally posted by Liv> > > > > > > > > > Originally posted by Socrates > > > > New Order's forthcoming Uzbekistan-only release of Slow Jam will feature an exclusive Jamie Oliver remix ! The song, described by Oliver as "pukka", will not be available for release anywhere else in the world. Oliver, described as "fukka" by the rest of the world, sadly will be available for release everywhere else in the world.> > > > > >

Tim, you are burst a blood vessel....

Liv:angel:

Do you hear what she's calling you Tim - I've seen yer piccie mate and you look nothing like him - Bad Manners were pretty good though;)

Thats not funny Mr Sludden. *adopting teacher role* Going to have to work out a punishment for this kind of behaviour... hmmm

Liv :angel:

Would being caned be out of the question, oh lovely one?;)

Oh go on then...

I'm gonna regret this in the morning...

Liv :angel:

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You'd regret it a lot more if I was round there now:evil: :lol:

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Originally posted by Shug You'd regret it a lot more if I was round there now:evil: :lol:

Blimey fella! You been on the sauce too, or are you always this forward?

Liv :angel:

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Liv I'm as Sober as a Saudi Arabian business man - and you don't get much more sober than them:lol:

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Originally posted by Shug Liv I'm as Sober as a Saudi Arabian business man - and you don't get much more sober than them:lol:

So you are always like this then... hmmm no comment ;) Liv :angel:

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Originally posted by Socrates New Order's forthcoming Uzbekistan-only release of Slow Jam will feature an exclusive Jamie Oliver remix ! The song, described by Oliver as "pukka", will not be available for release anywhere else in the world. Oliver, described as "fukka" by the rest of the world, sadly will be available for release everywhere else in the world.

...well, i think this remix of SlowJam is going to be a difficult one, because Bernard is out-of-tune most of the time. It's going to be a dance remix called 2412 santamix, we put out the guitars, used a lot of simple 909-bassdrums and hi-hats. We all hope you're going to like it, 'cos we worked very hard on it...for about two hours...

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Originally posted by Socrates New Order's forthcoming Uzbekistan-only release of Slow Jam will feature an exclusive Jamie Oliver remix ! The song, described by Oliver as "pukka", will not be available for release anywhere else in the world. Oliver, described as "fukka" by the rest of the world, sadly will be available for release everywhere else in the world.

Jamie Oliver? Oh I think he's great, no really. In fact here is my favourite tribute site to the mockney cheeky chappy.

http://website.lineone.net/~shameaboutjamie/

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Originally posted by Marco Pleil > Originally posted by Socrates > New Order's forthcoming Uzbekistan-only release of Slow Jam will feature an exclusive Jamie Oliver remix ! The song, described by Oliver as "pukka", will not be available for release anywhere else in the world. Oliver, described as "fukka" by the rest of the world, sadly will be available for release everywhere else in the world.

...well, i think this remix of SlowJam is going to be a difficult one, because Bernard is out-of-tune most of the time. It's going to be a dance remix called 2412 santamix, we put out the guitars, used a lot of simple 909-bassdrums and hi-hats. We all hope you're going to like it, 'cos we worked very hard on it...for about two hours...

Nice one !

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Originally posted by Nigel Spleen New Order's forthcoming Uzbekistan-only release of Slow Jam will feature an exclusive Jamie Oliver remix ! The song, described by Oliver as "pukka", will not be available for release anywhere else in the world. Oliver, described as "fukka" by the rest of the world, sadly will be available for release everywhere else in the world.

:clap: nice one!!!

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