Skip to content

Krafty vrs Jetsteam video

Archived

45 replies · 1,006 views

This is an archived legacy thread. Replies are closed, but the discussion is preserved.

What video you prefer?

Closed
  • Krafty 17 (30%)
  • Jetstream 39 (70%)

56 votes · voting closed

Well they are both weak but jetstream wins. Krafty sucked beacuse of the circular motion the camera does, that maybe art to someone but nauseating to me. Jetstream is better but:

uses cheezy strobing effect, you can't make out the band clearly plus the band is far back most of the time, like dots. Ana's wig is so 60's, I think its heavily inspired by PSB "I wouldnt normally do this kind of thing" video me thinks. Buts since it has the band, I can relax to that and more active, why my choise here.

0 likes

Jetstream is the best video since Regret IMHO...

It's just too bad it's not the Richard X radio mix.

0 likes

Jetstream, at least for Barney's dancing:evil4:

It's about time they appeared in a video again

0 likes

Spotnick wrote: Jetstream is the best video since Regret IMHO...

It's just too bad it's not the Richard X radio mix.

No. 60mph was the best, (and funniest) video since Regret.

0 likes

I voted Krafty because I'm still scared of Ana. But I think Crystal was a great video, especially towards the end with the red light. And it was the first NO video I remember seeing.

0 likes

Well, jetstream should have Ana making out with Barney in the bathroom on a plane, or Phil or Steve or Peter or all (not at once ;) ) Or Gillian, that would be hot but not happening by all means :nonono:

0 likes

I remember a thread where people were thinking what the video would look like.

I still like the idea of the "J E T dance", à la YMCA :lol:

0 likes

Jetstream's video is much better. I'm starting to like this song more now... :nuts:

0 likes

The J-E-T Dance.

You kick your micstand down

You kick your left leg out

You read the autocue

Then you spin around and shout

You do the Jetstream Lover

And you flub the chorus line

That's what it's all about!

0 likes

Jetstream better?? I know its nice to see a video feature the band... well, Barney at least.

You'd think the song would be Ana FEATURING New Order based on all the camera time she got.

Krafty has better shots, but it is a little disturbing; its practically kiddy porn :ignore:

0 likes

Well, there's a thick line between porn and erotic.

0 likes

Beatrix Kiddo wrote: Well, there's a thick line between porn and erotic.

Are you saying you find the Krafty video erotic, M?

I will refrain from making any comment on the "thick line" line.

0 likes

If the two skinny teenagers can be found erotic by anyone, then I'm afraid my answer would be "yes", P. I was trying to say that it was not kiddy porn like Vince said.

0 likes

They're really skinny, M.

0 likes

Two skinny teenagers or Ana in Jet video, P? :wink:

0 likes

Beatrix Kiddo wrote: Two skinny teenagers or Ana in Jet video, P? :wink:

Well, I find the Jetstream video FAR more enjoyable than the Krafty video, M.

0 likes

What was that about "thick line" you wanted to say, P?

0 likes

ana matronic looks quite ugly and masculine in the jetstream video... plus her outfits were pretty terrible. her little "dance moves" every now and then seemed so contrived and silly, it was difficult for me to watch without grimacing. the only saving grace of the jetstream video is that it shows the band doing some performance. still, i think it's a terrible video.

krafty isn't much better, but at least is doesn't feature ana the mantronic! :D

0 likes

Beatrix Kiddo wrote: What was that about "thick line" you wanted to say, P?

Not a single word, M.

0 likes

charles wrote: ana matronic looks quite ugly and masculine in the jetstream video... plus her outfits were pretty terrible. her little "dance moves" every now and then seemed so contrived and silly, it was difficult for me to watch without grimacing. the only saving grace of the jetstream video is that it shows the band doing some performance. still, i think it's a terrible video.

krafty isn't much better, but at least is doesn't feature ana the mantronic! :D

What did you expect? If there was Kylie in that video, do you think she would look better?

0 likes

Krafty for me. Just because the band fufilled what was surely a life time ambition to make a video about shagging.:D

0 likes

JETSTREAM :thumb:

0 likes

Rocket Mick wrote: JETSTREAM :thumb:

WHY? :D

0 likes

im gonna invent the jet dance at the NYC show, who wants to join me?:evil4:

0 likes

Beatrix Kiddo wrote:

Rocket Mick wrote: JETSTREAM :thumb:

WHY? :D

The group are in it,it has great colours,a MONSTER(in honour of HUNTSMAN)-well her in a WIG anyhow.I think this will get them a BIG HIT.Probably the scariest vid since JOHN BARNES appeared with PETER BEARDSLEY in WIM. Quite a catchy number in a thrilling way.May even get my passport renewed if the GOVERNMENT will forgive me.:D

0 likes

I prefer the 'Jetstream' vid to the 'Krafty' one. It fits with the song. I've never been that fussed on their videos in general though, apart from those for 'Here to Stay', 'World' and 'Confusion', which I really like :)

0 likes

They are both shite.

0 likes

can someone tell me, why I'm not that obsessed with videos anymore? The last video that I found really exciting was True Faith, since then my interest in Videos (of NO, and in general) rapidly dropped.

0 likes

Resurrection Spider wrote: They are both shite.

maybe you're right. option "none" is missing.

0 likes

Nothing beats "Touched by the Hand of God."

*insert devil horns and wagging tongue here*

0 likes

I like both of them. The Krafty video is decent except for the terrible bouncing around on the rooftop ending. Jetstream isn't a terrible video, since NO performs in it and it has pretty colors. But the video edit of Jetstream is very bad, so that counts against it.

0 likes

Jetstream tries to be a pop promo and succeeds. Krafty doesn't try to be a pop promo and succeeds.

I prefer Krafty.

0 likes

i choose j-e-t i really like Krafty, i think it has some great momentos that goes great with the lyrics. Remember Barnie is talking about enjoying the world, and those two are really enjoying it! :clap: :clap:

but Jetstream is more enjoyable. Ana is supersexy to me, even watch her eating old garbage would still kick the hell out of me... She has that psycho face is too irresistible for me. And also you have Barnie's dance, which is the dumbest/coolest thing i saw in months!

0 likes

Vejayes wrote: Jetstream better?? I know its nice to see a video feature the band... well, Barney at least.

You'd think the song would be Ana FEATURING New Order based on all the camera time she got.

Krafty has better shots, but it is a little disturbing; its practically kiddy porn :ignore:

i'm sorry, but what's the matter with you?!?!!! porn for kids!!!? :confused2: :confused2:

0 likes

Filmstardust wrote:

Vejayes wrote: Jetstream better?? I know its nice to see a video feature the band... well, Barney at least.

You'd think the song would be Ana FEATURING New Order based on all the camera time she got.

Krafty has better shots, but it is a little disturbing; its practically kiddy porn :ignore:

i'm sorry, but what's the matter with you?!?!!! porn for kids!!!? :confused2: :confused2:

Well this person must have personal issues with kiddy porn. I wonder why? :skeptic:

In fact krafty would be alright if it had a plot. and I cant tell whos the man or the woman, and when they took their shirts off, I still wasnt convinced.

0 likes

Filmstardust wrote:

Vejayes wrote: Jetstream better?? I know its nice to see a video feature the band... well, Barney at least.

You'd think the song would be Ana FEATURING New Order based on all the camera time she got.

Krafty has better shots, but it is a little disturbing; its practically kiddy porn :ignore:

i'm sorry, but what's the matter with you?!?!!! porn for kids!!!? :confused2: :confused2:

I've grown accustomed to the American "must be 18" standard.

The Krafty video looks like it was illegal to make.

0 likes

I prefer Jetstream. I think Ana actually looks quite fantastic in it -- you may not like the way she looks but you have to admit she's not quite the bird-with-bouncing-boobs kind that seems to perform in about 99,47% of all videos.

0 likes

Ray wrote: I prefer Jetstream. I think Ana actually looks quite fantastic in it -- you may not like the way she looks but you have to admit she's not quite the bird-with-bouncing-boobs kind that seems to perform in about 99,47% of all videos.

i agree 101% ana has her own style.

0 likes

Jetstream. I like the abundant colors.

0 likes

Vejayes wrote: Krafty has better shots, but it is a little disturbing; its practically kiddy porn :ignore:

*That's because you're American, I'm afraid. That's what all the reactionary bigotry ruling your country in the last 25 years has made to your poor souls. A sweet image of two teenagers making love (as happens to millions other teenagers, not children, in the western world) becomes dirty child porn in your distorted view... there's an abyss like between Joy Division and Interpol, you get the picture?

0 likes

Vejayes wrote: I've grown accustomed to the American "must be 18" standard. The Krafty video looks like it was illegal to make.

*Oh, please! You might be disappointed to learn it but the two actors, you know, they aren't actually doing it, it's just a play, unless I missed a close up of the intercourse! ;) It's a play, I mean, just like if you see a normal movie where it happens that two teenagers make love (there have been many, some very successful, and nobody complained), that's not illegal at all, it's telling a story, and about the half of the people do sex for the first time around 16 (I just regret it happened later for me). The only illegal thing would be if people under 18 got paid to make real sex in front of cameras, because it's prostitution involving minors and it's supposed minors shouldn't sell their bodies so soon, but teenagers making love is not illegal, nor actors playing teenagers making love.

Back on the topic Jetstream's video is horrible, easily their worst ever. Can prevent the song from being a true hit. People see this crap and are just not gonna buy the single. Looks like an 80s cheesy video with early computer graphic just refreshed with modern tools. Ana Matronic looks like a stupid diva and the band looks crap (apart from Barney's dance, only good thing about this). The whole thing makes no sense at all. It's a shame because all their recent videos were top quality. I pray it's not shown in Italy, if it is the band's credibility is ruined and many who are thinking about going to Turin for the festival might just decide not to go to see such a silly band... This video is the biggest mistake since sending the Mondays to the Barbados... ;)

0 likes

Vejayes wrote:

Filmstardust wrote:

Vejayes wrote: Jetstream better?? I know its nice to see a video feature the band... well, Barney at least.

You'd think the song would be Ana FEATURING New Order based on all the camera time she got.

Krafty has better shots, but it is a little disturbing; its practically kiddy porn :ignore:

i'm sorry, but what's the matter with you?!?!!! porn for kids!!!? :confused2: :confused2:

I've grown accustomed to the American "must be 18" standard.

The Krafty video looks like it was illegal to make.

"All the stupid people Where do they all come from?"

0 likes

Yeah, funny how American teenagers would be old enough to work in a laundry but not to make love with their partners... :rolleyes:

0 likes

Nope. HTS has been the best video since Regret.

You got that right, Jesse.

0 likes

You're leaving NewOrderOnline

This link goes to an external website we don't operate, which has its own privacy policy and terms.

Destination:
Continue ↗